Twilight vs. Life and Death: A sexy vampire glossary 

fans were given a game-changer on Tuesday via Stephenie Meyer herself: a newly announced anniversary reimagining of the original novel, entitled

, that switches the gender of every character in the beloved novel series with the exception of two (Charlie and Renée, Bella/Beau Swan’s parents).

But in case Twi-hards couldn’t immediately hit the nearest bookstore or online retailers, have no fear – we’ve compiled a glossary of the new characters for you. Take the mental image of

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