chapter three
"Now heavenly i don't know how nessie is gonna react to seeing wewe on my side." he warned me, i didn't care.
"is that what wewe call her?.... nessie? well maybe we could be friends."
"i doubt it. anyways, this house is filled with vamps. there is: bella, you've seen her. her husband, edward. there is alice, edward's sister and Jasper who is edward's brother. alice and Jasper are married too."
"eww! didn't wewe just say they were both edward's siblings?"
"uh.... no they are adopted."
"oh, ok sorry. keep goin'."
"ok umm.... Edward will be the prettiest of them all. Alice will be the tiny energetic one, and Jasper will be the one with the long dirty blonde hair. oh yeah and there is Rosalie, she'll be the ugly one with the long blonde hair. also, emmit, he's pretty cool. he'll be the muscly one, almost as ripped as me, haha. Rosalie and Emmit are married too."
"that's a lot to take in." a alisema overwhelmed.
"oh yeah, and there is Carlisle, the nice older guy with the short blonde hair, and Esme, she has reddish hair and is really nice. she'll be the first to welcome you. Carlisle and Esme are married too."
"......" i was quiet, assuming there was more.
"oh no i'm done now." he alisema and smiled, his incredible smile. i couldn't help but smile back.
"im assuming that none of them will like me."
"well, carlisle and esme will like you, alice will probably. Edward will probably hate you, but he'll be nice."
finally we got there. i was nervous to get out of the car so we both sat there for a second. i looked up. their house was HUGE and beaytiful, just like i assumed they would be. finally, the silence was interrupted.
"well are we gonna sit in here all day?" he asked honestly curious, like he would have if i wanted to.
"i wish we could." i alisema nervously. he grabbed my chin and stared at me,
"it's gonna be alright Heavenly. i need wewe to know that i would never let anything happen to you." he then kissed me. like i hadn't been kissed before. i didn't want it to stop. eventually, he pulled my hands out of his hair and pulled away altogether,
"we need to go now. they know we're here." all of a sudden he was opening my door for me. i got up and he grabbed my hand. we went up the stairs and before Jake could knock on the door someone opened it.
she was beautiful! she had pretty long red hair and golden brown eyes with dark bags under them like Isabella.
"hello Jacob! nice to see wewe again. im assuming this is Heavenly." she alisema in the most polite voice, gesturing to me.
"hi Esme, yes this is Heavenly."
"well please come in and we can discuss this." we both walked in holding hands.
there were 7 Wanyonya damu sitting in the big family room plus Esme. i knew which was which immediately. the buff brown haired guy and the actually beautiful blonde in the corner were emmit and rosalie. the energetic spiky haired girl and the smooth blonde male inayofuata to her were Alice and Jasper. the welcoming light blonde male inayofuata to Esme was Carlisle. and last but of course not least was Isabella and Edward. she had long brown hair, and was absolutely stunning, and Edward was the bronze haired beauty, probably the most beautiful of them all. but i saw no Renesmee.
"Heavenly this is Rosalie, Emmit, Alice, Jasper, Carlsle, Bella, and Edward. everyone this is Heavenly." he gestured to them all one at a time and i was correct in all my assumptions.
"hello Heavenly, it's nice to meet you." Carlisle welcomed me. i shook his hand which was extremely cold. it seemed to be another vamp mbwa mwitu thing. all wolfs i knew were always warm and i guess vamps were extrememly cold.
"it's a pleasure to meet wewe all." i alisema hoping that they all didn't hate you. edward without leaving the kitanda said,
"hello, Heavenly. i hope you're satified with yourself knowing that wewe ruined her life. wewe know your lucky we sent nessie out hunting before wewe got here, au else you'd be dead kwa know."
Jacob jumped in front of me and let out a growl from the bottom of his chest. what was gonna happen next? was Jake gonna be killed kwa these stupid bloodsuckers? i had already started crying at the thought.
"Edward, i don't believe wewe want to dod this." Carlisle alisema as Edward stood up from the kitanda and let out a hiss. Carlisle stood in front of him.
"you know you're bratty little bloodsucker should be happy that i came here to save here from trying to kill herself." i wish Jake hadn't alisema that. edward through Carlisle to the other side of the room and ran towards Jacob. he got a hold of him. Jake punched him in the face and he went flying. Emmit stood up along with everyone else. that's all i saw before i was being carried to the woods.
"NO LET ME GO! JAKE IS GONNA DIE!" i screamed in Alice's arms.
"i need to get wewe out of here. trust me, i can tell the future. Jacob and edward will be ok."
"Now heavenly i don't know how nessie is gonna react to seeing wewe on my side." he warned me, i didn't care.
"is that what wewe call her?.... nessie? well maybe we could be friends."
"i doubt it. anyways, this house is filled with vamps. there is: bella, you've seen her. her husband, edward. there is alice, edward's sister and Jasper who is edward's brother. alice and Jasper are married too."
"eww! didn't wewe just say they were both edward's siblings?"
"uh.... no they are adopted."
"oh, ok sorry. keep goin'."
"ok umm.... Edward will be the prettiest of them all. Alice will be the tiny energetic one, and Jasper will be the one with the long dirty blonde hair. oh yeah and there is Rosalie, she'll be the ugly one with the long blonde hair. also, emmit, he's pretty cool. he'll be the muscly one, almost as ripped as me, haha. Rosalie and Emmit are married too."
"that's a lot to take in." a alisema overwhelmed.
"oh yeah, and there is Carlisle, the nice older guy with the short blonde hair, and Esme, she has reddish hair and is really nice. she'll be the first to welcome you. Carlisle and Esme are married too."
"......" i was quiet, assuming there was more.
"oh no i'm done now." he alisema and smiled, his incredible smile. i couldn't help but smile back.
"im assuming that none of them will like me."
"well, carlisle and esme will like you, alice will probably. Edward will probably hate you, but he'll be nice."
finally we got there. i was nervous to get out of the car so we both sat there for a second. i looked up. their house was HUGE and beaytiful, just like i assumed they would be. finally, the silence was interrupted.
"well are we gonna sit in here all day?" he asked honestly curious, like he would have if i wanted to.
"i wish we could." i alisema nervously. he grabbed my chin and stared at me,
"it's gonna be alright Heavenly. i need wewe to know that i would never let anything happen to you." he then kissed me. like i hadn't been kissed before. i didn't want it to stop. eventually, he pulled my hands out of his hair and pulled away altogether,
"we need to go now. they know we're here." all of a sudden he was opening my door for me. i got up and he grabbed my hand. we went up the stairs and before Jake could knock on the door someone opened it.
she was beautiful! she had pretty long red hair and golden brown eyes with dark bags under them like Isabella.
"hello Jacob! nice to see wewe again. im assuming this is Heavenly." she alisema in the most polite voice, gesturing to me.
"hi Esme, yes this is Heavenly."
"well please come in and we can discuss this." we both walked in holding hands.
there were 7 Wanyonya damu sitting in the big family room plus Esme. i knew which was which immediately. the buff brown haired guy and the actually beautiful blonde in the corner were emmit and rosalie. the energetic spiky haired girl and the smooth blonde male inayofuata to her were Alice and Jasper. the welcoming light blonde male inayofuata to Esme was Carlisle. and last but of course not least was Isabella and Edward. she had long brown hair, and was absolutely stunning, and Edward was the bronze haired beauty, probably the most beautiful of them all. but i saw no Renesmee.
"Heavenly this is Rosalie, Emmit, Alice, Jasper, Carlsle, Bella, and Edward. everyone this is Heavenly." he gestured to them all one at a time and i was correct in all my assumptions.
"hello Heavenly, it's nice to meet you." Carlisle welcomed me. i shook his hand which was extremely cold. it seemed to be another vamp mbwa mwitu thing. all wolfs i knew were always warm and i guess vamps were extrememly cold.
"it's a pleasure to meet wewe all." i alisema hoping that they all didn't hate you. edward without leaving the kitanda said,
"hello, Heavenly. i hope you're satified with yourself knowing that wewe ruined her life. wewe know your lucky we sent nessie out hunting before wewe got here, au else you'd be dead kwa know."
Jacob jumped in front of me and let out a growl from the bottom of his chest. what was gonna happen next? was Jake gonna be killed kwa these stupid bloodsuckers? i had already started crying at the thought.
"Edward, i don't believe wewe want to dod this." Carlisle alisema as Edward stood up from the kitanda and let out a hiss. Carlisle stood in front of him.
"you know you're bratty little bloodsucker should be happy that i came here to save here from trying to kill herself." i wish Jake hadn't alisema that. edward through Carlisle to the other side of the room and ran towards Jacob. he got a hold of him. Jake punched him in the face and he went flying. Emmit stood up along with everyone else. that's all i saw before i was being carried to the woods.
"NO LET ME GO! JAKE IS GONNA DIE!" i screamed in Alice's arms.
"i need to get wewe out of here. trust me, i can tell the future. Jacob and edward will be ok."
Edward Cullen (born Edward Anthony Masen) was born on June 20, 1901 in Chicago, Illinois, and is frozen in his 17-year-old body. While dying of the Spanish influenza, he was changed into a vampire kwa Dr. Carlisle Cullen after Edward's mother, Elizabeth, begged him to save Edward as her dying wish. Edward only drinks animal blood and has the special ability to read minds, with the exception of Bella Swan's. He falls in upendo with Bella soon after she arrives in Forks. Edward knows that he could kill Bella easily, a fact that torments him so much that, in the book New Moon, he decides to leave Forks with his family so they won't be able to hurt her. He returns, however, because he realizes he cannot live without her. Edward marries Bella in Breaking Dawn and they have a child, Renesmee.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” kwa the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains au argues, reply with “What are wewe gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room au says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” kwa Madonna.
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9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains au argues, reply with “What are wewe gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room au says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” kwa Madonna.
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10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever wewe can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When wewe go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what wewe will be doing in five dakika every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. barua pepe her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
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9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever wewe can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When wewe go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what wewe will be doing in five dakika every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. barua pepe her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
