TWIHARD
    
An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga kwa Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.

The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true upendo & upendo at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.







WAYS TO TELL IF wewe ARE A TWIHARD.


(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. wewe constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an saa for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important siku of the week.
3. wewe dream of going to Forks, au living in Forks.
4. wewe have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but wewe wish Wanyonya damu totally existed so wewe can marry one.
6. wewe refer to Twilight as "literary crack" au a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied alisema literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your inayopendelewa matunda is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your inayopendelewa flowers.
10. Whenever wewe hear "Girlfriend" kwa Avril Lavigne, wewe can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When wewe grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. wewe dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. wewe look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. wewe upendo running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. wewe hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. wewe dream about killing Bella so wewe can tarehe Edward.
19. If wewe could have one wish, it would be that wewe were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. wewe hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All wewe want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. wewe have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so wewe can pretend your with Edward.
24. wewe have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, wewe have ordered uyoga ravioli and a coke.
26. wewe know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward aliiba his cookies.
27. All of your Marafiki think wewe need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with bila mpangilio strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. wewe are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace profaili is either dedicated to Twilight, au has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, aliyopewa yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. wewe enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since wewe know they are only taking out your inayopendelewa quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and wewe jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. wewe have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and wewe took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. wewe felt betrayed when wewe found out Edward would drive a hatchback instead of the s60 r.
40. wewe refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz au Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, wewe are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause wewe want to talk about Twilight.






!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!