Mafuatano ya Twilight Article: Twilight Religion.

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posted by TwilightHearts

I have made a religion for all dedicated twilight fans, i am the first to join, i have followed these simple rules for three weeks and hope wewe will join. Iff wewe want to, repeat the words at the bottom of the page.
Here are the simple rules:

1) Do not say Volturi in a bad way (They are royalty)

2) Do not assosciate 'Fangs' with 'Vampires'

3) Name a child au pet after a Twilight character (or middle name)

4) Do not celebrate Halloween

5) Wear something to represent your upendo for twilight, E.G: Bracelet, Earrings, Necklace, Pin, Bag.... And wear it EVERYDAY. (not at sleep)

Words To jiunge yourself:

" I WILL always heart, and appreciate Stephenie Meyers fiction work, I will follow these necessary rules, EDWARD, BELLA, EMMETT, ROSALIE, JASPER, ALICE, ESME, CARLISLE... carlise, esme, alice, jasper, rosalie, emmett, bella, edward, My moyo is multiplied for These, AND the twilight SAGA

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megloveskyle, bitten_byedward and 1 other like this

sami1002 lolz this is funny! happy haloween

Edward_Bella234 Does the religion have a name? Or just Twilight religion??

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The Twilight Oath!

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When ever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my moyo fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
When ever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to upendo Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.

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The Other Way (Edward's POV) Ch. 7

posted by CharmedVamp101

I jumped out through her bedroom window as she started to get up and I figured, since I would be in a car and on a plane with her most of the day, I would hunt. I wouldn't go too far, that way, if she needed me, I could easily get to her.
I caught some rabbits, and a pigeon and some mice, but that was going to have to do.
I was heading back to her apartment, when I heard her talking to someone, she didn't like him, and she was afraid, kwa the sound of her voice. I ran as fast as I could to get to her in time.
I listened to the conversation as I reached the front door of the building.
"Then...

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The Other Way (Liz's POV) Ch. 1

posted by CharmedVamp101

I slowly walked down the alley, knowing what was waiting for me there. I saw a glint further on and realized it was the watch that Max always wore. I walked slower yet, what was coming up was inevitable.
I stared towards the spot I was walking.
"Hey, baby. I've been waiting for you."
Even though it was always the same with Max, I still shuddered when he called me that.
"Did wewe bring the $500.00 the boss told wewe to bring?"
"500? I was told $300."
"Who told wewe that?"
"You did, now here's the 300 you asked me for,"I alisema emphasizing the you.
"I remember telling wewe 500, but if wewe go out with...

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The Other Way (Liz's POV) Ch. 7

posted by CharmedVamp101

I packed all my stuff as fast as I could. I mean, if I could leave with this guy, no this angel, and he liked me, like I liked him, then I would go anywhere with him. Even if he didn't, I would still go anywhere he asked me to. I made sure that all my stuff was where I could easily locate it. One box for kitchen, one for DVDs and VHSs, one for my bathroom, two for my clothes, one summer, one winter, and a box for my shoes. I used a baridi for drinks and I was planning on grocery shopping today, but since I'm leaving, I decided against it. I just packed things that weren't opened into a smaller...

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The Other Way (Edward's POV) Ch. 6

posted by CharmedVamp101

I sat down on the dresser as I watched her sleep. Listening to her dreams. She was dreaming about me, I mused. I remember that Bella used to dream about me, she talked in her sleep. It was interesting, the things she said, but she alisema my name too often. Now I was glad she didn't choose me. If she had, I would have never met Liz.
She was dreaming that I was a vampire. That would certainly make it easier, the sooner she figured it out the better, she already had the slightest inkling that I was one. And I would follow through with my promise. I would onyesha her, and she would still upendo me, hopefully....

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Eclipse problems

posted by TVAuthor

I have all the Twilight books, but I Lost Eclipse and really want to read it. Does anybody know a website wewe can read the whole book on? I've been dying to read past the first chapter wewe get from New Moon. It sucks I really want to read it, and I can't do that. Please help me with this. From a shabiki to a fan. wewe know how great the book is so help me, a person who wants to read it. Please just find the website and post it to me. Thank wewe so much! I hope wewe already know one, au can easily find one. Thank you!!

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My poem;- Edward Cullen.

posted by MasochisticBexy

Golden brown eyes, like hardened syrup in a pool like shape of a continuance lifetime of some burdened sadness.
Lifeless he is, like a beautiful statue, numb to the world around him.
Only the silent whispers of feeble minds he hears.
The red seductive toxin running through their veins, of which he hungers for… his ‘own personal brand of heroin’.
His thirst for normality is torturous to his eternal, tormented soul.
A secret torture for this masochistic lion,
This old face holds many secrets, some unable to tell but all not forgotten.

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Storyteller-Chapter Two-

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Music from OneTreeHill

STORYTELLER
by: BuffyFaithfan1
Chapter Two: Escape Plan!...
I woke the inayofuata morning to the sound of people walking in my room but when I opened my eyes to see the problem au the group of people there was no one there. The white room I was held in is empty. I didnt dream about that cause I remember I dreamt about Mile. I know, I know wierd right? But I did and it was a good dream. But then the footsteps and the noise just made me slip out of Mile's arms and walk toward the darkness. But when I hit a brick wall, there a door appeared. It turned white. And then got really bright and it opened...

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Mistral Part Three

posted by NessNess

{Whoo, two in one day, I know! Make sure wewe read Parts One and Two before this one, thanks, NN}

Edward's voice broke through my reverie. "Bella?"

I shook my head. "Yeah?"

His face relaxed.

"You never alisema hello to me," I said.

"Hello...?" he said, confused.

I laughed at his expression, than I pulled my face up to kiss him.

He pecked me on the lips but pulled away quickly. "You need rest, Bella."

I scowled, but lay down and let my eyelids slide shut. My dreams that night were full of shadows and illusion.

When I woke he was sitting on the rocking chair instead of his usual position at my side with his...

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Erin: Chapter 5

posted by xxEmo92xx

Danie turned into a blob of apple sauce, then shape-shifted back into a human. "There" She said.
"Hey Erin! So I see wewe got my text."

"Yeah! Congrats! wewe have to tell me all about this Parick."

"No, wewe tell me about wewe being part of the Volturi."

"How did wewe know?"

"Well me being a vamp and everything, I get one power which is shape-shifting."

"What does that have to do with it?"

"Oh nothing I just needed to tell you."

"Ok, how did wewe find out?"

"Your friend Alice told me."

"Oh,ok. Yeah, so wewe know my dad is Aro and my little sister is Jane."

"I didn't even know that!" Alice said."Why didn't wewe tell me?"

"I wasn't ready to yet."

"Erin, wewe are my best friend; I tell wewe everything, wewe should tell me the same."

"Ok,sorry."

"It's fine. Now come on, let's go shopping for your friend's big day."

"Ok, let's go."

Two hours later, Alice, Erin, and Danie were still roaming around when they found the "perfect dress".

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Erin guide

posted by xxEmo92xx

Erin in real life!

Heres a guide to my story that I am writing,Erin.

1.Erin is part of the Volturi, but she is half human-Spoiler!

2.not everything will be exactly like the books,it will be dramatized a little.

3.Erin is my best friend in real life, so I try to make her as realistic as possible.

4.This one is zaidi about me:I don't like cussing in my stories because I don't cuss a lot in real life, but it makes my stories funnier,agree?

5.We might make a movie out of this when we are done-Spoiler!

6.Erin was telling me about one of her friends, Danie, and she might be in a few chapters-Spoiler!

7.Erin tries to kill Alice later in the story-Spoiler!

Our trademark...lol!

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My Dark Days Chapter 4 : Begining Stages Of Becoming A Zombie

posted by bitten_byedward

Ch 4
A/N:Thanks for kusoma and giving feedback! Plz R&R and if wewe have any thoughts towards what should happen inayofuata time that would be great.All characters belong to Stephine Meyer.

Bella POV
After about 4 hours of lifelessly laying on the floor, I decided to get up and do something, anything.

I went to the bathroom to go take a shower. My reflection was........well........just horrible. I barely recognized myself. My eyes were red and puffy. My nose was flaming red. My face was so red, I wasn't mizeituni, mzeituni skinned anymore. I was a little bit redder than a normal Fork's face color.

Also, there...

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Stephen King says ‘Twilight’ mwandishi ‘can't write’

posted by Emma01

LOS ANGELES - Stephen King’s opinion may drive a stake through the moyo of “Twilight” mwandishi Stephenie Meyer.

In an interview with USA Weekend, the bestselling mwandishi compared Meyer with J.K. Rowling, the mwandishi of the Harry Potter series.

According to Stephen, “Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people… The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”

Meeooww!

While Stephen may not be a shabiki of Stephenie’s writing, he understands the appeal of the series.

“People are...

mistaken

posted by vampfan

EDward took off his shirt.His abs were hawt.I then went under the covers.I then felt his cool skin agaisnt mine.
U sure Soph
yes
I felt it the sex of course
I then felt my neck being nibbled
Edward! damn that hurt
I the nsaw it wasn't edward
J-J-J James.
Oh don't worry upendo wewe will be one of us
No where the hell is edward
well the volturi is dealing with the Cullens
I will kill you
Just give up wewe know tat it will spread
It's burns STOP IT IT BURNS.I then felt my death.
My moyo beat sronger than usual.I felt sclience.
ALl in my moyo was vengence on James on The Volturi Adn on the werewolves!....

slayers inc comes to forks

posted by vampfan

Part I
I waited for edward and the cullens to onyesha up
My i phone alisema 8:30. They're late. I had my bag.I saw a figure wearing black leather upendo the leather.She looked evil.
Who the hell are you!?! Iasked
Your worst nightmare demon.
Hold on a damn dakika one my family is fighting Wanyonya damu and two I've been slayer evil[U]VAMPIRES
before wewe could see your first stake!ANd who the hell do u think wewe are my great grandmother's lover gabreil van helsing!
NO I'm Kick YOUR BUFFY THE VAMPIRE/DEMON SLAYER!
Then the volvo appear I'm going to kill edward WHat took wewe so long!
Theres anew force of EVIL VAmpires...

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Paramore's Hayley Williams: "I'm In upendo With a Vampire"

posted by Raechelll

Hayley Williams' band Paramore just won mtvU's Woodie of the mwaka and currently sits atop the charts with the Twilight soundtrack. But that doesn't mean she can resist the fangs of the vampire series' main character Edward: "I'm in upendo with a vampire," she tells MTV.com.

And it's this affection for the Stephenie Meyer-penned vampire novels and their characters that influenced "Decode," Paramore's contribution to the film's soundtrack. "I was definitely pulling from things I read in the book," Williams said. "There's a few references. They might be a little bit vague, but I think that people...

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‘Twilight’s’ Robert Pattinson On shabiki Hysteria: ‘Nuts! I’ve Gone Deaf’

posted by Zeisha

Absolute teen hysteria took over Westwood Village Monday night as “Twilight’s” immortal leading man, Robert Pattinson, descended on the red carpet for the movie’s premiere.

AccessHollywood.com’s “Dish of Salt” Laura Saltman was in the middle of the vampire-madness and witness to the thousands of screaming fans, known as Twi-Hards, who started lining up at 6 AM for a glimpse of the “Twilight” stars – especially Robert.

“He’s gorgeous,” “He’s really hot,” and “He’s good looking and talented!” are just some of the accolades that mashabiki told Access when asked why...

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Pattinson Sinks His Teeth Into Stardom With ‘Twilight’

posted by Zeisha

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Pattinson takes a bite out of fame; Stewart tells 'Twilight' mashabiki to buzz off; Boyle gives back to Mumbai; crying over spilt 'Milk'

Get tickets, showtimes and zaidi at MSN Movies

As I began my interview with Robert Pattinson, the dreamy vampire Edward in the upcoming romantic thriller "Twilight," I reminded the 22-year-old Brit about our awali conversation on the movie's set last spring and how enthusiastic he was at the time about the project.

Puzzled, Pattinson responds, "I was having a good time on that day? There was, like, a close-up in the script where [Edward] has a look that's 'demonic...

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Twilighters? REALLY?

posted by krystalhale

There is such a hype surrounded kwa Twilight and it's following books, and many shabiki groups have been created. There is a Twihard, zaidi commonly known as a Twilighter. They say they are completely dedicated to Twilight and it's characters. That being said, those such Twilighters go around saying "Die Jacob!" au "Edward is PRUDE!" and such and such. Are wewe REALLY a "Twilighter" in that case? Saying, "I don't like Jacob [and the occasional "I hate Edward"]" is a completely different thing from saying "Jacob[Edward, au whoever] MUST DIE!".
Some mashabiki havve even been as bold as to bash Breaking...

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Breaking Dawn Cover

posted by latterdayfrodo

The cover of Breaking Dawn came out not too long ago.

I have some theories, but I would upendo to hear your own.

Theory:

There is a white Queen piece and a red pawn piece. If the red piece were to songesha on space mbele (presumably to the right), then the Queen would take that pawn. There are no other pieces on the board.

The white Queen could represent purity. White is also the color that goes first in the game of chess.

The pawn is red, maybe representing the evil enemy. But the pawn has no real threat over the queen. The pawn in this could make the choice to songesha mbele to become a queen, but...