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“You and Billy gossip like old women.” -Bella, Eclipse.

“Penguins. Lovely.” -Edward, Eclipse

"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" -Edward, Eclipse

"Next time wewe want to hit me, use a baseball bat au a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse

"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.

"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight

"Did wewe seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies." -Jacob, Eclipse

"How strongly opposed are wewe to grand auto theft?"
-Alice, New Moon

"Oh! I get it! wewe upendo me!"
-Bella,...

*by Stephenie Meyer*



TWILIGHT - epilogue - AN OCCASION


Edward helped me into his car, being very careful of the wisps of silk and chiffon, the flowers he'd just pinned into my elaborately styled curls, and my bulky walking cast. He ignored the angry set of my mouth.
When he had me settled, he got in the driver's kiti, kiti cha and headed back out the long, narrow drive.
"At what point exactly are wewe going to tell me what's going on?" I asked grumpily. I really hated surprises. And he knew that.
"I'm shocked that wewe haven't figured it out yet." He threw a mocking smile in my direction, and my breath...

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give wewe this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving wewe life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The muziki and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
A-Edward.


I think, At some point,
Everyone dreams of finding...
An Edward.
Someone whose name wewe call, au whisper,
And he's right there waiting.
Someone who hums a lullaby,
And holds wewe close, as wewe drift off.
Someone who seems to just....sparkle, in the Sunlight,
Whose...