1:please dont tell everybody that they are vamoire... if wewe do , wewe wont survive sor long....
2:dont ask alice stupid questions,she wont like it.....
3:only challenge emmet to an arm wrestling match is yuor a vampire au completely stupid and want to break yuor hand, but then of-urse carlisle will treat wewe and thats almost worth the pain...
4:DO NOT tell the volturi that nessie actualy is an immortal child, they just changed the kid every now and then so it looked like the original kid is growing..