Twilight- London premiere

"So you're tellin' me that this girl kills vampires?" Paul alisema in astonishment.
"She isn't the only girl capable of doing it!" Leah growled.
"Take it easy Leah, Paul didn't mean any harm." Sam tried to calm his ex down.
"Sexist pig."Leah mutterd. Ignoring her, Edward spoke up.
"I told Bella and Esme what was going on, and Bella wants to know what she can do to help." he alisema with a certain desperation in his tone.
"Good, bring her over here Jake." Sam commanded his second-in-command. Jacob was almost as supportive as this plan as Edward was.
"Bella, come on." he alisema in such a sad voice....

Twilight: Fiction au Friction?

We call this story fiction, but is it creating zaidi then that?

Wow.

Since when did a book create so much controversy?
Am I the only sane person who has read Twilight? For example, the web sites dedicated to hating Twilight is absolutely childish, now I am no professional on crap, but I assure you, making hate-websites is the most pathetic attempt I have yet to see. Don't they have anything better to do? Honestly, how much zaidi of a infant can they be? For the most part I find it completely humorous that people who hate Twilight would spend hours dedicating time toward...

"Carlisle!" Edward yelled as soon as he reached the door even though it wasn't necessary. kwa that time Edward's entire family had appeared out of nowhere of course, and converged in the living room.
"What is it Edward?" Carlisle alisema in a worried tone.
"We have a problem." Edward simply said.
"What is it?" Emmett asked, unworried.
"Charlie knows everything, about us, about the pack, everything. I'm ashamed that I didn't see it sooner. Bella, I'm so sorry." Edward told his family, and his bride-to-be. Who had this blank, morose look on her face.
"What do wewe mean?" Esme asked.
"I mean, that,...

What would happen if Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the gang went to Forks? Well I imagine it might go something like this. . .

"Oh come on Giles, wewe can't be serious." Buffy moaned.
"I kind of like it here." Spike mentioned.
"Shut up Spike." Buffy said.
"Well I'm just sayin' pet, this place is perfect. Almost always no sun, and that means no bursting into flame. Which is a plus if wewe ask me love."
"Lord, Spike nobody cares." Buffy started. "You can songesha here for all we care."
"If wewe two are going to behave like children the whole time we are here, then I'll send wewe both back to Sunnydale."...

yea i made the title to be something a little less opinionated, and zaidi open to other peoples opinon. so if wewe agree, say why, and if not, give some examples of her good side! all i did was her bad side cuz thats my opinion. :)

These are from the first chapter of Eclipse.

pg. 14-Charlie to Bella"You're hurting Jake's feelings, avoiding him like this."
response: HOLY CRAP listen to your father Bella!!! wewe have got a serious problem, and wewe are hurting poor Jake in the process! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? GET..A..LIFE, and leave Jacob out of it

pg. 17-in Bella's mind"I wrenched the door out...