This is a passage from part of Kaleb's blog at "The Twilight Guy" website link The specific section of this post was taken from Kaleb's review of Chapter 20 link from Eclipse. I found this hilarious when I first came across it.
{I was sitting in the school cafe earlier today, minding my own business and getting some uandishi done, when I overheard a conversation at the meza, jedwali inayofuata to me that went something like this:
Guy 1: Jonas Brothers fangirls are the creepiest girls ever. What is with them?
Guy 2: No man, the Jonas Brothers fangirls are nothing compared to TWILIGHTERS.
-all guys murmur in unified agreement-
Guy 3: Yeah, they’re all way crazy over Edward Cullen.
-guys go silent-
Guy 2: Who’s Edward Cullen?
Guy 3, stammering: Oh, I, uh, I, uh, I read the first few pages. My sister had it. Uh. Uh.
Niccceeee. wewe don’t even see Edward’s name until page 20. Yet another closet TwilightGuy I’m guessing.}
So what do wewe think? What's your thoughts on this?
{I was sitting in the school cafe earlier today, minding my own business and getting some uandishi done, when I overheard a conversation at the meza, jedwali inayofuata to me that went something like this:
Guy 1: Jonas Brothers fangirls are the creepiest girls ever. What is with them?
Guy 2: No man, the Jonas Brothers fangirls are nothing compared to TWILIGHTERS.
-all guys murmur in unified agreement-
Guy 3: Yeah, they’re all way crazy over Edward Cullen.
-guys go silent-
Guy 2: Who’s Edward Cullen?
Guy 3, stammering: Oh, I, uh, I, uh, I read the first few pages. My sister had it. Uh. Uh.
Niccceeee. wewe don’t even see Edward’s name until page 20. Yet another closet TwilightGuy I’m guessing.}
So what do wewe think? What's your thoughts on this?
Guess What?????
I have the Alice Cullen hairstyle after after waiting agesssssssss. I'm soooooooooo happy. Everyone likes it and they are calling me alice at school as they know how obssessed with Twilight I am.
:)
I hope Twilight Eclipse is good, not long before thats coming out at the cinemas lol. Bring on the Wanyonya damu lol(and werewolves).
I have bopth DVD'S lol Twilight annnnnd Newmoon.
PS those who have read my Alice Cullen Story fanfic, Sorry I haven't been on here for a while.
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I have the Alice Cullen hairstyle after after waiting agesssssssss. I'm soooooooooo happy. Everyone likes it and they are calling me alice at school as they know how obssessed with Twilight I am.
:)
I hope Twilight Eclipse is good, not long before thats coming out at the cinemas lol. Bring on the Wanyonya damu lol(and werewolves).
I have bopth DVD'S lol Twilight annnnnd Newmoon.
PS those who have read my Alice Cullen Story fanfic, Sorry I haven't been on here for a while.
link
I think Bella is a wonderfull girl and people should be zaidi like her. She is relly nice and only wants good for the others....
Remember in Twilight she alisema to Edward that she came to Forks , even thogh she doesnt like it,just to make her mother happy with Phil. After that how can wewe say she is a bad girl? These people just dont read the book carefully, probably flip throught the pages!
Well this is what i think....please leave a maoni on what wewe think.
Thankx!
*before i had obay...but people asked why.. so i changed it :D