Kristen and Nikki in Affliction Store

The glare of the sun woke me; I had to shield my eyes from its brightness. A bright glitter just out of the corner of my eye caught my attention. I turned my head towards it.
"Gah!" I jumped a foot and slamming into the headboard. I rubbed my head. "Aunt Alice! What are wewe doing here?" "You sleep forever!" she complained. "I've been waiting for ages to talk to you! Did wewe take sleeping pills au something? Never mind, it's over with. But why didn't wewe tell me?!?!" she demanded, glaring at me. I was still groggy and my head ached. "Tell wewe about what?" "You know." she glared pointedly at...

Eclipse is my least favourite, which means I'm only mildly obsessed with it.

I agree that Jacob needs to imprint and find his own girl (or if he chooses, his own guy). I still like Jacob, he just has big problems.

I think Bella does upendo Edward more. (A lot more.) Although since her upendo of Edward is possibly the truest of true loves, that doesn't mean she doesn't upendo Jacob with enough power to light up all of Washington. It just means it isn't enough to overpower her upendo of Edward, which (since I already used the electricity metaphor) could light up all of Earth and then some.

We know Bella...