Robert and Kristen Manipulations

I just finished kusoma Breaking Dawn and all I can say is WOW!!! I thought it was really good...for the most part. There is some stuff about it that bothered me. Below are my many opinions on the book.

First of all...I adored the Jacob section. I thought it was so sweet and sad. I loved when he was imagining Bella pregnant with his child and how he was upset that Seth had his arm around her. I liked it when he told Quil that he didn't see the faces of other girls anymore. All his chapter titles were great...my vipendwa were 'Why didn't I just walk away? Oh right, because I'm and idiot.' and...

Eclipse is my least favourite, which means I'm only mildly obsessed with it.

I agree that Jacob needs to imprint and find his own girl (or if he chooses, his own guy). I still like Jacob, he just has big problems.

I think Bella does upendo Edward more. (A lot more.) Although since her upendo of Edward is possibly the truest of true loves, that doesn't mean she doesn't upendo Jacob with enough power to light up all of Washington. It just means it isn't enough to overpower her upendo of Edward, which (since I already used the electricity metaphor) could light up all of Earth and then some.

We know Bella...

Ok. so I found this as a group on Facebook and totally agree... I mean who wouldn't want a guy, au *vampire* like Edawrd? So here's the list.

1. Be inhumanly attractive
2. Drive 200 km/h
3. Save wewe from death
4. Have an amazing body
5. Be incredibly wealthy
6. Be too much of a gentlemen
7. Have an elegant way of walking
8. Be inhumanly strong
9. Crooked smile
10. Have an extended an sophisticated vocabulary
11. Be really smart
12. Good taste in music
13. Smell extraordinarily nice
14. Suddenly appear out of nowhere and kiss wewe passionatley
15. To tell wewe that wewe ARE beautiful, not that wewe look beautiful...

I found this hilarious orodha on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate wewe and I don't upendo wewe any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could wewe cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in upendo with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) wewe know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...