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Now, we all know movies, and we all upendo them. And the characters in them are pretty amazing too. Sadly, there are those characters who are just…. awful. Those are the characters that are made to just ruin the entire experience. So, today, I am going to talk about the ten worst movie characters that made watching them a little less enjoyable. Now, the rules. Only from sinema I have seen and only one movie per franchise. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Rachel Ferrier from War of the World’s - Sadly, this won’t be the last minor character on the list. Now, with a little kid, I know they are supposed to be real scared of things like threatening aliens zaidi than the average man, but does she really need to scream with the soundwaves as powerful as an atom bomb. I’m not kidding when I say her loud screams actually are used to wake up my brother in the morning. And if that wasn’t bad enough, she screams ALL! THE FUCKING! TIME! I don’t really try to promote child murder, but, aliens, please kill her.



#9: Wendy Torrence from The Shining - Now, while the Shining was one of the greatest horror sinema ever, it’s a shame that this… thing existed in the film. I have to say, Shelly Duvall's uigizaji is much zaidi scary than insane Jack Nicholson, disturbing twin girls, and a man dressed as a kubeba preforming folacio could ever be. Her uigizaji was that of cardboard, and all she did was whine and cry and complain. Stanley Kubrick hated her uigizaji so much, that he actually never told her about the famous axe scene just to get a real horror experience. Sadly, though, we all praise Kubrick for this. At least we got something better then just whimpering.



#8: Willie from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom - Now, while Mutt Williams from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull could have easily made this list, I thought it would be better to put the first annoying Indiana Jones character on this list. All Willie does is cry and complain and scream like a fucking schoolgirl who just saw a spider. I’m not kidding, literally 80% of her lines are just screaming and complaining. If I wanted to hear a women complain, I’d get married…….. Wow, that was offensive. I apologize to all women.



#7: Mary Corleone from The Godfather Part III - There is a reason we don’t like to talk about the third Godfather movie, and that is… This character. All Mary does is try to have a creepy relationship with her cousin, and just act all stiff of a board. She is easily the worst actress in the series, and the only reason she is in this movie is because her father, Francis Ford Coppola, the director of the three movies, let her be in the movie. wewe know, this is why wewe have professional actors. This is also why wewe DON’T LET YOUR CHILDREN ACT IN sinema THAT SHOULD BE AMAZING! BECAUSE THEIR PISSPOOR uigizaji RUINS THE FRANCHISE!



#6: Tim and Lex Murphy from Jurassic Park - Well, lets talk about the kids that started the annoying children trend. I mean, seriously, why was these little shits never put in the sekunde au third movie? Why did they have to be in this one? All they do is get told to do something and do the COMPLETE OPPOSITE! wewe tell them to get a shot gun, they’ll just stand there and watch. wewe tell them to stay still, they wonder off. I tell them to fucking die, they, unfortunately, survive. Seriously, if wewe were gonna make the god awful sequels, at least put these little shits in them.



#5: Ruby Rhod from The Fifth Element - Now, the director of the movie told Chris Tucker to act as annoying as possible. And, I gotta say, he did a pretty good job. Because he was so fucking annoying, that I literally hate to mute the goddamn movie every time I saw him on screen. This guy will talk about everything like he is doing a news shoot while he is high on goddamn heroine. And that fucking scream of his. I gotta say, out of all of the screams on this list, he easily has the worst. I mean, his screams will go on for goddamn hours, and it is as appealing as having a fucking drill shoved in your ears.



#4: Sam Witwicky from Transformers - Now, ignoring the problems with this movie, such as terrible pacing, and the fact that they the Transformers testicles, lets look at the tembo in the room… Shia Labeouf. And I gotta say, that is one big fucking elephant. But, we’ll just talk about his character. I get that they needed him so the audience could relate. Yeah, lets relate to a guy who acts all cool, and calm to everyone, except pretty girls. I swear, a movie about the fucking TRANSFORMERS, and most of it is about Sam’s romance life. That’s like making a new nyota Wars movie and only inaonyesha minor lightsaber fights, but most of it being about Han Solo’s and Chewbacca's bromance. IT DOESN’T FUCKING WORK!



#3: Robin from Batman and Robin - Is it sad that young teenage Robin acts zaidi mature than adult Robin? What am I saying, yes it’s sad. Its fucking pathetic actually. Throughout the entire movie, all Robin does is whine, and whine, and WHINE! He always wants to one-up Batman, saying that he could easily be a better superhero, when really, he’s just a fucking loser. I mean, my god, he never shuts up, and whenever his mouth opens, you’d better expect him to whine about something. Sure, this movie had zaidi than one problem, but this character, easily the worst… and the Bat Credit Card.



#2: Bella swan from Twilight - Oh man, if she isn’t number one, than I am sure wewe all must be thinking “Oh god, what could be worse than her”. Well, for now, lets talk about why she is so awful. I mean, Bella was already a poorly written character in the books, being as bland as sandpaper, having no personality, and she even says that life is meaningless unless there is some studly boy in her life. But Kristen Stewart butchers this character as she keeps the same fucking face throughout the entire movie. I’m not kidding, she keeps that face throughout the ENTIRE! FUCKING! MOVIE! Also, if Edward is a vampire, then how come Bella looks zaidi dead than he does?



#1: Jar Jar Binks from nyota Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace - Oh yeah, we all are now in no-man’s land when it comes to annoying movie characters. Lets look at the fucker that was the sign for the nyota Wars prequels, and gave us all a little taste of how awful the following years of nyota Wars would be. Jar Jar Binks was made to be the inayofuata Chewbacca… for some fucking reason. Yeah, but Chewbacca didn’t talk, which Jar Jar Binks already fucks up. Seriously, wewe wanted him to be the inayofuata Chewbacca and in the first scene he appears in, wewe already fuck the illusion up. Jar Jar Binks also has the most annoying voice that anyone has ever heard. It’s like have a goddamn firecracker go off in your ear, and he NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP! He just keeps talking and talking and talking, and it makes wewe want to break the fucking TV! Also, why was this fucking thing allowed to be called a hero after he almost got him and everyone around him killed. Sure, Anakin Skywalker was annoying too, but at least he became Darth Vader. At least he wasn’t Jar Jar Binks who was never likable to begin with. Seriously, THIS is one of the reasons the nyota Wars prequels sucked.

So, there wewe have it. Did wewe enjoy the list? Tell me what wewe thought of it below. With that, I will see wewe all inayofuata time.
Back when I was so poor, wewe would find mkate to be the greatest meal ever, me and my brother would always go around the abandoned houses and try to find whatever we could. Sometimes we would find some awesome stuff, and sometimes, we get nothing. It was mostly the latter. Though, there was this one time that was rather… not what we expected. We were in, of course, Middletown. He town of prostitutes, gang violence, and easy to find games at the pawnshops. While me and my brother were walking, we came across yet another abandoned house. This place looked like your typical abandoned meth lab...
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Jared: Hey, we haven’t gotten Lost in a while, you’re really getting the hang of this, Wikipedia!

Wikipedia: What can I say? I’m a master of direction, and holding maps… Heheh! ;D

*Drops Map*

Jared: ...…….

Jared: wewe STUPID MOTHER FUUUUUUUUU-

*FLASH*

Wind: Looks like somebody dropped the map again.

Wikipedia: HE DID IT! I’M INNOCENT I TELL YA! *Runs Away*

Wind: *Grabs Wiki* Just where do wewe think YOU’RE going….

Wikipedia: o____O

Wind: You’re staying here to help with my list. Any objections and I’ll shatter your Bones with a battering ram.

Wikipedia: YES SIR! D:

Jared: Well…....
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Here we are, the fourth Zelda game on this orodha and one that I have heard many people call one of the best from their childhood, and while I didn’t get a chance to play it until much later in my life, when I did play it, I can definitely see why this one was considered a classic kwa many at the time. Cause damn, Twilight Princess is something else.
Twilight Princess follows Link as he goes on a quest to tafuta items dropped kwa the gods of the kingdom, and then later, shards of the Mirror of Twilight, to stop the evil king Zant and something about Ganondorf, because he can just never leave...
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Song: link

Sean: Well, this sounds sad for a krisimasi song.
Master Sword: Wait for it.
Sean: Oh, never mind. It doesn't sound sad anymore.

Tom gets surrounded kwa a mduara, duara of imba ponies.

Tom: I feel honored. Thank wewe everyone for surrounding me while imba this... *Cries* Wonderful song! I can't stop crying, it's so beautiful!!
Master Sword: Stop crying!!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: Shut up Master Sword. Let's get the story started.
Tom: *Still crying* Oh right, How Gilda aliiba Christmas.
Rainbow Dash: We're going back to Black & White everyone.

Everypony down...
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Creepypastas… I don’t like them. There was once a time when I was the biggest Creepypasta fan. I read every story, and I knew everything there was to know about them… I was a total idiot. Now, if wewe like Creepypasta, that’s fine. Like whatever wewe want. But when I hear the word “creepypasta”, I don’t think of something scary, I think of a bunch of annoying emo teenagers with emotions killing people in overly gory fashion. And that’s not scary. It’s stupid. Yet, no matter how hard I try to avoid it, these creepypastas are everywhere, and there the kind that get the most recognition....
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Hey, what’s up guys. Its Scarce here. And today, we have a double upload.
Okay, I’m gonna stop that right now and just talk about the game. So this entry was considered Grasshopper’s most divisive game, well, until a game later in the orodha shows up, but we’ll get there when we get there. Anyway, this game was divisive because it was considered a game so un-Grasshopper and would be dated with it’s references in a few years. But it’s on this list, so wewe already know how I feel, so let’s talk about Lollipop Chainsaw.
Lollipop Chainsaw follows Juliet Starling, the busty, attractive,...
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Con Mane: Diamond Tiara's Are Forever - 2013


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas


Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst...
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So let me start this makala off kwa saying I’m a fucking idiot. A few years ago, I made an makala called juu Ten Japan-Only Games, back when I did this horrible thing called juu tens, and I truly was the Watchmojo of this website. On that list, I included a little Konami game called Shadow of Memories for the Xbox, stating that it did come to Europe, but not to America. Well it turns out it did. Only the Xbox version never came to America. But the PS2 version did, under a new title, Shadow of Destiny, for some reason. Why was it changed from Memories to Destiny? I don’t know. Point is,...
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(Cody stands in front of Wind outside as Wind sits on a bench)
Cody: So Wind, remember when wewe alisema that Mal-Mart barely pays their employees
Wind: Yes
Cody: Well, wewe were right… but, with lots of hard work, and having to sacrifice our food, James and I were able to buy a car for us to use
Wind: Wait… wewe two have a license to drive
Cody: Of course. Got it from a Cheery U cereal box. Anyway, here is the new car
(Nothing happens)
Cody: James, wewe gotta onyesha the car when I say that
James: Just give me a second. This shift stick is stuck (Drives up to the two in a white golf cart)
Wind: … This...
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In 1931, the classic horror movie monster, Dracula, made his film debut. It was one of the major horror movie classics along with Frankenstein, Wolfman, and The Mummy. It was later followed kwa a bunch of sequels, ranging from good, to total garbage. Never did any of them ever live up to the glory of the classic Dracula movie. They tried (Most of the time), but never could they capture the same feeling as the classic 1931 movie. But, the closest we had ever gotten to being the inayofuata successful Dracula movie (In my opinion), was Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula.



Now, sadly, the classic 1931...
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Wind: (At the pharmacy getting pills)
Cody: (Runs in) Wind, did wewe hear
Wind: ….. No.
Cody: That knew superhero movie kwa MC is out
Wind: wewe mean the one where they turned one of their characters into an emo?
Cody: It looks stupid at first, but it’s actually really cool. Didn’t wewe hear about it
Wind: Well, aliyopewa that I can’t get away from it no matter where I look (Sees the movie advertised on several posters, billboards, and newspapers) Yeah, I heard about it
Cody: Oh, I can’t wait to see it
Wind: I can wait, however (Looks through the pills)
Cody: What are wewe looking for?
Wind: I need...
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(The following is not meant to be taken seriously. Please do not murder and then sue me)

So, wewe failed at everything else in life and want to become Youtube famous? Well, it’s your lucky day, wewe sad fuck, because I am going to tell wewe how wewe can become internet famous in just five easy ways.

Step 1: Do A Review

Now, your review (Or rather, your pointless opinion that no one gives a shit about) is what makes a perfect review. Weather it’s movie, au tv shows, au anime, au the most overused of them, games, wewe too can be the perfect whore kwa pleasuring companies with a folded hundred dollar...
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Long ago, the world was ruled kwa the immortal dragons, where they were all immortal. Except for Seath, the scaleless, legless albino dragon. He was mocked kwa his brothers for the color of his skin. So, naturally, he was so PO’d, that he wanted to do whatever he could to kill all of his brothers, because why not. So, after searching forever, he was able to find three lords. Gravelord Nito, a giant dead guy made of a million other dead guys who was responsible for the diseases in Lordran (Thanks for the herpes, prick), The Witch of Izalith, a women with a whole lot of children and was up...
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