-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.
Bella holds small sliver phone kwa it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would wewe prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If wewe haven't come to Forks then wewe wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other Wanyonya damu and claim to be a family and adopted kwa the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. wewe alisema that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because wewe don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. wewe only breathe because its a habit and wewe can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though wewe couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because wewe claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why wewe appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. wewe alisema that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And kwa the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because wewe claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why wewe appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe wewe should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
Bella: It;s supposed to say I upendo You.
Edward: Maybe wewe should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force wewe into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with wewe forever and every single siku of forever!
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I upendo wewe so much and I dont want wewe to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase wewe dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with wewe forever and every single siku of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will kiss wewe passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let wewe touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we Wanyonya damu don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having sekunde thoughts about loving wewe because i upendo my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend au a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with wewe again because eventhough i upendo my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend au a brother but as a guy, i upendo wewe more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link **Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned kwa the mwandishi of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just ilitumwa this makala to share for wewe guys. Thanks to the one who did this.