*I did not write this*
Dear Diary,
So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. wewe know same old, same old.
Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha it was so funny, I actually made Emmett think he was in upendo with Edward! Yeah I know I am truly evil! MWAHAHA!!! He was carrying around one of Edward’s shirts and just mumbling “oh my sweet, sweet Eddie-kin, when will wewe come nyumbani to me?” God, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean have wewe ever seen a grown man carrying around his brother’s shati and looking hopelessly lost? It is so funny!!!
So yeah, other than that I went shopping with Alice today before my game of chess with Emmett, and OH MY GOSH I got the cutest pair of shoes that I have ever seen!
....
Oh...
My...
God...
I’VE BEEN WHIPPED!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs to himself for a while then regains composer*
... I think I’m okay now. So... Umm, like I was saying... Yeah I went shopping with Alice today. It was alright, kinda boring...
Okay, so Alice talked to me about the whole making Emmett fall in upendo with Edward thing. She alisema it was a bad idea, but didn’t/wouldn’t tell me why. So naturally I’m going to do it anyway, just because I’m morbidly curious and evil! MWAHAHA!!!
Also, I think I might go hunting with Nessie... Nah I want to see how long I can keep this whole, Emmett-is-obsessed-with-Edward, thing going. It can only get better, of that I’m sure HAHA! I could make Edward feel that way about Emmett haha!! Oh au better yet! Make him feel that way about his piano! HAHA I am so doing that!
This is going to be FUN! I will let wewe know how it all turns out inayofuata time I talk to yeah D.
~Jasper
Dear Diary,
So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. wewe know same old, same old.
Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha it was so funny, I actually made Emmett think he was in upendo with Edward! Yeah I know I am truly evil! MWAHAHA!!! He was carrying around one of Edward’s shirts and just mumbling “oh my sweet, sweet Eddie-kin, when will wewe come nyumbani to me?” God, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean have wewe ever seen a grown man carrying around his brother’s shati and looking hopelessly lost? It is so funny!!!
So yeah, other than that I went shopping with Alice today before my game of chess with Emmett, and OH MY GOSH I got the cutest pair of shoes that I have ever seen!
....
Oh...
My...
God...
I’VE BEEN WHIPPED!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs to himself for a while then regains composer*
... I think I’m okay now. So... Umm, like I was saying... Yeah I went shopping with Alice today. It was alright, kinda boring...
Okay, so Alice talked to me about the whole making Emmett fall in upendo with Edward thing. She alisema it was a bad idea, but didn’t/wouldn’t tell me why. So naturally I’m going to do it anyway, just because I’m morbidly curious and evil! MWAHAHA!!!
Also, I think I might go hunting with Nessie... Nah I want to see how long I can keep this whole, Emmett-is-obsessed-with-Edward, thing going. It can only get better, of that I’m sure HAHA! I could make Edward feel that way about Emmett haha!! Oh au better yet! Make him feel that way about his piano! HAHA I am so doing that!
This is going to be FUN! I will let wewe know how it all turns out inayofuata time I talk to yeah D.
~Jasper
ALICE AND JASPER:
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ALMOST A DECADE I FELT HOPE
JASPERS moyo FROZEN IN TIME kwa A SINGLE BITE.
FLYING LIKE A HUMMING BIRDS WINGS (THIS LINE WAS alisema TO BELLA kwa EDWARD -ECLIPSE-)
HOPE, HAPPINESS, KINDNESS, UNDERSTANDING, AND...LOVE
ALL AT ONCE COMING FROM SUCH A SMALL PERSON.
EMOTIONS HE BEARLY RECONIZED.
EMOTIONS HE WOULD NEVER LEAVE.
EMOTIONS THAT WOULD SOON BE HIS WHOLE LIFE.
EMOTINS THAT BELONGED TO ALICE HIS ONE AND ONLY REASON TO LIVE.
upendo SO STRONG, THEY WOULD KILL. KILL ONCE, TWICE... UNTIL THEY GOT TO THERE OTHER HALF
ALICE ISNT JUST JASPERS LOVE
SHE IS HIS KEY, HIS KEY TO HAPPINESS
THERE SOULS ATACHED FOREVER
THERE SOULS INTERWINED TOGHETHER
THERE SOULS BELONG TO EACH OTHER
SOULMATES FOR THE REST OF INTERNITY
BROUGHT TO HAPPINESS TOGHETHER AND WHEN IT COMES TIME THEY WILL BE TAKEN OUT TOGHETHER
THANX FOR READING
WRITTEN kwa RACHEL KETTLEWELL
TWILIGHT GIRL
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ALMOST A DECADE I FELT HOPE
JASPERS moyo FROZEN IN TIME kwa A SINGLE BITE.
FLYING LIKE A HUMMING BIRDS WINGS (THIS LINE WAS alisema TO BELLA kwa EDWARD -ECLIPSE-)
HOPE, HAPPINESS, KINDNESS, UNDERSTANDING, AND...LOVE
ALL AT ONCE COMING FROM SUCH A SMALL PERSON.
EMOTIONS HE BEARLY RECONIZED.
EMOTIONS HE WOULD NEVER LEAVE.
EMOTIONS THAT WOULD SOON BE HIS WHOLE LIFE.
EMOTINS THAT BELONGED TO ALICE HIS ONE AND ONLY REASON TO LIVE.
upendo SO STRONG, THEY WOULD KILL. KILL ONCE, TWICE... UNTIL THEY GOT TO THERE OTHER HALF
ALICE ISNT JUST JASPERS LOVE
SHE IS HIS KEY, HIS KEY TO HAPPINESS
THERE SOULS ATACHED FOREVER
THERE SOULS INTERWINED TOGHETHER
THERE SOULS BELONG TO EACH OTHER
SOULMATES FOR THE REST OF INTERNITY
BROUGHT TO HAPPINESS TOGHETHER AND WHEN IT COMES TIME THEY WILL BE TAKEN OUT TOGHETHER
THANX FOR READING
WRITTEN kwa RACHEL KETTLEWELL
TWILIGHT GIRL
For those of wewe who don't know me, au have never read my fanfictions, I'm renesmeblack. I write a story from Renesmee, Jacob, Mine, and occasionally Emmett's POV. Now, I have a ton of bad ideas, and some of the things wewe read from me are crash tests. Thankfully, many of my readers enjoy my fanfictions. The dummy is saved!
My stories are for girls who can't stop kusoma the books. It's for girls who'd pester Stephenie Meyer to write a sequel, if they had a chance! I upendo Jacob, so that's another reason why girls read my, frankly, ameteur (hope I spelled that right!) writing. wewe wanna know the best part?
Okay, here goes nothing.
IT NEVER ENDS!!!
There. I feel better now. Yup, wewe read correctly. It'll never end until I grow out of the Twilight Stage (like that'll happen.).
For the very few mashabiki I have, thanks for the support and I'll see wewe in the kusoma section!
-Thanks!
renesmeblack xoxo
My stories are for girls who can't stop kusoma the books. It's for girls who'd pester Stephenie Meyer to write a sequel, if they had a chance! I upendo Jacob, so that's another reason why girls read my, frankly, ameteur (hope I spelled that right!) writing. wewe wanna know the best part?
Okay, here goes nothing.
IT NEVER ENDS!!!
There. I feel better now. Yup, wewe read correctly. It'll never end until I grow out of the Twilight Stage (like that'll happen.).
For the very few mashabiki I have, thanks for the support and I'll see wewe in the kusoma section!
-Thanks!
renesmeblack xoxo
Here's New Moon Confessions. like I alisema before, I don't any of these, I just ilitumwa them for people's enjoyments.
#1
I can hear Edward in my head too!
#2
If Edward dies, I headed off to Volterra.
#3
Alice aliiba my Porsche.
#4
Jane has my inayopendelewa vampire power.
#5
I have Edward's soul. *Evil Laugh*
#6
Bella's Epiphany = Stating the obvious.
#7
Edward didn't go to South America. He was visiting me.
#8
I named all of my mbwa after Jacob and his friends.
#9
I skipped all of the chapters without Edward in them.
#10
I sekunde Emmett's vote.
#11
I cut myself in front of Jasper for fun.
#12
If Bella won't marry Edward, I will.
please maoni and rate!
#1
I can hear Edward in my head too!
#2
If Edward dies, I headed off to Volterra.
#3
Alice aliiba my Porsche.
#4
Jane has my inayopendelewa vampire power.
#5
I have Edward's soul. *Evil Laugh*
#6
Bella's Epiphany = Stating the obvious.
#7
Edward didn't go to South America. He was visiting me.
#8
I named all of my mbwa after Jacob and his friends.
#9
I skipped all of the chapters without Edward in them.
#10
I sekunde Emmett's vote.
#11
I cut myself in front of Jasper for fun.
#12
If Bella won't marry Edward, I will.
please maoni and rate!
When she walked into the dull room i did not notice at first. But suddenly a gush of wind blew her sweet and beutiful scent tingling down my throat. Never had i felt such pain and anguish yet the thrill of a new adventure. She clumsily walked over to the kiti, kiti cha opposite me and offered a big smile. This was when i could have killed her, this innocent girl looking at me through the locks of her deep brown hair. Her eyes looked deeply and yet shallowly into mine. This was the moment when i knew i could not ravish her. This was the moment i started to fall in love. The mystery of Love.
Please maoni and rate!!!! :)
Please maoni and rate!!!! :)
'Twilight': Which 'New Moon' scene should debut on the MTV Movie Awards?
May 18, 2009, 07:00 PM | kwa Mandi Bierly
Categories: Film, Twilight, Waiting
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner will be on hand at May 31's MTV Movie Awards to introduce a never-before-seen clip from the The Twilight Saga: New Moon. The swali is: Which one do wewe most want to see? If wewe haven't read the sekunde book in Stephenie Meyer's series, STOP NOW. We're obviously talking SPOILERS here....
I vote for Bella jumping off the cliff -- that way we'll get to see how they handle her hearing Edward's voice, while they give us a visual because they want to put Pattinson on screen whenever possible -- au Bella running to stop Edward from stepping into the sun. I bet those will be too F/X-driven to be ready to screen in May, since the film doesn't open until November. (Ditto any scenes involving the mbwa mwitu Pack transforming....) Your pick? Bonus points if it's practical.
May 18, 2009, 07:00 PM | kwa Mandi Bierly
Categories: Film, Twilight, Waiting
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner will be on hand at May 31's MTV Movie Awards to introduce a never-before-seen clip from the The Twilight Saga: New Moon. The swali is: Which one do wewe most want to see? If wewe haven't read the sekunde book in Stephenie Meyer's series, STOP NOW. We're obviously talking SPOILERS here....
I vote for Bella jumping off the cliff -- that way we'll get to see how they handle her hearing Edward's voice, while they give us a visual because they want to put Pattinson on screen whenever possible -- au Bella running to stop Edward from stepping into the sun. I bet those will be too F/X-driven to be ready to screen in May, since the film doesn't open until November. (Ditto any scenes involving the mbwa mwitu Pack transforming....) Your pick? Bonus points if it's practical.
Tru:Blood
My inayopendelewa scene in new moon is the breakup. Now, before wewe say I'm not a TRUE twilight fan, think about it. If Edward didn't leave, Jacob would cease to exist(metaphorically speaking, of course). Then, Bella would be staying human. No Renesmee, no wedding, and no Jacob Black. wewe might be thinking,well, Edward would change her sooner au later, right? Wrong. I hope I'm not spoiling anything, but remember in eclipse when Edward alisema he got over his taste for her blood? Do wewe remember why? If he didn't leave, he would be too afraid to try. New moon is all about the breakup, and Jacob edging his way into Bella's life. Yep, I'm talking to you, Team Jacob. If wewe really like Jacob, wewe see things like me.
