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Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 16
On A Cold Night
December 1, 1952
It was 6:00 PM. The ponies would be heading nyumbani in an saa after a long siku of work.
Hawkeye: Ugh. It's freezing.
Coffee Creme: How can anypony stand to be out here?
Hawkeye: I've got no idea. We better wait in the station.
Coffee Creme: au at least drive a train.
Hawkeye: We only have an saa left of work Coff.
Coffee Creme: Coff?
Hawkeye: Yeah, short for Coffee. I thought you'd like that.
Coffee Creme: Well it sounds like cough.
Hawkeye: *Walking towards station* wewe coming?
Coffee Creme: Yeah.
Hawkeye: *Opens door for Coffee Creme*
Coffee Creme: Merci *Enters station*
Meanwhile in the train yard
Orion: *Pushing freight cars*
Red Rose: You're going a little too fast.
Orion: Well I have to go fast, otherwise the heater doesn't work.
Red Rose: Forget about that heater, and slow down. *Sitting in chair inayofuata to heater* Ah, how I upendo my job.
Orion: *Looks through window* hujambo Red Rose. Where are you?
Red Rose: Oh *stands up* Right here.
Orion: Okay, stay there. We've got work to do.
Red Rose: Aye aye, captain asshole.
Back at the station
Gordon: *Shows up* Hey. What are wewe two doing?
Hawkeye: Nothing, what are wewe doing?
Gordon: You're standing. That's not doing nothing.
Hawkeye: wewe didn't answer my question.
Gordon: I don't have to. wewe lied to me.
Coffee Creme: If wewe really want to know what we're doing, we are standing kwa a heater.
Gordon: And wewe gotta let me be there with you.
Hawkeye: Yeah, no. The heater is blowing a narrow section of warm air to us, and there's not enough room for you.
Gordon: Don't care *Pushes Coffee Creme*
Coffee Creme: Whoa! *Falls on heater*
The heater then broke
Gordon: Great, look what you've done.
Coffee Creme: wewe pushed me!
Gordon: wewe fell.
Coffee Creme: Because wewe pushed me.
Hawkeye: *Sighs* Sometimes, I feel like I'm the only gppony, pony who does the right thing here.
Gordon, and Coffee Creme kept arguing about who was to blame for breaking the heater.
Gordon: wewe broke it wewe piece of hell! How am I supposed to stay warm while it's freezing?
Coffee Creme: Uh? wewe could go excercize?
Gordon: NO!
Coffee Creme: Ok...
Hawkeye: Hey, I have an idea. Let's not argue, and head to the jikoni to get some beans.
Gordon: No, I don't like beans. wewe two go in, I'll stay here.
Hawkeye: Ok, but wewe won't get warm over there. *Enters kitchen*
Coffee Creme: *Follows* Are we allowed here?
Hawkeye: Yeah, this place is closed, and we're workers on this line. Now let's find some beans.
Coffee Creme: I found a can *Takes can* Hmm.
Hawkeye: What is it?
Coffee Creme: 1943! These beans are from World War 2.
Hawkeye: That's also the mwaka Percy started working for this railroad. I wonder how his dad is doing.
Meanwhile at Percy's dad's house
Dan: *On phone*
Operator: Hello?
Dan: Yes *Carrying toothpaste* I bought your Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control. And it made me feel, like a piece of shit!
Back on the Union Pacific
Coffee Creme: Yeah, he's fine *Cooking beans*
Hawkeye: Man. *Yawns* I don't know why, but... I feel a little drowsy. *Falls asleep*
Coffee Creme: Pierce?! Oh no. *Runs off*
Meanwhile in the yards
Orion: *Slowly driving locomotive* I don't care anymore. I can't stay warm, I'm going back in the station *Jumps off engine*
Red Rose: Orion, what do wewe think you're doing?
Orion: Going to stay warm. *Runs to station*
Percy: I'll go get Hawkeye. He can do the rest of his job. *Goes to station*
Orion: *Enters station* What? The heater is destroyed.
Gordon: Thanks to Coffee Creme.
Percy: Orion, wewe gotta get back there.
Orion: No! I need to stay warm.
Percy: *Opens jikoni door* Some beans are being cooked in there. Why don't wewe stay warm kwa standing near them?
Orion: That won't work, I'm going to the stallion's room. *Goes to bathroom*
Gordon: Me too *Follows Orion*
Percy: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping* Hawkeye. I don't appreciate this.
Hawkeye: *Slowly waking up* Hmm?
Percy: Orion is on a quest to stay warm, and we need someone to push the train cars while he's away.
Hawkeye: *Wakes up* Leave it to me.
Hawkeye, and Percy then left the station, and went to the train yard.
Hawkeye, and Percy got to the yard, and Hawkeye started doing the work Orion was too careless to do.
Percy: Hey, at least Jeff isn't here to make things exactly the way he likes them.
Hawkeye: Yeah, that's true. *Pushing freight cars* Now why would Orion not want to do this? I mean, there's a heater in this engine.
Percy: It only works when wewe go under five miles an hour.
Hawkeye: Oh. They need to fix that.
Pete: *Arrives* What's this? I thought Orion was doing this!
Hawkeye: He left just to stay warm, and Percy wanted me to do his work.
Pete: Well, where the fuck is Orion?
Inside the station
Pete: *Walks in* Coffee Creme? What are wewe doing?
Coffee Creme: Pete. Hawkeye passed out, and now he turned into a ghost!
Pete: Impossible. I just saw him working at the train yards, which is Orion's job. Where is he anyway?
Coffee Creme: I don't know. *Hears banging noise* Wait a dakika *Runs into kitchen*
Pete: *Follows* Oh my god! There are beans everywhere!
Coffee Creme: *eating beans from can* 1943. A good mwaka for beans.
Pete: wewe were cooking beans?!
Coffee Creme: Uh, yeah? Gordon pushed me into the heater here, and I had no other way to stay warm.
Pete: And where is Gordon?!
Inside the bathroom
Gordon: This is very warm. I'm so glad the both of us went in here.
Orion: Yes, I agree. *Hearing hoofsteps* We better get in the stalls. *Gets in stall*
Gordon: *Gets in stall*
Pete: *Arrives* Alright, come on out of those stalls!
Gordon & Orion: *Standing still*
Pete: *Knocking on stall door*
Gordon: *speaking with japanese accent* Herro? Reave me arone.
Pete: Is that wewe Orion?
Gordon: No, I am Sakutaki Konnichiwa. Now reave me arone so that I can poop in peace.
Pete: *Breaks stall door open*
Gordon: *standing on toilet* *Still speaking with a japanese accent* This is not what it rooks rike.
Pete: Why didn't wewe just tell me it was you?
Gordon: *Speaking normally* I thought I'd get in trouble.
Pete: wewe thought correctly. wewe shouldn't push anypony whatsoever. Orion is also in trouble. Where is he?
Gordon: In the stall inayofuata to me.
Orion: wewe dick! *Comes out of stall*
Pete: wewe were supposed to be pushing those freight cars down the hump, but I saw Hawkeye doing that instead. Why are wewe in the bathroom?
Orion: I was freezing, and I decided to come here.
Hawkeye: *Walks in* Amen to that.
Pete: Oh no wewe don't *Pushes Hawkeye out of bathroom* Orion, I want wewe to get back to work, whether you're freezing au not.
Orion: *Sighs* yes sir. *walks away*
Suddenly, bells were ringing on the clock outside of the station. It was seven O' Clock. Time for the ponies to go home.
Orion: *Walking out of station*
Pete: Orion, wewe got lucky this time. If wewe do something like this again, you're fired!
Orion: Ok.
The End
On The inayofuata Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye writes a letter
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 16
On A Cold Night
December 1, 1952
It was 6:00 PM. The ponies would be heading nyumbani in an saa after a long siku of work.
Hawkeye: Ugh. It's freezing.
Coffee Creme: How can anypony stand to be out here?
Hawkeye: I've got no idea. We better wait in the station.
Coffee Creme: au at least drive a train.
Hawkeye: We only have an saa left of work Coff.
Coffee Creme: Coff?
Hawkeye: Yeah, short for Coffee. I thought you'd like that.
Coffee Creme: Well it sounds like cough.
Hawkeye: *Walking towards station* wewe coming?
Coffee Creme: Yeah.
Hawkeye: *Opens door for Coffee Creme*
Coffee Creme: Merci *Enters station*
Meanwhile in the train yard
Orion: *Pushing freight cars*
Red Rose: You're going a little too fast.
Orion: Well I have to go fast, otherwise the heater doesn't work.
Red Rose: Forget about that heater, and slow down. *Sitting in chair inayofuata to heater* Ah, how I upendo my job.
Orion: *Looks through window* hujambo Red Rose. Where are you?
Red Rose: Oh *stands up* Right here.
Orion: Okay, stay there. We've got work to do.
Red Rose: Aye aye, captain asshole.
Back at the station
Gordon: *Shows up* Hey. What are wewe two doing?
Hawkeye: Nothing, what are wewe doing?
Gordon: You're standing. That's not doing nothing.
Hawkeye: wewe didn't answer my question.
Gordon: I don't have to. wewe lied to me.
Coffee Creme: If wewe really want to know what we're doing, we are standing kwa a heater.
Gordon: And wewe gotta let me be there with you.
Hawkeye: Yeah, no. The heater is blowing a narrow section of warm air to us, and there's not enough room for you.
Gordon: Don't care *Pushes Coffee Creme*
Coffee Creme: Whoa! *Falls on heater*
The heater then broke
Gordon: Great, look what you've done.
Coffee Creme: wewe pushed me!
Gordon: wewe fell.
Coffee Creme: Because wewe pushed me.
Hawkeye: *Sighs* Sometimes, I feel like I'm the only gppony, pony who does the right thing here.
Gordon, and Coffee Creme kept arguing about who was to blame for breaking the heater.
Gordon: wewe broke it wewe piece of hell! How am I supposed to stay warm while it's freezing?
Coffee Creme: Uh? wewe could go excercize?
Gordon: NO!
Coffee Creme: Ok...
Hawkeye: Hey, I have an idea. Let's not argue, and head to the jikoni to get some beans.
Gordon: No, I don't like beans. wewe two go in, I'll stay here.
Hawkeye: Ok, but wewe won't get warm over there. *Enters kitchen*
Coffee Creme: *Follows* Are we allowed here?
Hawkeye: Yeah, this place is closed, and we're workers on this line. Now let's find some beans.
Coffee Creme: I found a can *Takes can* Hmm.
Hawkeye: What is it?
Coffee Creme: 1943! These beans are from World War 2.
Hawkeye: That's also the mwaka Percy started working for this railroad. I wonder how his dad is doing.
Meanwhile at Percy's dad's house
Dan: *On phone*
Operator: Hello?
Dan: Yes *Carrying toothpaste* I bought your Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control. And it made me feel, like a piece of shit!
Back on the Union Pacific
Coffee Creme: Yeah, he's fine *Cooking beans*
Hawkeye: Man. *Yawns* I don't know why, but... I feel a little drowsy. *Falls asleep*
Coffee Creme: Pierce?! Oh no. *Runs off*
Meanwhile in the yards
Orion: *Slowly driving locomotive* I don't care anymore. I can't stay warm, I'm going back in the station *Jumps off engine*
Red Rose: Orion, what do wewe think you're doing?
Orion: Going to stay warm. *Runs to station*
Percy: I'll go get Hawkeye. He can do the rest of his job. *Goes to station*
Orion: *Enters station* What? The heater is destroyed.
Gordon: Thanks to Coffee Creme.
Percy: Orion, wewe gotta get back there.
Orion: No! I need to stay warm.
Percy: *Opens jikoni door* Some beans are being cooked in there. Why don't wewe stay warm kwa standing near them?
Orion: That won't work, I'm going to the stallion's room. *Goes to bathroom*
Gordon: Me too *Follows Orion*
Percy: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping* Hawkeye. I don't appreciate this.
Hawkeye: *Slowly waking up* Hmm?
Percy: Orion is on a quest to stay warm, and we need someone to push the train cars while he's away.
Hawkeye: *Wakes up* Leave it to me.
Hawkeye, and Percy then left the station, and went to the train yard.
Hawkeye, and Percy got to the yard, and Hawkeye started doing the work Orion was too careless to do.
Percy: Hey, at least Jeff isn't here to make things exactly the way he likes them.
Hawkeye: Yeah, that's true. *Pushing freight cars* Now why would Orion not want to do this? I mean, there's a heater in this engine.
Percy: It only works when wewe go under five miles an hour.
Hawkeye: Oh. They need to fix that.
Pete: *Arrives* What's this? I thought Orion was doing this!
Hawkeye: He left just to stay warm, and Percy wanted me to do his work.
Pete: Well, where the fuck is Orion?
Inside the station
Pete: *Walks in* Coffee Creme? What are wewe doing?
Coffee Creme: Pete. Hawkeye passed out, and now he turned into a ghost!
Pete: Impossible. I just saw him working at the train yards, which is Orion's job. Where is he anyway?
Coffee Creme: I don't know. *Hears banging noise* Wait a dakika *Runs into kitchen*
Pete: *Follows* Oh my god! There are beans everywhere!
Coffee Creme: *eating beans from can* 1943. A good mwaka for beans.
Pete: wewe were cooking beans?!
Coffee Creme: Uh, yeah? Gordon pushed me into the heater here, and I had no other way to stay warm.
Pete: And where is Gordon?!
Inside the bathroom
Gordon: This is very warm. I'm so glad the both of us went in here.
Orion: Yes, I agree. *Hearing hoofsteps* We better get in the stalls. *Gets in stall*
Gordon: *Gets in stall*
Pete: *Arrives* Alright, come on out of those stalls!
Gordon & Orion: *Standing still*
Pete: *Knocking on stall door*
Gordon: *speaking with japanese accent* Herro? Reave me arone.
Pete: Is that wewe Orion?
Gordon: No, I am Sakutaki Konnichiwa. Now reave me arone so that I can poop in peace.
Pete: *Breaks stall door open*
Gordon: *standing on toilet* *Still speaking with a japanese accent* This is not what it rooks rike.
Pete: Why didn't wewe just tell me it was you?
Gordon: *Speaking normally* I thought I'd get in trouble.
Pete: wewe thought correctly. wewe shouldn't push anypony whatsoever. Orion is also in trouble. Where is he?
Gordon: In the stall inayofuata to me.
Orion: wewe dick! *Comes out of stall*
Pete: wewe were supposed to be pushing those freight cars down the hump, but I saw Hawkeye doing that instead. Why are wewe in the bathroom?
Orion: I was freezing, and I decided to come here.
Hawkeye: *Walks in* Amen to that.
Pete: Oh no wewe don't *Pushes Hawkeye out of bathroom* Orion, I want wewe to get back to work, whether you're freezing au not.
Orion: *Sighs* yes sir. *walks away*
Suddenly, bells were ringing on the clock outside of the station. It was seven O' Clock. Time for the ponies to go home.
Orion: *Walking out of station*
Pete: Orion, wewe got lucky this time. If wewe do something like this again, you're fired!
Orion: Ok.
The End
On The inayofuata Episode Of Ponies On The Rails
Hawkeye writes a letter
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Bad Auditions kwa Bad Actors
Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
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Shadow as Joe
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#20: The Adventures of Dewey the Dolphin
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#20: The Adventures of Dewey the Dolphin
Let me ask you, do any of wewe care about Ecco the Dolphin? Yeah, didn’t think so. Now, let me ask...
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The Suffering is a game made kwa the company Midway,...
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The Suffering is a game made kwa the company Midway,...
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Land of the Dead is the fourth Dead movie with the highest...
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Land of the Dead is the fourth Dead movie with the highest...
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I am happy to announce that this is my very first juu ten orodha on this club.
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Number 10: Mario Party 10
This game is very fun to play. One of my inayopendelewa things about Mario Party 10 is the Bowser Party...
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I am happy to announce that this is my very first juu ten orodha on this club.
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Video games have been around for over 30 years. We've seen many games such as Pong, Pac-Man, Sonic, Mario Brothers, nyota Fox, and thousands of others. Since the start of the new millennium, video games have come a long way, featuring voice acting, better graphics, and online gameplay. In this list, we're counting down the juu ten video games produced in the 21st century.
Number 10: Mario Party 10
This game is very fun to play. One of my inayopendelewa things about Mario Party 10 is the Bowser Party...
Alright, I'm tired, I'm hungry, and I have classes in the morning, so sorry if I sound a little off in this article. But I wanted to get all my thoughts out before I forget them. Anyway, It 2017 is a reboot of the original mini-series, and I can safely say, as a reboot, it's really good.
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