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Hell on Earth
BPOV
The moment I stepped into the classroom I knew it was going to be hell.
"Ms. Swan!" alisema a voice I've hated since I was 18. "Cullen! What the hell are wewe doing here?" I screamed. There standing there was Edward Cullen. Once my love, my life, my everything now my worst enemy.
"Ms. Swan! That language won't be tollerated in my class!" He smirked. I ran out the door.
This can not be happening! I can not be student-teaching Edward's class! We freaking hate each other!
I was heading towards the office but I saw Principal Greene in the yard. "Jeffery!" I yelled. He turned towards me. "Ms. Bella? Is there a problem?" He asked. "Of course! I cannot be student-teaching Mr. Cullen's class." I said.
"And why is that?" He asked. "Because..." I didn't know what to say. "I just can't!" "Sorry Ms. Swan. You've registered here late and your lucky wewe could get a job here at all. Now the students are arriving and I want wewe to watch Dorm 9 and see if anyone needs help." He said.
Oh great... I'm stuck with Edward. "Bella!" squealed a fimiliar squeal. I turned around. "ALICE!!" This is the reason I came.
"Bella sweetie! I cannot believe wewe came!" She hugged me... hard.
"I can't believe it either!" I'm here in Western California Boarding School. Where the Cullens teach school. Alice found out I was planning to become a teacher (following her footsteps she says) and got me a job here. But I didn't know it was this type of job!
"We have so much catching up to do!"
"Yes. But first... did wewe ask the principal to make me student-teach Edward's class? I wanted yours!" I sighed. "No Bella. I didn't say nothing. He alisema Edward needed a student-teacher because his class had 39 students. Mines only has 21." She smiled. "Plus this is a great oppurtunity to catch up!"
"Catch up? Why would I want to know all the girls he did it with while I was gone? How many girls' hearts did he break while doing it?" Alice sighed. "It was a mistake..." she said. She still blames herself for what happened.
--------------FLASHBACk--------------------
"Bella! Welcome back! How was Phil?" she asked. Two weeks zamani I went to Phoniex. Phil had a mini moyo attack... nothing too bad. "He's great! Now where's my Edward?" I was dating Edward Cullen. I couldn't believe it either!
"Upstairs! Come on! Let's go!" She ran upstairs and burst through Edward's door. She screamed. I ran up. "Alice! What's wrong?" She shook her head. "Alice... Let me up au else I'm going to steal your favourite Gucci bag..." She gasped.
"Move over wewe pixie!" I said. "Bella... wewe do not want to see what's inside...." I heard a moan. "Is that Edward?? What's wrong with him?"
"Nothing. He's sick..." She said. "Really" I asked. "Let's go make some supu for him. We'll leave it outside." A plan was already in my head.
"Um... Okay... After you." She pointed down the stairs. I walked. When we got into the jikoni I said, "Crap. No zaidi noodles. Be right back..." I ran. I was heading the direction of the karakana but turned towards the stairs last minute. I ran up.
I opened Edward's door and gasped at what I saw. There Edward was... half naked helping a girl but on a bra.
"Bella... I could explain..." But I didn't let him. I ran out and never came back. I moved to Phoniex the following week.
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"Alice. Stop blaming yourself. If anyones to blame it's Edward... He was the one in the bed." I let out an awkward laugh.
"Sure... So want to check out the school?" she asked changing the subject.
"Alright." She showed me everything. She showed me the Girl's dorm, the Boy's dorm, the Teacher's dorm, the gym, the biology hall, the library, the lunch area, and a whole lot of other things.
"So wewe could have a roommate au wewe could sleep kwa yourself." Alice said. "Do wewe have a roommate?" I asked. "Yes... It's my sister-in-law Rose... Emmett got married..." She said. Isn't it weird how everyone ended up as teachers?
"Oh really?" I was kind of sad I had to sleep alone.
"Yeah... I'm sorry. We could always have three roomies." She alisema and smiled. "No thanks. I don't want to be the third wheel in this." I smiled weakly.
"Okay... This is your room then." She pointed to a plain white one that alisema 106 on it. "I'm inayofuata door." She pointed to a hot pink one with the number 105 on it. "Cool." I alisema and went inside. This was college all over again... No roommate, nice people inayofuata door, and a very plain house.
I laughed a little. "What's happened?" asked Alice as she helped me take my bags inside. I forgot all about watching the dorms. The DAs will do that.
"This just reminds me of college..." I said. "Oh... kay..." She looked at me weirdly. Oh well.
"So... how's having a sis-in-law?" I asked. "Okay... But not the one I was hoping for..." she murmured. "You mean wewe wanted Emmett to marry someone else?" I asked.
"No... I wanted Edward to marry someone..." she said. "The girl in his bed?" I asked. "No..." Awkward silence. Awkward silence.
"So... How was Phoniex like?" asked Alice trying to change the subject. "It was alright. Hot though. And not as rainy as Forks..." I said. Nothing was as rainy as Forks.
"How's Jasper?" I asked and that got her talking. "He's amazing. I think this may be the one. I'm sure he'll propose to me soon!" She has been dating Jasper for 4 and a half years. He's Rose's cousin and she set them up. I know this because of all the e-mails she sent. I didn't meet Rose au Jasper in person but I've seen many pictures.
"Is Emmett still mad I didn't come to his wedding?" I asked. I felt very guilty, but I didn't want a chance of seeing Edward. "He was at first but I think he got over it. He's very happy wewe came here." She said. Well at least he isn't mad.
"Where is Emmett?" I asked. Emmett was like my big brother I never had. Alice was like my sister separated at birth. And Edward... he's just a fag.
"He's getting ready for the biology class. He teaches grade 8-10 biology." She said. "Really? Why can't I be student-teaching his class?" I asked. I'd rather watch Emmett blow stuff up then be stuck with Edward.
"Tanya's helping his class." She alisema softly. "You mean Tanya Denali? strawberry slut-head Tanya?" This can not be happening. Alice nodded. "Can this get any worst?" I asked.
"Mike Newton's here too." she whispered. I groaned. Western California... my hell on Earth.
Hell on Earth
BPOV
The moment I stepped into the classroom I knew it was going to be hell.
"Ms. Swan!" alisema a voice I've hated since I was 18. "Cullen! What the hell are wewe doing here?" I screamed. There standing there was Edward Cullen. Once my love, my life, my everything now my worst enemy.
"Ms. Swan! That language won't be tollerated in my class!" He smirked. I ran out the door.
This can not be happening! I can not be student-teaching Edward's class! We freaking hate each other!
I was heading towards the office but I saw Principal Greene in the yard. "Jeffery!" I yelled. He turned towards me. "Ms. Bella? Is there a problem?" He asked. "Of course! I cannot be student-teaching Mr. Cullen's class." I said.
"And why is that?" He asked. "Because..." I didn't know what to say. "I just can't!" "Sorry Ms. Swan. You've registered here late and your lucky wewe could get a job here at all. Now the students are arriving and I want wewe to watch Dorm 9 and see if anyone needs help." He said.
Oh great... I'm stuck with Edward. "Bella!" squealed a fimiliar squeal. I turned around. "ALICE!!" This is the reason I came.
"Bella sweetie! I cannot believe wewe came!" She hugged me... hard.
"I can't believe it either!" I'm here in Western California Boarding School. Where the Cullens teach school. Alice found out I was planning to become a teacher (following her footsteps she says) and got me a job here. But I didn't know it was this type of job!
"We have so much catching up to do!"
"Yes. But first... did wewe ask the principal to make me student-teach Edward's class? I wanted yours!" I sighed. "No Bella. I didn't say nothing. He alisema Edward needed a student-teacher because his class had 39 students. Mines only has 21." She smiled. "Plus this is a great oppurtunity to catch up!"
"Catch up? Why would I want to know all the girls he did it with while I was gone? How many girls' hearts did he break while doing it?" Alice sighed. "It was a mistake..." she said. She still blames herself for what happened.
--------------FLASHBACk--------------------
"Bella! Welcome back! How was Phil?" she asked. Two weeks zamani I went to Phoniex. Phil had a mini moyo attack... nothing too bad. "He's great! Now where's my Edward?" I was dating Edward Cullen. I couldn't believe it either!
"Upstairs! Come on! Let's go!" She ran upstairs and burst through Edward's door. She screamed. I ran up. "Alice! What's wrong?" She shook her head. "Alice... Let me up au else I'm going to steal your favourite Gucci bag..." She gasped.
"Move over wewe pixie!" I said. "Bella... wewe do not want to see what's inside...." I heard a moan. "Is that Edward?? What's wrong with him?"
"Nothing. He's sick..." She said. "Really" I asked. "Let's go make some supu for him. We'll leave it outside." A plan was already in my head.
"Um... Okay... After you." She pointed down the stairs. I walked. When we got into the jikoni I said, "Crap. No zaidi noodles. Be right back..." I ran. I was heading the direction of the karakana but turned towards the stairs last minute. I ran up.
I opened Edward's door and gasped at what I saw. There Edward was... half naked helping a girl but on a bra.
"Bella... I could explain..." But I didn't let him. I ran out and never came back. I moved to Phoniex the following week.
--------------END-----------------------
"Alice. Stop blaming yourself. If anyones to blame it's Edward... He was the one in the bed." I let out an awkward laugh.
"Sure... So want to check out the school?" she asked changing the subject.
"Alright." She showed me everything. She showed me the Girl's dorm, the Boy's dorm, the Teacher's dorm, the gym, the biology hall, the library, the lunch area, and a whole lot of other things.
"So wewe could have a roommate au wewe could sleep kwa yourself." Alice said. "Do wewe have a roommate?" I asked. "Yes... It's my sister-in-law Rose... Emmett got married..." She said. Isn't it weird how everyone ended up as teachers?
"Oh really?" I was kind of sad I had to sleep alone.
"Yeah... I'm sorry. We could always have three roomies." She alisema and smiled. "No thanks. I don't want to be the third wheel in this." I smiled weakly.
"Okay... This is your room then." She pointed to a plain white one that alisema 106 on it. "I'm inayofuata door." She pointed to a hot pink one with the number 105 on it. "Cool." I alisema and went inside. This was college all over again... No roommate, nice people inayofuata door, and a very plain house.
I laughed a little. "What's happened?" asked Alice as she helped me take my bags inside. I forgot all about watching the dorms. The DAs will do that.
"This just reminds me of college..." I said. "Oh... kay..." She looked at me weirdly. Oh well.
"So... how's having a sis-in-law?" I asked. "Okay... But not the one I was hoping for..." she murmured. "You mean wewe wanted Emmett to marry someone else?" I asked.
"No... I wanted Edward to marry someone..." she said. "The girl in his bed?" I asked. "No..." Awkward silence. Awkward silence.
"So... How was Phoniex like?" asked Alice trying to change the subject. "It was alright. Hot though. And not as rainy as Forks..." I said. Nothing was as rainy as Forks.
"How's Jasper?" I asked and that got her talking. "He's amazing. I think this may be the one. I'm sure he'll propose to me soon!" She has been dating Jasper for 4 and a half years. He's Rose's cousin and she set them up. I know this because of all the e-mails she sent. I didn't meet Rose au Jasper in person but I've seen many pictures.
"Is Emmett still mad I didn't come to his wedding?" I asked. I felt very guilty, but I didn't want a chance of seeing Edward. "He was at first but I think he got over it. He's very happy wewe came here." She said. Well at least he isn't mad.
"Where is Emmett?" I asked. Emmett was like my big brother I never had. Alice was like my sister separated at birth. And Edward... he's just a fag.
"He's getting ready for the biology class. He teaches grade 8-10 biology." She said. "Really? Why can't I be student-teaching his class?" I asked. I'd rather watch Emmett blow stuff up then be stuck with Edward.
"Tanya's helping his class." She alisema softly. "You mean Tanya Denali? strawberry slut-head Tanya?" This can not be happening. Alice nodded. "Can this get any worst?" I asked.
"Mike Newton's here too." she whispered. I groaned. Western California... my hell on Earth.
Stewart had some apprehensions about shooting that scene. She didn't want the scenario of two teens, one being a vampire who happens to be many years older than his facade of 17, deciding to marry one another to look silly au unbelievable.
"Well, to decide you're gonna marry someone at 18 is a pretty hefty decision," she told MTV News from the red carpet of the premiere of her new movie, "The Yellow Handkerchief." "And I didn't want to look stupid. I didn't want it to look like kids getting married. wewe know what I mean?"
Stewart alisema she had to find an emotional space that allowed her to make a teenage engagement seem plausible. "I wanted to be, like, 'Oh! Wow! I would say yes too!' wewe know what I mean? So I don't know how wewe do that. wewe try to do it for real, and it felt good. I hope it turned out alright."
"Well, to decide you're gonna marry someone at 18 is a pretty hefty decision," she told MTV News from the red carpet of the premiere of her new movie, "The Yellow Handkerchief." "And I didn't want to look stupid. I didn't want it to look like kids getting married. wewe know what I mean?"
Stewart alisema she had to find an emotional space that allowed her to make a teenage engagement seem plausible. "I wanted to be, like, 'Oh! Wow! I would say yes too!' wewe know what I mean? So I don't know how wewe do that. wewe try to do it for real, and it felt good. I hope it turned out alright."
1. dress as Tinker Bell and run through the house saying hes a pixie like alice
2. pretend hes a striper and strip for edward on hes piano
3. take alices porche for a joy ride
4.go to school and yell that jasper thinks he is his boyfriend
5. emmett is never allowed to run through the hospital yelling DADDY!
6. emmett is never allowed to tell alice pink is not her color
7. emmett is never allowed to drive a school bus
8. au drive the bus into a lake
9. emmett is never allowed to tell esma that he will go find a new "fake" mom
10. emmett is never allowed to tell jasper texans are hicks
thanks for kusoma my makala please leave an maoni
Jacob in eclipse
9. “I’m so full I’m about to puke, but I think I can force it down. I won’t enjoy it at all though.” (Page 239)
8. “I’m useless these days, no wonder Billy’s always gone. I’m so boring.” (Page 326)
7. “I run at a toasty one-oh-eight point nine these days. I’ll have wewe sweating in no time.” (Page 490)
6. “Of course, you’d warm up faster if wewe took your clothes off.” (Page 491)
5. “Does my being half-naked bother you?” (Page 216)
4. “Go fetch a space heater. I’m not a St. Bernard!” (Page 289)
3. “It’s enough of a pain to carry the shorts around with me, let alone a complete outfit. What do I look like, a pack mule?” (Page 216)
2. “Did wewe seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” (Page 119)
1. “Next time wewe want to hit me, use a baseball bat au a crowbar, okay?” (Page 335)
new moon movie
This isnt the picture I wanted, But it was the closest I could find. :( *Disclaimer(
1. wewe wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch wewe sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all mbwa for that matter.
3. He looks at wewe like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells wewe how nice wewe smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a van from almost crushing wewe to death with his kubeba hands.
7. He can bounce matunda from his feet like a soccer ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls wewe buibui monkey and runs around with wewe on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all mbwa for that matter.
3. He looks at wewe like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells wewe how nice wewe smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a van from almost crushing wewe to death with his kubeba hands.
7. He can bounce matunda from his feet like a soccer ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls wewe buibui monkey and runs around with wewe on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
![Leah tis awesome =]](http://images2.fanpop.com/images/soapbox/twilight-series_41945_top.jpg?cache=1263844571 "Leah tis awesome =]")
Leah tis awesome =]
my fave 'quote' from this chapter
His eyes are supposed to be goldish blue! ;( *Disclaimer*
Maybe this could be the teen Renesmee? *Disclaimer-I own nothing*
