Edward and Bella Pieces

After a pretty well received orodha of things Bella would never say, i decided to let wewe guys read another orodha : things Edward would never say!
Again, credit goes to Bellaandedward.com for creating the list.
It is quite a long orodha so if wewe want to see the rest of it go here: link
Edward Would Never Say :

1.Gosh, Bella, stop blushing so much. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
2.Bella, drive slower. (Sent in by: Emily)
3.I wish I'd just married Rosalie. (Sent in by: Gin)
4.Jacob Black, wewe can have Bella because wewe are my best friend. (Sent in by: Emily)
5.Bella, wewe have just been PUNK'D!!!! (Sent in by: Ali)...

I sat on the plane, reflecting as I watched the world rush kwa below, so much smaller than it seemed when wewe were down there, part of it.
Three years ago, I'd just been visiting Europe with my mom, Renee; she wanted to "see the sights" before she married Phil and settled down. We'd not been there long, maybe a few days, when it happened. It was dark, and we'd gone out to see the city - I could never remember where, exactly - at night... It'd been the last thing we'd done together. All I could clearly remember from that night was the fear, the terror, the screaming... the pain. I shuddered away...

Chapter 20: “Who Needs A Werewolf for a Boyfriend When wewe Have a Vampire for a Best Friend…?

“Please turn to page 31 in your textbook,” Mr. Banner droned on, I couldn’t pay attention to another boring lecture. Although I had to absorb myself in something otherwise Nessie would give me that concerned look again. I really hated being the chanzo of everyone’s concern especially when they were putting themselves in such grave danger to keep me safe. “I am going to go get the video that we will be watching today, so starting kusoma this chapter and make sure that wewe all behave while...

Warning: This is just my ndoto coming through. And some information to you; the story plays before Bella became a Vampire and there is no Nessie in sight. So its just for our little Jacob's sake, he needs some luving.

A new kind of Life...
Again i woke up to that awful smell, it burnt in my nose and made me shiver. It had been a weird week, and i still wasnt used to my life the way it was right now. I had moved into the Cullen house, not having any other place to go anyhow. LaPush was a no go, Sam had all the ways to make me stay away from Kristine.- but so far he didnt try. Then again i hadnt...

Chapter 9 Father Knows Best (Edward’s P.O.V.)

“Bella do wewe really think that we should interfere?” I certainly wanted to intercede but I had my doubts as to what my daughter would think of our little road trip to La Push. “Edward, we are going. I am not going to watch Renesmee in pain any longer.” Bella sounded determined as she stared straight ahead. “I thought that wewe didn’t want them together and that wewe wanted her to have options.” I reminded the upendo of my life as gently as I could. She snarled sarcasitcally, “Well it seems like options are doing her a lot of good right...

these are going to be WITCHY :D LOL, hope you're up to it :d

Bella's pov

Edward came to me and grabbed my hand and alisema to me in a calm voice
“come on let’s go inside, he’s gone”. I nodded, I knew I had to tell the story on my own I’m just so afraid of how they will react when I’m done telling.

We walked inside the house and I went straight to Mason’s crib, kitanda cha mtoto mchanga I picked him up and grabbed him tight to me and I walked toward the kitanda and sat down. I looked up and everyone was just frozen, like statues.
“You all should sit down, if wewe want me to tell the story” I alisema still calm but...