Uhm, Yeah most may think Hannah Montana is lame, yeah I do too, but I had a weird Idea for a crossover. Well This is only the beginning, so if wewe want me to keep uandishi tell me and stuff. If it's a waste of time tell me and i wont post it here. and tell me if wewe want me to post my other stories...Ive completely not written on here. I'm mostly on Fanfiction nowadays, so yeah, here ya go.
Identity # 3
Intro
I walked downstairs in the morning to find my producer, Jessica, talking with my dad, while he cooked us some breakfast.
“Good morning Miley! If you’re wondering why I’m here, why don’t wewe sit down and we’ll talk,” she said.
“Okay,” I said, getting a cup from the cupboard, and poured some machungwa, chungwa juisi in it. I sat across from Jessica, “So what’s up?”
She set down her coffee, and said, “We will be starting to film for that T.V. onyesha wewe signed for, starting Monday. We’re filming in Washington, so wewe are going to have to spend 6 months there. School will be done, when it comes back around inayofuata month, since it just let out. I talked to your dad, and wewe are on a plane kwa tomorrow morning. So get packing,” she said, and occasionally sipped her coffee.
“Oh, well, what about Lily?” I asked.
“She will be coming, and has her own part in the show,” Jessica said.
“Really?!” I asked, surprised.
“Yeah, wewe have to wake her up, and start packing. wewe both can only have 3 bags, and 4 boxes. For the whole 6 months. Pack wisely,” my dad said, “The boxes are sitting kwa the bottom of the steps.”
I took two plates of eggs, after my dad popped a couple pieces of toast up and walked up to my room to wake Lily.
I opened the door and surprised to find Lily sitting awake, at my vanity.
“Hey, guess what?” I asked, and sat the chakula down inayofuata to her.
“Hmm, your dad making breakfast,” she alisema suspiciously, “What did he do?”
“Well I am mad at him for signing my contract, but wewe know that onyesha I’m going to be in? Yeah well you’re in it with me! We’re leaving to film for it tomorrow morning! I can’t believe I'm excited, but we’re going to Washington,” I said, really fast.
She stared at me a couple seconds, like she normally does after my long, fast speeches. She absorbs it in, and after a few sekunde she smiles, and screeches.
“Oh my God! I’m going to be in it with you?” she asked, “Washington? Isn’t it, like wet and cold there?”
“I don’t know, it depends where we’re going,” I said.
“Well where are we going?” she asked.
“I don’t know, Jessica just alisema in Washington, so I don’t know,” I said.
“Well, we’ve got what? 24 hours? Less, let’s get to packing! How much can we bring?”
Identity # 3
Intro
I walked downstairs in the morning to find my producer, Jessica, talking with my dad, while he cooked us some breakfast.
“Good morning Miley! If you’re wondering why I’m here, why don’t wewe sit down and we’ll talk,” she said.
“Okay,” I said, getting a cup from the cupboard, and poured some machungwa, chungwa juisi in it. I sat across from Jessica, “So what’s up?”
She set down her coffee, and said, “We will be starting to film for that T.V. onyesha wewe signed for, starting Monday. We’re filming in Washington, so wewe are going to have to spend 6 months there. School will be done, when it comes back around inayofuata month, since it just let out. I talked to your dad, and wewe are on a plane kwa tomorrow morning. So get packing,” she said, and occasionally sipped her coffee.
“Oh, well, what about Lily?” I asked.
“She will be coming, and has her own part in the show,” Jessica said.
“Really?!” I asked, surprised.
“Yeah, wewe have to wake her up, and start packing. wewe both can only have 3 bags, and 4 boxes. For the whole 6 months. Pack wisely,” my dad said, “The boxes are sitting kwa the bottom of the steps.”
I took two plates of eggs, after my dad popped a couple pieces of toast up and walked up to my room to wake Lily.
I opened the door and surprised to find Lily sitting awake, at my vanity.
“Hey, guess what?” I asked, and sat the chakula down inayofuata to her.
“Hmm, your dad making breakfast,” she alisema suspiciously, “What did he do?”
“Well I am mad at him for signing my contract, but wewe know that onyesha I’m going to be in? Yeah well you’re in it with me! We’re leaving to film for it tomorrow morning! I can’t believe I'm excited, but we’re going to Washington,” I said, really fast.
She stared at me a couple seconds, like she normally does after my long, fast speeches. She absorbs it in, and after a few sekunde she smiles, and screeches.
“Oh my God! I’m going to be in it with you?” she asked, “Washington? Isn’t it, like wet and cold there?”
“I don’t know, it depends where we’re going,” I said.
“Well where are we going?” she asked.
“I don’t know, Jessica just alisema in Washington, so I don’t know,” I said.
“Well, we’ve got what? 24 hours? Less, let’s get to packing! How much can we bring?”
10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie alisema Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” kwa The Police. When she asks why the hell wewe did it, say that she reminds wewe of Roxanne.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie alisema Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” kwa The Police. When she asks why the hell wewe did it, say that she reminds wewe of Roxanne.
Hello Everyone! I'm bringing another story that I'm uandishi called Bedroom Confessions! I'm posting the link, hoping wewe will take a look at it. This story is for mature audiences only as it contains violence and murder. 9 chapters & 487 reviews!
Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
If wewe like this one, make sure to check out the other stories listed on my profile! Thanks, and I hope wewe enjoy it!
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Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
If wewe like this one, make sure to check out the other stories listed on my profile! Thanks, and I hope wewe enjoy it!
Link---> link
With Eclipse on the horizon it would be fun to share our inayopendelewa Eclipse quotes. nukuu should be left as maoni and with a page number so we can all see them in context. So what is your inayopendelewa line in Eclipse?
I upendo it on page 58 when Bella is recalling watching Edward and Alice play chess: "Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."
I upendo it on page 58 when Bella is recalling watching Edward and Alice play chess: "Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."