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Well. Another Christmas, another mwaka of stress, later leading to total bankruptcy because of the expensive PS4 wewe bought for your children, and you’ll be forced to starve while your parents work multiple jobs just to get by. What a magical time of year. So, naturally, whenever this time of mwaka comes up, I play every video game I can find and look over at all of the krisimasi themed levels in it. Weather it is a huge mound of krisimasi with lights and ribbons, au if it’s a small mound of snow, krisimasi is always a nice thing to see in video games. So, today, I want to share with wewe all my personal inayopendelewa krisimasi levels in video games. Rules, as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only ones that I have played. So, with all that said, let us start the list.

#10: Turnabout Goodbyes from Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney



Yep, that’s right. The last trial in the game, where Miles Edgeworth is framed for murder, tensions are high, Manfred acts like a total jerk throughout the trial, Phoenix has no chance at finding the evidence he needs, and has resorted to kuvuka, msalaba examining a damn parrot, kasuku just to figure out something about some crazy mashua renter. So, with all of that insanity, it makes wewe wonder. What in the hell does any of this have to do with Christmas? Well, the crime takes place on December 25th. They also mention that it is krisimasi several times, with the real killer saying Merry Christmas, and the DJ on the radio that Larry was listening to on the night of the murder points out that it is ten dakika until krisimasi (Remember, it’s Ace Attorney. The smallest evidence can be very effective). So, yeah. Even though it has practically nothing to do about Christmas, I am still including it on this list. Next!

#9: Snowman’s Land from Super Mario 64



This may be a bit zaidi of a snow level rather than a krisimasi level. I mean, January and February also have snow, but every time I play through Snowman’s Land, it just feels like Christmas. With Cool Cool Mountain, it just feels like a giant snowy mountain, and not much of Christmas. But with Snowman’s Land, it, to me, feels so much like krisimasi in a way. The huge snowy ground, with an igloo wewe can go into, a frozen lake, a large ice platform wewe can battle a Bully on juu of, and of course, the one that sticks out of them all, the giant snowman that wewe need to scale in order to get the nyota on top, which can blow wewe off if wewe don’t hide behind the giant penguin. just looking up at the snowman in first person mode is incredible to me, and I can never get tired of looking up to remember that I have to climb to the juu of that thing for a star. Yeah, it may not look like Christmas, but it definitely has the krisimasi feeling.

#8: Festive Pack from Minecraft



This may not count as a level, per say, but hey, it’s Christmas. And it’s in a video game. So that’s good enough for me. This has so much to do with Christmas, with the skins including Santa, Rudolph, an elf, a snowman, a zombie covered in figgy pudding, a Creeper in a Santa hat, a walking present, a walking tree, a gingerbread man, Scrooge from A krisimasi Carol, and a bunch of ugly sweaters, just like Christmas. There are also the dozens of new building equipment wewe get around this time, such as a nice log cabin, a giant tree, an ice cave, a snowy landscape, and wewe can make it snow. And who doesn’t like snow? (Anyone who has to drive an saa to work, that’s who). It’s so krisimasi themed, that the sun has turned into a giant snowflake. What’s not to upendo about that. Yes, I know, it’s no level. But damn it, it’s Christmas. And I want Christmas. And THIS HERE is Christmas.

#7: Snow Land from Kirby’s Epic Yarn



Don’t worry. After this, there won’t be anymore snow levels. Still though, this level feels even zaidi like a krisimasi level. Snow Land is the sixth world in the game, and it definitely has zaidi of a krisimasi feeling to me. The levels consist of a large snowy plain where Weedle Dees throw snowballs, a small little cabin, kibanda in the snow, a large slippery mountain with pine trees, a frozen land that Kirby has to skate across, and then there’s the last level of Snow Land, Evergreen Lift, where Kirby has to climb the juu of a giant krisimasi mti to reach the nyota at the top. The treasures here are also krisimasi related, such as wreaths and trees, and the music… OH THE MUSIC. This is easily my inayopendelewa song from the games soundtrack. It definitely has that krisimasi feeling to it, and I upendo it so much. Sure, it starts slow, but when it gets to the krisimasi stuff, it is just amazing.

#6: wewe Better Watch Out from Hitman: Blood Money



We sure did talk about a bunch of light hearted games like Mario and Kirby, so let’s talk about a krisimasi level from a game where wewe assassinate people. Agent 47 is asked to assassinate Lorne de Havilland, who has footage of Senator Bingham’s son murdering a woman and plans to onyesha it to the people, so Agent 47 is tasked to get the footage and assassinate the target… with a krisimasi theme. Like any Hitman game, wewe are able to hide yourself kwa donning disguises and striking at the target when the time is right. In this mission, however, wewe are actually able to dress Agent 47 as Santa Clause. Now I can finally play a game where I shoot a man out of a jacuzzi that is 70 feet about a rocky mountain dressed as Santa. Who would have thought. The level is filled with krisimasi decorations, holiday music, and girls dressed in the shortest elf skirts I’ve ever seen… well, this is a party in a Hitman game, so I am not to surprised. However, don’t let the krisimasi theme fool you. There is still the chance wewe wewe getting attacked kwa the assassin that is after Agent 47. But, let me tell you, nothing, not even nearly getting murdered, is going to keep me from enjoying this level.

#5: Totally Scrooged from Gex 3: Enter the Gecko



For those of wewe who haven’t heard of this level…. I wouldn’t be surprised. Still, it’s a good krisimasi level. wewe start off in a little snowy land, where the North Pole has been torn apart kwa evil elves and a huge Evil Santa mini-boss, who throws presents at wewe so hard, they can kill you. Yeah, imagine that. However, that’s not all this level has. wewe are also able to enter the small houses inside to find health au Remotes, and wewe are also able to explore zaidi than just this little area. Some other places include a large snowy bridge where wewe can save a dinosaur character (I don’t get it either), a small lake where wewe can jump across icebergs, and a kilima where wewe can sled down to the bottom while fighting evil elves who try to knock wewe off. Yeah, it definitely lacks that whole krisimasi feeling, but hey, I see trees, I see Candy canes, I even see Santa, so it still counts in my book.

#4: Gotham City from Batman: Arkham Origins



Yes, I know, the online mode is terrible, and this is nowhere near as great as Arkham City, but, at least it’s not Batman and Robin… so with that movie in your mind, try to avoid getting mad for this entry while I talk about it. I didn’t know where they were going when I put this game in, but the last thing I expected was that they would actually make it krisimasi time around here. Throughout the game, wewe can see krisimasi EVERYWHERE! There are huge wreaths strung across the bridges, there is a giant krisimasi mti in the middle of town, one of the thugs acts like Santa, and even Alfred tries to keep Bruce Wayne nyumbani for Christmas, despite the fact that Black Mask has a bunch of assassins looking for Batman to kill him, including Deathstroke. So naturally, just sitting around isn’t the best idea. Yeah, Arkham Origins isn’t the best in the series, but hey… Could be Dark Tomorrow.

#3: Freezeezy Peak from Banjo-Kazooie


Oh man, does this place feel like Christmas. Freezeezy Peak is the fifth world wewe enter in Banjo-Kazooie. And when wewe see that giant snowman for the first time, the first thing that pops up into your mind (Or at least mine) is Christmas. The entire level, even the muziki for it, is all just a bunch of krisimasi themes. From the tree, to the igloo, to the snowy landscape. It just screams krisimasi and I upendo it. There are many interesting places to go, like the Snowman, as stated earlier, Boggy’s igloo, the Ice Key in the cave, and village is a nice looking place too. There are some Jiggies to get here as well, kwa beating Boggy in a sledding race (Twice), get the Twinkles into the tree, turn into a walrus and talk to Wozza, beat Sir Slush, knock the buttons off of the snowman, find krisimasi presents, and jump into the snowman's pipe to find a Jiggie. This place is just incredible. There sure were a lot of N64 games with a lot of krisimasi levels.

#2: krisimasi Is Here from Bully



krisimasi is supposed to be one of the happiest times of the year. Not for Jimmy though, that’s for sure. When krisimasi rolls around, all it is is embarrassment and manual labor. It all starts with Jimmy having to pick up a present that his mother sent him, which is none other than an ugly sweater, which, once he puts it on, everyone laughs at him, and you’ll have to endure it for the entire day. After which, you’ll have to go on stage to be in the kids play of the Nutcracker under the threat that if wewe refuse, wewe will fail muziki class. And if that wasn’t bad enough, after that, wewe have to help some homeless Santa make money from kids kwa finding thrown out krisimasi decorations and bringing it to him to bring children, while being chased kwa two elves and a dog (Don’t ask me). Yeah, it’s far from having all the krisimasi cheer, but what can I say. I really like Bully.

#1: Toy siku from Animal Crossing



Of course I was going to include this one in here. It just had to be Animal Crossing. wewe gotta wait for krisimasi in reality, and wewe gotta wait for it here in Animal Crossing as well. But, that isn’t what makes it number one. No, there are a LOT zaidi reasons that make it number one on this list. What I like about it is how it really IS Christmas. No climbing up snowmen, no walking through a snowy field, no beating up criminals, no defending people in court, no murdering a guy because he’s blackmailing a political figure. No, this is straight up Christmas. In the original Animal Crossing game, Jingle would reward wewe with a present every time wewe found him, while delivering presents to the other villagers. In City Folk, he would give wewe a present for each different pair of clothing wewe had. And in New Leaf, he just got incredibly lazy and asks wewe to deliver the presents and instead of getting five au as many as wewe want, wewe get one….. New Leaf’s one isn’t all that good, really. But, who cares, it still has the krisimasi feeling, it still has the wonderful moments that krisimasi brings, and it still gives wewe that warm feeling wewe get every year. And that’s why Toy siku is number one.

So, there wewe have it. Did wewe enjoy the list? Tell me what wewe thought of it. With that said, I will see wewe all inayofuata time.
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Here is the first juu ten of the mwezi of October, everyone. And today, let’s liven it up with the total opposite: the living dead. Zombies were not that maarufu back in the early stages of film. Sure, wewe had The Mummy and Frankenstein, but nothing crazy like we have today. Then George A. Romero launched them into the mainstream that we known them for today. Nowadays, there everywhere, from horror movies, to practically comedies. We’re in no short supply of these kinds of movies, let me tell you. So, to make this orodha a bit zaidi interesting, while I will be putting zombies on this list,...
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Now, what has to be one of the most insulting moments in anime history. Maybe its poor english voice acting, pathetic censorship, au maybe its the god awful theme songs they add. But, what if they took all those awful things and put them together. Well, thats 4Kids for you.
Now, 4Kids was a channel that was to host anime for kids. Sadly, most of the shows were pretty violent, especially One Piece. So, instead of just putting them for a zaidi mature audience. They censored out EVERYTHING!!! Literally, everything. All the blood and death was gone, pistols and rifles were turned into hammers or...
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Fast motion scene

Ralphie: *Running with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Scut, and Grover: *ChasingRalphie, and his friends*
Randy: *Chasing Scut, and Grover* Come on wewe guys, wait up.

At school.

Students: *Handing in themes to Miss. Shields*
Ralphie: *Places his theme on Ms. Shields desk*

I knew I was handing Ms. Shields a masterpeice. Maybe Ms. Shields would be so thrilled with my assignment, that she would excuse me from theme uandishi for the rest of my life.

Fantasy time!

Ms. Shields: *Wearing red coat, with black hat that has two long black feathers on it* Look at these themes! Lousy!...
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Cody: (Walking with James) Wait, how can wewe understand what that Egyptian stuff says in History class
James: Simple. It’s like a little picture book. The pictures spell out “the falcon, kozi got stepped on kwa the brown bird and put the watermelon, tikiti maji into a bowl and sent it down the river to give it to the spinny thing”
Kids: Hey, wewe two
Cody: Oh… hello, little guys
Kid: What do wewe think you’re doing on our turf (A bunch of little kids appear behind him)
James: This is just a school parking lot
Kid: This is the turf for my gang, the Scorpions
Cody: Look, what’s your name
Kid: It’s Snake
Cody:...
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Welcome everyone to another Halloween-oriented list. This week, we will be looking at the walking dead, au undead if wewe will, zombies. Zombies are very dangerous creatures. Sure, they are slow and not very bright, but they are dangerous in packs, as one bite could infect anyone, causing an outbreak in just a couple of hours. So, with that said, it’s no doubt that zombies have gotten extremely maarufu in our generation. They’re like ghosts of the eighties, au aliens of the first time sinema came out. So, with that said, let us look at the ten greatest zombies in my opinion. First off, only...
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Oh... my... fucking... god... Sparking Tickle. That's all I can say.
Now, this is a crossover fanfiction about Iron Man and Astro Boy. I have seen both of these and I enjoyed both of these. So, with that, we get this god awful fanfic. It starts with Astro Boy visiting Tony Stark, kwa the way, if wewe watched the Iron Man movies, you'd know that Tony Stark is Iron Man. Anyway, Tony shows Astro Boy gay porn, because he wants to do what all bad fanfics have done before. I'll let wewe think of what it is.
So, once that is done, Tony proceeds to suck on Astro Boy's penis. And let me remind wewe that...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to the first siku of the 12 Days of Christmassacre. From this siku until Christmas, for over twelve days, I will be talking about krisimasi movies. But, I won’t just be talking about krisimasi movies. Oh, no, no, no. I’m going to be talking about krisimasi horror sinema (Because why else would it be a Corner of Horror review?). So, with all that out of the way, why don’t we start this orodha off with the most well known krisimasi horror movie. And that movie is Black Christmas.



Black krisimasi is a 1974 horror movie, from our Marafiki all the way in Canada....
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Okay, some of these aren't even funny, but I think you'll still like them.
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I never been very good at giving pproper discriptions, au fillimg moods. So apologises in advance..

Rick finally awoke from his coma, only to realize he must of been there for a long Tom now, the place was empty, and all the doors were blocked up.

Rick saw something trying to get into the window, it was clearly a female zombie, though Rick didn't know of that yet.

It looked aweful, and smelled even worse. And kept groaning.

"My god... She's so drunk" Rick laughed.

"Hey love. How much wewe have last night?" Rick mocked the groaning zombie.

Rick decided to keep exploring the hospital.

Rick ended up opening...
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Hey, everyone, welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. So, after having been on this website for four years, I can safely say that, I have matured. A lot. Mentally, anyway. There was a time where I couldn’t handle a small opinion without have a fucking hissy fit like a baby suffering from the most violent case of autism you’ve ever seen. There were times when I couldn’t even do criticism right. Hell, I think I may have ruined the word “criticism” for a few people who knew me on this website. So, for the fourth anniversary of my arrival on this website, I’m not gonna celebrate with...
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Hello, and welcome to the Third siku of Christmassacre. And today, we got something extra special for wewe all. We all know that Black krisimasi was a great and subtle slasher film. And we all known nothing about Elves other than it’s bad and it’s hilarious because it’s awful. But, if we were to merge the two together, getting a slasher movie that has so bad, it’s good concepts and is a hilarious mess…. Silent Night, Deadly Night. Let’s get into this wonderful, wonderful mess.



So, this movie was released to the world in the good old mwaka of 1984. Ronald Reagan was in office,...
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Halloween was a pretty good movie… And then it made a bunch of crappy sequels. I could talk about how I hate all of them equally, but I want to focus on the one that was an immediate sequel to the first one, the sekunde movie in the franchise. So, how could what was alisema to be one of the greatest slasher sinema of all time manage to get worse and worse with time… Well, why don’t we look into it and find out?



First off, I would like to point out one thing. The director of the first movie was John Carpenter. However, he was then changed to producer, and Halloween 2 was directed kwa Rick...
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Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed kwa the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.



Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
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Johnny: *Running on a rooftop*
Parker: *Running with Gordon* Get him!!
Sean: Why is that guy being chased?
Jeff: I don't know.
Johnny: *Hiding, watching Parker and Gordon run in the other direction* Finally, they're gone. They want me dead because I'm tonight's host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. There are two films we have for you.

8:00 PM - Con Mane: Golden Iris

8:30 PM - Six Shooters 5

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope...
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Monsters and creatures in a horror game, movie, show, au book are the very thing that makes the game, movie, show, au book scary. It shows us something that is a threat, possibly completely inhuman and unimaginable, that we wouldn’t expect it to be real, but horror makes us believe that it is real, and that is what scares. So, whenever a monster is done and used creativity, I tend to respect the creator and the use of the monster. And there are so many of them, I may have to make another orodha another time. But, for now, I wanna talk about monsters and creatures from… anything that I find...
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I don’t think I need to give a lesson on who Batman is. Everyone and their grandparents know who he is. Batman, the Dark Knight, the Caped Crusader. Having tons of comics, sinema and video games. Some being some of the greatest games of all time and others being… the complete opposite. And that’s what we are looking at, the complete opposite. Developed kwa the Japanese studio, Kemco Software, best known for their work on the juu Gear franchise and their mobile games, they are still around today. Nothing was hurt kwa this game, DC Comics is still making bank and Batman is still a cherished...
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