The siku was December 13,1929.I was walking nyumbani from school late at night,and 2 of my Marafiki Jessica and Lauren came up to me.
"Hey guys what are wewe doing out here late at night?"I said
"Well we were waiting for you."Jessica said
"Really,why?"I said.They never waited for me this long before.I don't know why I feel uneven around them.
"Oh just to do this,Lauren now!"But before i had a time to react i suddenly felt a sharp pain in my back then later my arm.When i looked down blood drip on the hard,cold sidewalk.Then i was on the ground as Jessica and Lauren ran away leaving me to bleed to death.Darkness was around me,but then another sharp pain came to me.Not like a stab but like biting.When I woke up I felt a lot zaidi different.Free,bu when i looked on one of the store's windows I saw not only was my skin much zaidi paler,but my eyes were bloody red.
"Hey guys what are wewe doing out here late at night?"I said
"Well we were waiting for you."Jessica said
"Really,why?"I said.They never waited for me this long before.I don't know why I feel uneven around them.
"Oh just to do this,Lauren now!"But before i had a time to react i suddenly felt a sharp pain in my back then later my arm.When i looked down blood drip on the hard,cold sidewalk.Then i was on the ground as Jessica and Lauren ran away leaving me to bleed to death.Darkness was around me,but then another sharp pain came to me.Not like a stab but like biting.When I woke up I felt a lot zaidi different.Free,bu when i looked on one of the store's windows I saw not only was my skin much zaidi paler,but my eyes were bloody red.
9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have zaidi fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? upendo thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the dawati in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy au McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".