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Now, here is another story that is just so overrated as fuck that it makes me wonder "Are the creepypasta readers really unable to find out that this is garbage.
So, this story starts off with this guy getting tapes of Happy Appy episodes. It starts out pretty tame, as Happy Appy, an apple with a face stuck on a popsicle stick. The most bland of serial killers. Anyway, so as the onyesha goes on, they get darker and the story gets cornier.
So, Happy Appy goes around killing kids in the onyesha just for the sake of being scary, which, honestly, is cliched, and is no longer scary. Stop doing it. It's not fucking scary anymore. Anyway, suddenly, in the 9th episode, which was the last to air, it shows footage of the World Trade Center being attacked kwa terrorist, zaidi commonly known as the tragic event known as 9/11. Yeah, I admit, the even was tragic and it has caused so much pain for us americans, but does that make it scary..... NO!!!! Oh, but trust me, thats only the tip of this fucking ice burg. Now we get to the real shit.
So, this tape was, stupidly, made kwa the main characters best friend. Why, I don't fucking know, and kwa this point, I don't fucking care. Anyway, he wants to meet the main character, but before the main character can, his friend ends up murdered, and so, the main character rushes nyumbani only to see his Marafiki arm, which he, for some reason, was able to know that arm belonged to his friend. And behind it was... Happy Appy...... What. So, what your saying is that, now Happy Appy, a fucking apple...... is a real life killer............... FUCK THIS STORY AND WHOEVER MADE IT!!!!! But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the Queen of sarcasm, wewe don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"


What's an appropriate site for a 13 mwaka old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"


Can wewe get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"


Why are babies ugly at first?
"How about you...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can wewe believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above mbwa mwitu Among Us 2 au No zaidi Heroes 3? So after being disappointed kwa Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created kwa the lovely team at Activision,...
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Derek: Spring's almost here!
Orion: Finally, now we don't have to freeze.
Stephanie: Now we just need to decide what our show's lineup is for tonight.
Fat Pat: I got it! Three episodes of The Nut House. Pronto!

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. wewe can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 20: Another Star

While having lunch in The Nut House...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Man: Come on, girl. Don’t be like that
*A skinny man with ratty hair were standing in front of a woman at a bar. She had been doing her best to ignore them, but they had decided to sit at the table, doing what they could to get her attention*
Woman: I told wewe to go away
Man: Aw, come on. Why don’t we go and have some fun. Who knows, wewe may just like what I got for you, babe
*The woman struck the man across the face with a slap. The man only chuckled as he punched the woman across the face, sending her to the floor*
Man: I tried to be a nice guy, but wewe just had to be a stupid bitch!
*As he...
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Marching Parade: *Going through a railroad crossing*
Trumpet Player: The lights are flashing!
Saxaphone Player: Who cares? We need to keep moving!
Sean: *Stops at the crossing* Well, while I'm waiting for a clear path, let's see those two episodes of Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime.

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 9: Masturbation Escapation

Cassandra was with her friends...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!


Seanthehedgehog Presents

Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes wewe is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the sekunde world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 16

On A Cold Night

December 1, 1952

It was 6:00 PM. The ponies would be heading nyumbani in an saa after a long siku of work.

Hawkeye: Ugh. It's freezing.
Coffee Creme: How can anypony stand to be out here?
Hawkeye: I've got no idea. We better wait in the station.
Coffee Creme: Or...
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Sean: *Backing into a station with a passenger train*
Jesse: Perfect timing.
Sean: Why?
Jesse: Listen to the muziki and you'll find out why.
Sean: We're not in New York City.
Liam: But that's where Bartholomew lives in his spin off. For the 2nd half of our show, we have back to back episodes. Have fun.

My name is Bartholomew Perfect The 55th. I was born in London, 1902. I lived there for nearly my entire life, but in 1951, I moved to Cheyenne Wyoming, which is in The United States of Equestria.

I worked on the Union Pacific as a conductor until June 1953, and I moved into Manehattan to work...
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Thomas: *Puffs out of his sheds* Ah, nice to be back from vacation.
People: *Getting pictures of Thomas*
Thomas: *Smiling* Well, time to work on my branchline. Before I leave however, I got our schedule for tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails - Bak2Bak

8:30 PM - Later

Adventures of Thomas & Friends
The Nut House

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Yes, the best and worst video games of the decade are still coming out on the bila mpangilio club eventually. I just wanted to talk about something… truly random. The PS DUBs was truly the most unique console out there in the 6th generation. Despite being the biggest thing that was released in that generation, it had a lot of games. Many of them were great and really popular. But when your console is big, everyone wants a piece of the console war pie. And everyone got their games on the PS2 when it was released back in the day. And so many games fell to the wayside, resting on lowly game shelves,...
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Panzer: Yes! We've taken control of the S.S.S.S!
Robert: What are we supposed to do?
Johnny: *Arrives with 12 marines* Give it back!
Panzer: Ah! Fight back before we lose control!! *Fighting Johnny with 20 men dressed as Nazis*
Robert: I'm gonna host this thing before we lose control. I doubt we will, but better salama than sorry. Here's the lineup.

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime
Sean Meets The PPG
Ponies On The Rails

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime....
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KISS, KISS, KISS! What could be alisema about the band KISS that hasn’t been said? They were insanely popular, had a recognizable image, Gene Simmons is a hack and I will probably hear from his lawyers for slander because he is that desperate to be acknowledged. But the point is, KISS was crazy maarufu and had merch all over the place. Toys, lighters, and crossovers galore. I was familiar with the music, mostly the songs from Tony Hawk’s Underground. Fucking Scooby-Doo had a crossover with them for some reason. So, naturally, a video game was expected to be in the works at some point. So,...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. My name is Peirce Hawkins, though someponies prefer to call me Hawkeye. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh. Well, not all of them came from me, but I tried! Now let's take...
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posted by Windwakerguy430


I never grew up with the older consoles of the 80s and 90s, and among those was the Super Nintendo. Not that I didn’t want one. Hell, when I saw games like Link to the Past, Mega Man X, and Castlevania IV, those were the kinds of things I would be happy to play. And I was able to get some SNES games off the Wii duka Channel before it died. One of those games being the RPG classic, Final ndoto VI, au three in America, because of localization stuff- Don’t think too much about it
Final ndoto VI follows, well, a ton of characters. The mysterious girl Terra, the treasure hunter Locke,...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
*The Senator laughed a vicious laugh, standing atop the precipice of his large tower. The Senator turned his face to the Knights of Right, the large group of superheroes that gathered to stop the hero, lead kwa the two greatest Heroes of them all. The cybernetic billionaire with a body of iron and wires, but a moyo of gold, White Dragon, and the champion of humanity from an alien planet, Mr. Marvelous. The Senator laughed once zaidi as he stared down at the heroes, crossing his arms. His large masculine figure shown through his dark black suit and red tie. He stared at the two Heroes and shouted,...
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Blossom: *Playing jump rope while doing hop scotch*
Bubbles: Nice.
Buttercup: At least I'm the host.
Bubbles: But where's the music?
Buttercup: *Kicks a radio*

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Buttercup: Uh, not what I had in mind, but it'll end soon anyway. We're going to play Nightmare Moonraker.

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh wewe from United States of Equestria?
Con:...
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So I talk about quite a few things on here, most of them with varying levels of popularity. So what better way to grab people’s attention then with good old 2000s nostalgia. So I wanna talk about Ed, Edd, n Eddy, a favoite onyesha of mine from my childhoo- wait, Ed, Edd n Eddy came out in the 90s, fuck!



Ed, Edd n Eddy is one of the greatest cartoons in, probably of all time. I know for a fact that it’s my inayopendelewa show. Where other famous shows tried and failed, Ed, Edd n Eddy succeeded. Spongebob is good, but it had some rough years. The Simpsons is alright, but it is in desperate need...
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Liam: This is the same song as earlier!
Derek: I will keep playing different versions of this song until someone buys my Ford.
Sean: Oh *Blows his horn* this. *Crashes into the Ford*
Derek: Never mind. *Hops onto one of Sean's passenger cars* Enjoy some back to back episodes of The Nut House.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. wewe can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House....
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(Considered originally wrote sometime in 2003 au 2004, based loosely Call of Duty 3.. But the story was rewritten and made public in August 23, 2013 in FictionPress, here was the result.. May not be very good, but here's still the story)




FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James jogoo was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed kwa one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks kind of like the one Captain Prices has in...
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wewe know, I've always made some pretty fucking awesome nicknames over the years. Examples are ToxicPlayer676, CycloneZero409, AeroBlaze327, DeathStarfy525, MediaCritic626, the orodha goes on and on.

But seriously, WHY THE FUCK did I pick "deathding"? What the fuck does that mean? Is that in correlation with some strange past reference? Is it some kind of puzzle piece to the Da Vinci Code? Is it the name of the gods that saved the space-time continuum from Tsubasa in The Bible, Psalms 49?

FUCK NO!

deathding is such a lame-ass name! It makes no sense, and it's not good at all! And I've made TONS of...
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