Hey… Remember these…. I bitch, kahaba and complain about stuff like an asshole for you’re people's entertainment because… I guess you’re inayopendelewa Youtuber wasn’t on right now and I was the best wewe could get. So, with that all alisema and done, let us start talking about zaidi stuff that I hate because I really don’t enjoy anything
Horror Movies
Now, don’t get me wrong. There are hundreds of amazing horror films. I’m talking about the ones that suck so goddamn bad, that it’s basically caused me to not give a shit anymore. The trailers alone suck, as they always consist of bila mpangilio moments where there is music, and then there isn’t music, and it stays like this before going back, and then there is the stupid bullshit jumpscare in the goddamn trailer that isn’t scary, au smart, au anything worth your goddamn time and money. But the sinema themselves are… Oh boy, their something. There is rarely any variety with horror films today. They usually consist of ghost movies, possessed person au child movie, au slasher film. au if wewe really wanna hop onto the punda Suckage Train, wewe could watch those fucking terrible remakes. I always thought remakes were supposed to fix the problems of the old film, yet when I see them, they suck harder than a California backstreet hooker. The siku that someone makes a good horror film will be too goddamn soon.
Tape on Paper
Let me be zaidi specific. What I mean is that whenever wewe place a piece of long tape on some paper, zaidi specifically, a poster, and when wewe wanna pull it off, wewe take a huge fucking chunk of the poster with it. I always fucking hate that. It is like this with every piece of fucking tape wewe find. Not one piece of tape will ever leave a piece off. wewe could tear it off fast and get it over with au carefully and slowly take it off with ease, it doesn’t fucking matter. It will always tear off a huge piece of the poster au paper. This is why I keep mine up with nails. Sure, it also damages it, but which would wewe rather want. A nail that leaves a small hole that’s barely noticeable, au using tape and run the risk of ripping the goddamn thing in half.
Movie Theaters
Now that we live in the siku and age of buying films off of the internet au Netflix and stuff, it always makes me wonder. Why in the fuck do we still have to deal with these fucking movie theaters. Whenever wewe want to watch a film, like say the Deadpool movie, wewe will always find one cocksucker who's always gotta ruin it. It could be the little shit who always complains about not getting to see the other movie instead, the teenage prick who is always texting on his phone, au the fat fuck who can’t get a bag of chips open. I always contemplate on if I should get chakula there, because I am always worried that I’ll be THAT guy and ruin the movie for everyone, so I usually eat before I have to go to prevent it, but don’t worry, if it’s not me, it’s several thousand other pricks that go to the goddamn theater. I swear, this is why I use Netflix.
People Who Stop in Crowded Areas
Oh my god, if you're one of these fucking people, fuck you. Fuck wewe and everything wewe love. I can not stand anyone who has decided to stop in their fucking tracks in the hallway just because they run into their goddamn best friend in the hallway. Apparently, these “people” (Fucktards, as I like to call them), upendo to stop on the sidewalk, in the hallway, au just about anywhere just to have a nice conversation with their friends. Instead of just going to the side of the hall, they decide to stand in front of the fucking hallway. If you’ve seen a similar rant kwa Domics (Great guy, makes some good stuff), he gives an accurate reason as to why this is so goddamn stupid. Can wewe imagine if people stopped their cars in traffic just to chat. It would be a fucking traffic jam, jamu of stupidity. If wewe want to talk, songesha to the side of the hall. Get out of the way of other people, and have some goddamn common sense.
Youtube Comments
Ever wanted to see the worst and the stupidest shit ever. Well, don’t worry. Just go to fucking ANY video ever made, and wewe will find one asshole. And kwa one, I mean about half of the maoni are written kwa some racist, homophobe, sexist, just plain asshole, or, as the majority of commenters on Youtube, pure Grade A idiots. The maoni are a goddamn colony of stupidity, with everyone there always complaining about why the video was too short au too long because they can’t make up their damn mind, are there just to piss everyone off with a stupid comment, always posting that they are first when they really aren’t, posting the current meme making me swali human evolution, au that one fucking cockhead that wants to start an argument kwa stating something like “Oh, the background is blue. That remind me of upinde wa mvua Dash from My Little Pony”. Fuck those stupid brony and hater flame wars, I swear to god. The siku I start making Youtube videos, expect the maoni to be turned off, because I do not want to deal with the massive amount of idiocy running rampant around there
Gamestop Employees
Talk about being fucking persistent. Everytime I go to a Gamestop, I am always greeted kwa these goddamn employees who are always wanting me to buy something. I mean, sure, maybe some other stores do this, but I have only had a major problem with it here at Gamestop. Every goddamn time I just want to buy a game, they always ask if I want to pre-order the game, even though I already made my choice, au if I want to subscribe to Game Informer, despite the fact that I could just use the internet to hear the news about games. They always try to ask me to make choices for me, and they keep bugging you, even while they are totalling your price, putting the item in the bag, and holding the door open for wewe on the way out. For the last fucking time, I don’t want a subscription to Game Informer, and I don’t want to pre-order the fucking game. I just want to buy a game and leave. Is that too much to ask for?
Creepypastas
What was the point of Creepypastas again? To be scary? God, I can’t believe I actually used to be a part of this fucking mess. Last I checked, Creepypastas were supposed to be… I don’t know, fucking creepy. So tell me why the films of the Care kubeba movie franchise were zaidi terrifying than this? I sweat, every creepypasta is trying too hard to be scary, but in the end, fails harder than my attempted abortion. Slenderman is a tall faceless guy in a suit… Okay. The Rake is a naked dog like creature…. Alright. Jeff the Killer is a pansy little fuck that needs to be kicked in the goddamn throat… I mean he’s a killer… He and the 80 billion other fucking “original” Creepypastas. And the fans? No, not them. They are fucking insane with this shit. Always talking about “Oh, I ship Jeff and Slender”, au “Oh my god, my OC is a better wife to Jeff than your OC”, because instead of trying to be, wewe know, fucking creepy, the mashabiki would rather see how psychopath sex works…….. Fuck you.
DeviantArt
Don’t get me wrong, there are some incredible art on DeviantArt, that makes me jealous of my lack of artistic talent. But, with every one good piece of art, there is a whole fucking swarm of garbage. On DeviantArt, wewe have a colony of borderline furry porn, some kind of scale fetish, drawings that would make a pre-school art class look like fucking Da Vinci, and a whole fuck ton of god awful Sonic and My Little gppony, pony OCs. I fucking hate it. Oh, and don’t get me started on the inflation fetish pictures. Pictures like that make me want to denounce that there is a god and just stop living in the same world as people who find this shit attractive. wewe could have a folder for Good DeviantArt Pictures and only have twelve, but make a folder for the worst, and it will get filled up in three seconds.
News Stories Blaming Something
Apparently, there is always going to be a sane person on the internet who believes that there is always an accurate reason to be angry with the news… and that is because the news is biased as fuck. Every time someone gets murdered au raped, instead of talking about the mental state of the one responsible, the news would never want to talk about actual fucking facts, so wewe gotta instead blame the latest GTA game au hit film in order to get those maoni up. Instead of increasing the stupid blissfulness au stupid soccer moms and feminazis world wide, this makes me sick, because instead of talking about the real problem and spreading awareness, the news would rather try to benefit off of the death au assault of the victim to make a fucking profit. This angers and disgusts me in so many ways, that it makes me wonder if God was drunk when he made the human race and contemplates flipping the off switch, killing us off, and starting over from scratch in hopes of not fucking up again
Social Justice Warriors
Ever wanted to have everything ruined kwa one group of idiots, well here wewe go. These people are our generation's fuck-up. These social justice warriors believe that they are doing good kwa saying that video games and sinema are evil for how they portray women and other races and homosexuals. So basically, if you're a straight white male (Like me and many of wewe kusoma this), wewe are basically the sign of hate. Though there are hundreds of problems like this in the world that could use their help, wewe know, like a normal and respected human being would do, these… things would rather go and attack video games, for saying that women are portrayed to sexually and need to be fatter to represent gaming women (And yet they say that developers are offensive to women), au how gamers are racist because of the slightest thing. They are just a fucking annoyance and a cancer to the entertainment industry and I can’t stand them one bit.
Well, there wewe have it. I have bitched to wewe all long enough, so, I will finally stop complaining for the day. I hope wewe all have enjoyed the hate I have with the stupid shit in this world. But that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.
Horror Movies
Now, don’t get me wrong. There are hundreds of amazing horror films. I’m talking about the ones that suck so goddamn bad, that it’s basically caused me to not give a shit anymore. The trailers alone suck, as they always consist of bila mpangilio moments where there is music, and then there isn’t music, and it stays like this before going back, and then there is the stupid bullshit jumpscare in the goddamn trailer that isn’t scary, au smart, au anything worth your goddamn time and money. But the sinema themselves are… Oh boy, their something. There is rarely any variety with horror films today. They usually consist of ghost movies, possessed person au child movie, au slasher film. au if wewe really wanna hop onto the punda Suckage Train, wewe could watch those fucking terrible remakes. I always thought remakes were supposed to fix the problems of the old film, yet when I see them, they suck harder than a California backstreet hooker. The siku that someone makes a good horror film will be too goddamn soon.
Tape on Paper
Let me be zaidi specific. What I mean is that whenever wewe place a piece of long tape on some paper, zaidi specifically, a poster, and when wewe wanna pull it off, wewe take a huge fucking chunk of the poster with it. I always fucking hate that. It is like this with every piece of fucking tape wewe find. Not one piece of tape will ever leave a piece off. wewe could tear it off fast and get it over with au carefully and slowly take it off with ease, it doesn’t fucking matter. It will always tear off a huge piece of the poster au paper. This is why I keep mine up with nails. Sure, it also damages it, but which would wewe rather want. A nail that leaves a small hole that’s barely noticeable, au using tape and run the risk of ripping the goddamn thing in half.
Movie Theaters
Now that we live in the siku and age of buying films off of the internet au Netflix and stuff, it always makes me wonder. Why in the fuck do we still have to deal with these fucking movie theaters. Whenever wewe want to watch a film, like say the Deadpool movie, wewe will always find one cocksucker who's always gotta ruin it. It could be the little shit who always complains about not getting to see the other movie instead, the teenage prick who is always texting on his phone, au the fat fuck who can’t get a bag of chips open. I always contemplate on if I should get chakula there, because I am always worried that I’ll be THAT guy and ruin the movie for everyone, so I usually eat before I have to go to prevent it, but don’t worry, if it’s not me, it’s several thousand other pricks that go to the goddamn theater. I swear, this is why I use Netflix.
People Who Stop in Crowded Areas
Oh my god, if you're one of these fucking people, fuck you. Fuck wewe and everything wewe love. I can not stand anyone who has decided to stop in their fucking tracks in the hallway just because they run into their goddamn best friend in the hallway. Apparently, these “people” (Fucktards, as I like to call them), upendo to stop on the sidewalk, in the hallway, au just about anywhere just to have a nice conversation with their friends. Instead of just going to the side of the hall, they decide to stand in front of the fucking hallway. If you’ve seen a similar rant kwa Domics (Great guy, makes some good stuff), he gives an accurate reason as to why this is so goddamn stupid. Can wewe imagine if people stopped their cars in traffic just to chat. It would be a fucking traffic jam, jamu of stupidity. If wewe want to talk, songesha to the side of the hall. Get out of the way of other people, and have some goddamn common sense.
Youtube Comments
Ever wanted to see the worst and the stupidest shit ever. Well, don’t worry. Just go to fucking ANY video ever made, and wewe will find one asshole. And kwa one, I mean about half of the maoni are written kwa some racist, homophobe, sexist, just plain asshole, or, as the majority of commenters on Youtube, pure Grade A idiots. The maoni are a goddamn colony of stupidity, with everyone there always complaining about why the video was too short au too long because they can’t make up their damn mind, are there just to piss everyone off with a stupid comment, always posting that they are first when they really aren’t, posting the current meme making me swali human evolution, au that one fucking cockhead that wants to start an argument kwa stating something like “Oh, the background is blue. That remind me of upinde wa mvua Dash from My Little Pony”. Fuck those stupid brony and hater flame wars, I swear to god. The siku I start making Youtube videos, expect the maoni to be turned off, because I do not want to deal with the massive amount of idiocy running rampant around there
Gamestop Employees
Talk about being fucking persistent. Everytime I go to a Gamestop, I am always greeted kwa these goddamn employees who are always wanting me to buy something. I mean, sure, maybe some other stores do this, but I have only had a major problem with it here at Gamestop. Every goddamn time I just want to buy a game, they always ask if I want to pre-order the game, even though I already made my choice, au if I want to subscribe to Game Informer, despite the fact that I could just use the internet to hear the news about games. They always try to ask me to make choices for me, and they keep bugging you, even while they are totalling your price, putting the item in the bag, and holding the door open for wewe on the way out. For the last fucking time, I don’t want a subscription to Game Informer, and I don’t want to pre-order the fucking game. I just want to buy a game and leave. Is that too much to ask for?
Creepypastas
What was the point of Creepypastas again? To be scary? God, I can’t believe I actually used to be a part of this fucking mess. Last I checked, Creepypastas were supposed to be… I don’t know, fucking creepy. So tell me why the films of the Care kubeba movie franchise were zaidi terrifying than this? I sweat, every creepypasta is trying too hard to be scary, but in the end, fails harder than my attempted abortion. Slenderman is a tall faceless guy in a suit… Okay. The Rake is a naked dog like creature…. Alright. Jeff the Killer is a pansy little fuck that needs to be kicked in the goddamn throat… I mean he’s a killer… He and the 80 billion other fucking “original” Creepypastas. And the fans? No, not them. They are fucking insane with this shit. Always talking about “Oh, I ship Jeff and Slender”, au “Oh my god, my OC is a better wife to Jeff than your OC”, because instead of trying to be, wewe know, fucking creepy, the mashabiki would rather see how psychopath sex works…….. Fuck you.
DeviantArt
Don’t get me wrong, there are some incredible art on DeviantArt, that makes me jealous of my lack of artistic talent. But, with every one good piece of art, there is a whole fucking swarm of garbage. On DeviantArt, wewe have a colony of borderline furry porn, some kind of scale fetish, drawings that would make a pre-school art class look like fucking Da Vinci, and a whole fuck ton of god awful Sonic and My Little gppony, pony OCs. I fucking hate it. Oh, and don’t get me started on the inflation fetish pictures. Pictures like that make me want to denounce that there is a god and just stop living in the same world as people who find this shit attractive. wewe could have a folder for Good DeviantArt Pictures and only have twelve, but make a folder for the worst, and it will get filled up in three seconds.
News Stories Blaming Something
Apparently, there is always going to be a sane person on the internet who believes that there is always an accurate reason to be angry with the news… and that is because the news is biased as fuck. Every time someone gets murdered au raped, instead of talking about the mental state of the one responsible, the news would never want to talk about actual fucking facts, so wewe gotta instead blame the latest GTA game au hit film in order to get those maoni up. Instead of increasing the stupid blissfulness au stupid soccer moms and feminazis world wide, this makes me sick, because instead of talking about the real problem and spreading awareness, the news would rather try to benefit off of the death au assault of the victim to make a fucking profit. This angers and disgusts me in so many ways, that it makes me wonder if God was drunk when he made the human race and contemplates flipping the off switch, killing us off, and starting over from scratch in hopes of not fucking up again
Social Justice Warriors
Ever wanted to have everything ruined kwa one group of idiots, well here wewe go. These people are our generation's fuck-up. These social justice warriors believe that they are doing good kwa saying that video games and sinema are evil for how they portray women and other races and homosexuals. So basically, if you're a straight white male (Like me and many of wewe kusoma this), wewe are basically the sign of hate. Though there are hundreds of problems like this in the world that could use their help, wewe know, like a normal and respected human being would do, these… things would rather go and attack video games, for saying that women are portrayed to sexually and need to be fatter to represent gaming women (And yet they say that developers are offensive to women), au how gamers are racist because of the slightest thing. They are just a fucking annoyance and a cancer to the entertainment industry and I can’t stand them one bit.
Well, there wewe have it. I have bitched to wewe all long enough, so, I will finally stop complaining for the day. I hope wewe all have enjoyed the hate I have with the stupid shit in this world. But that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.
Luis Lopez:
Despite being a possible sex addict.
Luis is a very calm person, rarely inaonyesha his emotions. And is the voice of reason for every other character of BOGT game.
Luis also dosen't fully enjoy his criminal lifestyle.
On some occasions Luis expresses the choice of getting REAL jobs..
Johnny Klobitz:
Johnny is a realist.
He knows he is a bad person, and won't deny that he kills and steals on a daily routine.
But he also has zaidi limits then Billy Grey, the traitor of the game.
Billy, within 15 dakika of his release from prison brings back the war against the angels of death, when Johnny tried so hard to make them finally have a trouce.
Niko Bellic:
An angry war veteran.
Who besides his soft side.
Is someone wewe shouldn't even LOOK at the wrong way.
He kills without remorse.
His anger is a loose cannon, that won't take much to be lite.
And he knows how to use a weapon, and can kick punda with it..
Despite being a possible sex addict.
Luis is a very calm person, rarely inaonyesha his emotions. And is the voice of reason for every other character of BOGT game.
Luis also dosen't fully enjoy his criminal lifestyle.
On some occasions Luis expresses the choice of getting REAL jobs..
Johnny Klobitz:
Johnny is a realist.
He knows he is a bad person, and won't deny that he kills and steals on a daily routine.
But he also has zaidi limits then Billy Grey, the traitor of the game.
Billy, within 15 dakika of his release from prison brings back the war against the angels of death, when Johnny tried so hard to make them finally have a trouce.
Niko Bellic:
An angry war veteran.
Who besides his soft side.
Is someone wewe shouldn't even LOOK at the wrong way.
He kills without remorse.
His anger is a loose cannon, that won't take much to be lite.
And he knows how to use a weapon, and can kick punda with it..