Torturing Felix
Emmett :: Here wewe go. One Gianna. Now let my games go!
Bella :: *fake cough*
Emmett :: wewe better not hurt my babies.
Me :: Excellent *trying to imitate Mr. Burns* Now throw her in the cage!
Emmett :: *walks over and unlocks cage* Where do wewe buy these cages anyways? It might come in handy for handling the mutt.
Me :: Oh no wewe didn't. wewe do not make fun of the dog! *takes out lighter*
Emmett :: That isn't a threat to me anymore.
Me :: Are wewe sure? *takes out bag of games*
Emmett :: No! Please not that!! Anything but that!!
Me :: Okay... I will spare your games today. Now keep patrolling.
Emmett :: *leaves*
Heidi :: I can not believe we are still here. Jane burn her and let's get out of here!
Jane :: Don't tell me what to do! *burns Heidi* I am Jane and I am better.
Aro :: Jane dear... I hope wewe know the point of it is to escape. Not kill each other.
Jane :: Sorry master Aro but do not swali my ways. I want to torture Heidi before escaping!
Aro :: Whatever wewe wish.
Heidi :: *rolling on floor shouting*
Me :: That looks hurtful...
Jane :: Do wewe want to try? *staring at me, stops hurting Heidi*
Me :: *shakes head* No thanks.
Jane :: *shrugs and continues to burn Heidi*
Caius :: Jane will wewe please stop hurting Heidi and start hurting... this.
Marcus :: Isn't Bella protecting her?
Caius :: Your right... hujambo little girl? Can I borrow wewe laptop for a second. I need to give wewe my barua pepe just so we won't lose contact when we escape.
Me :: Oh yeah... good point. Put Alec's too. *hands laptop*
Caius :: *typing*
Bella :: *starts to get drowsy and loses shield power for a minute*
Caius :: Burn Jane Burn!!
Jane :: *burning that girl*
Caius :: Who's going to type now?
Alec :: Hand it over! *takes laptop and types*
Volturi :: *break bars and starts to run away*
ViAnne :: Oh no wewe don't!
Jane :: What the... Alec are wewe uandishi this?
Alec :: No... that girl took it away!
Me :: wewe do not talk about your future wife like that! ViAnne! Now!
ViAnne :: *takes out lighter and lights Felix's shirt*
Felix :: *girly squeal and trying to put of the fire*
ViAnne :: Hehe *lights another piece on fire*
Felix :: Ahhh!!! Stop it!!
Me :: Give me Alec first.
Felix :: Alec's not mine!!
Me :: *takes my torch and lights some zaidi of Felix*
ViAnne :: Are wewe trying to kill him?
Me :: Nope. I just want Alec. *laughs evilly*
ViAnne :: *joins my evil laughter*
Caius :: Stop your laughter! It's killing me!
ViAnne :: zaidi than this lighter? *shows the fire*
Caius :: Mwahahaha?
Me and ViAnne :: *smiles*
Felix :: Oh my gosh!! A vampire that will die if they're in flames is getting burnt here!
ViAnne :: Then where's your warning label?
Alec :: Huh?
ViAnne :: The warning sticker. The one that says Caution: Flammable.
Alec :: We don't have one.
ViAnne :: Well if wewe did we'd be zaidi careful. *burns Felix*
Gianna :: *throws water on Felix*
Felix :: *smoke rising and sighs in relief* Thank wewe so much.
Me :: Where'd wewe get that water?
Gianna :: Over there. *points to sign that says Bucket full of water. Throw on Alec if I accidentally get him on fire*
Me :: I should stop labelling my stuff so good.
Felix :: *grabs ViAnne and I kwa our shirt* wewe will never touch me au another Volturi member with moto EVER again. wewe got it??
Me and ViAnne :: *nods*
Felix :: Good. *drops us*
ViAnne :: Now what happens when we burn Gianna... *advances on Gianna*
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Well say thank you. I gave wewe another chapter. I think I'll be updating this story zaidi xP
wewe can still be apart of the Torturing the Volturi until Alec is mine gang! Just tell me your name and your in!
This weeks special guest ;; ViAnne aka Tipsy Vixy from fanfiction. :D Sorry for small parts!
If I don't get requests your going up again ;P
Emmett :: Here wewe go. One Gianna. Now let my games go!
Bella :: *fake cough*
Emmett :: wewe better not hurt my babies.
Me :: Excellent *trying to imitate Mr. Burns* Now throw her in the cage!
Emmett :: *walks over and unlocks cage* Where do wewe buy these cages anyways? It might come in handy for handling the mutt.
Me :: Oh no wewe didn't. wewe do not make fun of the dog! *takes out lighter*
Emmett :: That isn't a threat to me anymore.
Me :: Are wewe sure? *takes out bag of games*
Emmett :: No! Please not that!! Anything but that!!
Me :: Okay... I will spare your games today. Now keep patrolling.
Emmett :: *leaves*
Heidi :: I can not believe we are still here. Jane burn her and let's get out of here!
Jane :: Don't tell me what to do! *burns Heidi* I am Jane and I am better.
Aro :: Jane dear... I hope wewe know the point of it is to escape. Not kill each other.
Jane :: Sorry master Aro but do not swali my ways. I want to torture Heidi before escaping!
Aro :: Whatever wewe wish.
Heidi :: *rolling on floor shouting*
Me :: That looks hurtful...
Jane :: Do wewe want to try? *staring at me, stops hurting Heidi*
Me :: *shakes head* No thanks.
Jane :: *shrugs and continues to burn Heidi*
Caius :: Jane will wewe please stop hurting Heidi and start hurting... this.
Marcus :: Isn't Bella protecting her?
Caius :: Your right... hujambo little girl? Can I borrow wewe laptop for a second. I need to give wewe my barua pepe just so we won't lose contact when we escape.
Me :: Oh yeah... good point. Put Alec's too. *hands laptop*
Caius :: *typing*
Bella :: *starts to get drowsy and loses shield power for a minute*
Caius :: Burn Jane Burn!!
Jane :: *burning that girl*
Caius :: Who's going to type now?
Alec :: Hand it over! *takes laptop and types*
Volturi :: *break bars and starts to run away*
ViAnne :: Oh no wewe don't!
Jane :: What the... Alec are wewe uandishi this?
Alec :: No... that girl took it away!
Me :: wewe do not talk about your future wife like that! ViAnne! Now!
ViAnne :: *takes out lighter and lights Felix's shirt*
Felix :: *girly squeal and trying to put of the fire*
ViAnne :: Hehe *lights another piece on fire*
Felix :: Ahhh!!! Stop it!!
Me :: Give me Alec first.
Felix :: Alec's not mine!!
Me :: *takes my torch and lights some zaidi of Felix*
ViAnne :: Are wewe trying to kill him?
Me :: Nope. I just want Alec. *laughs evilly*
ViAnne :: *joins my evil laughter*
Caius :: Stop your laughter! It's killing me!
ViAnne :: zaidi than this lighter? *shows the fire*
Caius :: Mwahahaha?
Me and ViAnne :: *smiles*
Felix :: Oh my gosh!! A vampire that will die if they're in flames is getting burnt here!
ViAnne :: Then where's your warning label?
Alec :: Huh?
ViAnne :: The warning sticker. The one that says Caution: Flammable.
Alec :: We don't have one.
ViAnne :: Well if wewe did we'd be zaidi careful. *burns Felix*
Gianna :: *throws water on Felix*
Felix :: *smoke rising and sighs in relief* Thank wewe so much.
Me :: Where'd wewe get that water?
Gianna :: Over there. *points to sign that says Bucket full of water. Throw on Alec if I accidentally get him on fire*
Me :: I should stop labelling my stuff so good.
Felix :: *grabs ViAnne and I kwa our shirt* wewe will never touch me au another Volturi member with moto EVER again. wewe got it??
Me and ViAnne :: *nods*
Felix :: Good. *drops us*
ViAnne :: Now what happens when we burn Gianna... *advances on Gianna*
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O
Well say thank you. I gave wewe another chapter. I think I'll be updating this story zaidi xP
wewe can still be apart of the Torturing the Volturi until Alec is mine gang! Just tell me your name and your in!
This weeks special guest ;; ViAnne aka Tipsy Vixy from fanfiction. :D Sorry for small parts!
If I don't get requests your going up again ;P
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when the thorn kichaka turns white that's when I'll come home
I am going out to see what I can sow
And I don't know where I'll go
And I don't know what I'll see
But I'll try not to bring it back nyumbani with me
Like the morning sun your eyes will follow me
As wewe watch me wander, curse the powers that be
Cause all I want is here and now but its already been and gone
Our intentions always last that bit too long
Far far away, no voices sounding, no one around me and
you're still there
Far far away, no choices passing, no time confounds me and you're still there
In the full moons light I listen to the stream
And in between the silence hear wewe calling me
But I don't know where I am and I don't trust who I've been
And If I come nyumbani how will I ever leave
when the thorn kichaka turns white that's when I'll come home
I am going out to see what I can sow
And I don't know where I'll go
And I don't know what I'll see
But I'll try not to bring it back nyumbani with me
Like the morning sun your eyes will follow me
As wewe watch me wander, curse the powers that be
Cause all I want is here and now but its already been and gone
Our intentions always last that bit too long
Far far away, no voices sounding, no one around me and
you're still there
Far far away, no choices passing, no time confounds me and you're still there
In the full moons light I listen to the stream
And in between the silence hear wewe calling me
But I don't know where I am and I don't trust who I've been
And If I come nyumbani how will I ever leave
Thats right fellow twihards, Ashley Greene took naked pics and some sicko found them and ilitumwa them on the web. They have taken most of them down and Greene is taking legal action. Poor Ashley.
Ashley's lawyer released a statement confirming that the pictures are legit but Ashley owns the copyright to them, therefore if wewe post them wewe will be sued!
My swali is why did she take them and who was she planning on sending them to? au perhaps it was a PR stunt. At any rate my thoughts go out to Ashley, I hope things get under control for her soon!
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Ashley's lawyer released a statement confirming that the pictures are legit but Ashley owns the copyright to them, therefore if wewe post them wewe will be sued!
My swali is why did she take them and who was she planning on sending them to? au perhaps it was a PR stunt. At any rate my thoughts go out to Ashley, I hope things get under control for her soon!
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