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My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot kwa a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo, etc. I drove for a while then used my chaos emerald. "Chaos Control!", and thats when it happened. I ended up here in one shot which was surprising because it usually takes me zaidi then one try, because I'm not good with chaos control. Anyway I'm here and I know where I am as soon as i see a pink pony. I know exactly who she is because of her mane and cutie mark of balloons. I get out of my car to say hi to her, but before my mouth opens, the gppony, pony speaks and says, "Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie. Who are you?". I tell her who i am and that i was a hedgehog. While telling her this, she notices my car, a blue 1969 corvette. "What's that behind you?" she asks pointing at my car. "That is a car," I say, but she looks puzzled. "Cars are part of a train," Pinkie tells me. I smile and say, "this is a different type of car." Still puzzled, she looks inside of the car and soon realises what this car was for. "You wanna drive it?" I ask her. She gets excited, turns the car on, and we're soon off. I could tell Pinkie never drove a car before, but she was good at it. Mobius had cars, but none of the factories made Corvettes. I found this one after saving Earth from Robotnik. My reward: a corvette, and boy it is one hell of a gift. Despite that it was a '69 vette it had a juu speed of 183 mph. Not as fast as a ferrari, but it was still a good car. After I explained what a car was to Pinkie we soon stop. I then realise that we were at sugar cube corner. As soon as we stop, Pinkie goes into sugarcube, and gets a cake with some instruments. She hits the instruments, and they make muziki kwa thereselves. Pinkie is then imba her welcome song to me, and I smile. It was great to see Pinkie dance like theres no tomorrow, and i knew she was expecting a smile from me. After Pinkie's welcome surprise, i have a slice of cake, put the rest in the car, and drive off. It was fun to see Pinkie, but i had to see someone that wouldn't say no to a challenge. I decided to see upinde wa mvua Dash. Only problem was that i had to find her cloudhouse, which was harder then it looked. Eventually i found it, with upinde wa mvua Dash taking a nap. I didn't want to wake her up au anything, but i wanted to race her badly. So i picked up my gun, shot a bird, and caught it, as if i was trying to save it. I had to throw my gun back in the car, then i caught the bird. I knew upinde wa mvua dash was looking at me, but I'm not sure if she was impressed au not. She flies toward me, spots my car, and gets a little nervous. "You saved that bird," she finally says. "Yes i did. We should get it to someone that can take care of this bird." "I know a person," upinde wa mvua Dash replies, "follow me." She starts to fly, and i drive my car folllowing her. I knew she was taking me to see Fluttershy, and i planned to race her back to the house after giving the bird to Fluttershy. We make it to her place, and Fluttershy greets us. "Anything I can help wewe with?" She asks us. "I caught this bird that someone shot. He looks allright but we need to get him fixed up ASAP." Eventually the bird is fine, but he nearly died. After saving the bird, upinde wa mvua Dash, and Fluttershy look at me, and ask, "Who are you?" "I'm Sean The Hedgehog." I tell them. I then go off saying the same stuff I told Pinkie Pie, how I was from a different world, and ended up here. "Just promise wewe won't tell anyone else ok?" They nod in agreement, and just when upinde wa mvua dash is about to fly away, "I wanna race you." I say. "You can't fly though." Dash informs me. "That doesn't mean i can't beat you!" Then i start running towards her house. I wasn't as fast as Sonic, but i could still run fast, up to 430 mph. While i'm running, i see a surprised, and angry upinde wa mvua Dash, she did not want to lose to anything au anyone that couldn't fly. The only way i would lose to her is if i tripped, broke my leg, and then just sat there doing nothing. Either that, au upinde wa mvua Dash would do a sonic rainboom, which was what she was trying to do. She was falling down towards the ground, her eyes filling up with water due to the intense speed, and then it happened. She did a sonic rainboom. She was going so fast that she almost forgot about the race she was losing. a few sekunde later, she got to her house, and couldn't see me anywhere. She then turns around to see me, and yes, I beat the fastest gppony, pony in all of Equestria. "I can't believe this!" she starts shouting, "How did i lose to a guy that was just running?!" "I was just born to run. I like flying, but running is my thing. Good game," I say. upinde wa mvua Dash then calms down, "No one has ever beaten me in a race before, except for one time, when i was stuck on a rock." "Really? Tell me what happened, please" Then upinde wa mvua Dash goes on about how she was racing some birds, a bat, and a kobe, kasa to see which one she would have as a pet. During the race, she caused an avalanche, and a rock hit her wing, and she was stuck there for a while. Then the kobe, kasa showed up, got the rock off her wing, and that she's had the kobe, kasa for a pet ever since. I already knew what happened, because Sonic has a friend named Cream that wants me to watch My Little gppony, pony with her. "Did wewe name it Tank?" I asked. "Yeah, in fact there he is right now," she says pointing at a kobe, kasa with a propeller on it's shell. "That's awesome," I say, then i go on telling her about these two mbwa i had, and all these crazy things they did. inayofuata thing i know, me and upinde wa mvua Dash are in this really long conversation, but all of a sudden I get tired. I then notice that its 10 pm. "Can i spend the night here?" I ask politely. "Yeah, of course wewe can, I gotta go get something though, I'll be right back." I realise she was talking about my car, so i give her the keys, and she goes back to Fluttershy's to get it.

November 1, 2012

The inayofuata morning, I woke up to see upinde wa mvua Dash smiling at me. "Hey," I say to upinde wa mvua dash. "Good morning," she replies, I guess she got over losing to me in a race, which i don't think would be a good idea to remind her. I leave upinde wa mvua Dash's house to go have breakfast then that's when i end up at Sweet apple Acres. I notice Applebloom with her Marafiki Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. They seem impressed with the car i was in, thinking i built it myself. I get out of the car, and thats when they start asking me maswali about the car. When did I build it? How did i build it? The answer is obvious, I didn't build it. At first they seem confused but then they go off again, and run into two fillies that start bullying them. One of them is wearing a crown, and the other has glasses, with a spoon for a cutie mark. "Look it's the three blank flanks!" they start saying, but Applebloom and her Marafiki ignore them. When the two fillies realise they're being ignored, they start getting in a fight. Although they outnumbered there bullies, Applebloom's Marafiki were getting beat up. I couldn't stand it anymore, I had to do something. I ran towards one of the fillies that hit Sweetie Belle, and throw her into the air. She goes far, and lands in a tree. The other filly looks terrified. "Your inayofuata if wewe don't leave them alone!" I say to her. The filly looks at me, then she looks at Sweetie Belle who just got a blackeye from the filly I threw. The other filly looks nervous, and runs off. "You guys ok?" I ask. All three of them nod their head yes, and i take them to Applejack. When i get there a red stallion steps in the way, and is so close that I nearly hit him. "I brought your daughter and her Marafiki over," i tell him. This red stallion was none other then Big Mac. After i finish talking, Big Mac said, "Oh she's my sister, many people think that she's my daughter." I knew Big Mac and Applebloom were brother and sister, but if i alisema that applebloom was his sister, he would give me a wierd look, and think i was spying on him, therefore making him think I'm the one that beat up his sister. Big Mac then notices Sweetie Belle's black eye, "Who did this to you?" he then asks. "It was the filly that keeps making fun of us for not having a cutie mark." she answers. I explained to Big Mac how i was there when the fight started, and that the filly who bothered Applebloom and her Marafiki would no longer be a problem. "Lets get wewe to Applejack," Big Mac finally says. We soon get to a gppony, pony wearing a brown hat, kicking an appletree. "Applejack, I need wewe over hear now," Big Mac shouted. I wasn't sure if the shouting was necessary, but AppleJack didn't mind. What she did mind was that she saw Sweetie Belle's black eye, and noticed me. "I know what you're thinking, and I didn't do it," i tell her. "Then how did y'all know what ah was thinking about?" she asked very angrily. "How about we get something for your sister's friend's black eye, and I tell wewe what happened? I can also help with these trees if wewe want." applejack accepts my help, and tells Big Mac to get the kids inside the ghalani While Big Mac does this, I explain to applejack what happened. "I don't know who they were, but i do know they really hate Applebloom," i say. applejack still looks like she doesn't believe me. Why doesn't she believe me? I have no goddamn clue. Then she finally starts to speak, I'm not sure if she was about to tell me to leave, but then she says, "allright. I'm glad for what wewe did. Those two have been bothering Applebloom and her Marafiki for a long time." Eventually we finish our work, and go inside the ghalani for some breakfast. It was really delicious, mostly because it was apple pie, and apple cider. After finishing our breakfast we go outside and enjoy the nice warm sunny day. Back at Mobius however, "What do wewe mean he's no longer here?!" Robotnik asks. He was shouting at a bunch of nazi soldiers he somehow acquired after time traveling into the holocoust. "We saw him drive around, and then he disapeared," the nazis replied. "Did he use Chaos Control?" Robotnik asked. One of the nazis then shouts out "We have no clue!" Robotnik then gets very angry and shouts, "How could wewe have no fucking clue?!!?" Robotnik is now furious and begins to shout "IF HE HAS A CHAOS zumaridi, zamaradi IN HIS HAND THAT MEANS HE USED CHAOS CONTROL!!" "We didn't see him carry a chaos emerald. We will try to find possible places on where he could be." they soon say. "You better," robotnik replies, "because if wewe don't i will kill you! Hiel Robotnik!" The nazis soon reply "Hiel Robotnik! We will find Sean the Hedgehog if it's the last thing we do."
After breakfast I drive out of Sweet apple acres. I planned to go check out Canterlot, perhaps stay there for a few hours, and go check out the train station. Mobius never had trains because we didn't need them. I planned on changing that, and maybe having my own private rail line. I would let some people on if i wanted, but if I didn't know who a person was that wanted to get on my train line, they would be dead. As I think about trains my car runs out of gas. It was a good thing I came prepared, having 3 canisters of gasoline in the trunk, because there were no gas stations in Equestria. If I ran out of gas, I could try and make my car solar powered, au electric. Something that didn't use gas. While filling the car up, I get a hunch that someone is watching me. I look around and see a white unicorn with a purple mane. I forget who it is, but once she speaks I ultimately remember. It was Rarity, "Are wewe Sean the Hedgehog?" she asks with a british accent. "Yes. I suppose wewe have something to tell me," I tell her. "I want to thank wewe for saving my sister Sweetie Belle. I don't know what I would do without her," Rarity exclaims. Once she finished talking I soon say, "I don't see why people would bully Sweetie Belle. She seems nice." Rarity then mumbles about applejack taking her to rodeos. As I finish putting gas in my car, I then ask, "who are those two that bully Sweetie Belle and her friends? I know one wears a crown like she's some queen, and the other wears glasses, and has some spoon for a cutie mark." Rarity had no idea who the one with the crown was, but she knew the other one, Silver Spoon. "Do wewe want to come inside?" Rarity asks. I soon find out that I ended up in front of Rarity's house. Sweetie Belle was still with her friends, but how did she tell Rarity? Unless someone was watching me I didn't know. Eventually I'm in Rarity's house, and we have a drink while working on dresses. Usually I don't work on clothing, especially girl clothing, but I didn't want to be rude to my host. Besides she liked my ideas, one of the dresses we made were red and blue. After finishing, we talk about what muziki we liked and about a few ponies. When we were about to talk about that filly we didn't know (Queen Asshole), she barged in with Silver Spoon, and Twilight Sparkle kwa her side (Twilight had Spike with her). "YOU!" Silver spoon shouts pointing at me, "You could have killed me after what wewe did!" I get ready to make the burn, "Maybe if wewe weren't being an arrogant bitch, kahaba I wouldn't have thrown wewe into a tree." I soon run out of the house at 200 mph, pushing Twilight out of my way. After getting back up Twilight looked At Rarity with rage, "Who was that guy?" she asked. Before Rarity could answer Queen Asshole, and her "gang" they heard my car start up, and as they turned around they saw me drive off. The four of them soon dash off into a hot air balloon to pursue me. As I drive away I think about what to do with the three ponies, and dragon (good thing it was a baby dragon) behind me. I had three choices of weaponry, a machine gun, a .44 magnum, and a mini uzi. The machine gun was pointed at the back window, so if anyone broke it, I could use the machine gun to moto out of it. One downside was that I had to look through a mirror to see what I was firing at. I grabbed the magnum, rolled down the window, and shot at the balloon. They went down, but not kwa much. Pretty soon Spike is uandishi a letter for Twilight to Princess Celestia, maybe it was to call for reinforcements. I didn't want to do this, but I had to kill Spike. Regrettingly, I shoot him in the head, just before he sent the letter. Twilight then starts to moto back three times, she only broke one of the brake lights. Then she tried to land on juu of my car. As she does this I notice Trixie in a magic show, and steer to the right before hitting her. The basket on the hot air balloon however hit her in the head, and knocked her out cold. After that I freak out because in front of me, was Princess Celestia, with an army of pegasus ponies with guns. They were all wearing dhahabu armor, and Celestia was set to kill me with her horn. I try to steer out of the way, but it was too late. The blast from their attack made my car spin out of control. inayofuata thing I know, it's on fire. I grab what I can, ammo, guns, chaos zumaridi, zamaradi and run to cover. When I get to cover I see the hot air balloon land kwa me, with the passengers very furious, and thats what I start shooting at. I didn't have to shoot them, but I did. There laying behind me while I was shooting at Princess Celestia's army were Twilight Sparkle, Queen Asshole, and Silver Spoon. All three of them were dead. The shooting stops for a while, and there is a long silence. "What made wewe think wewe could come here and do whatever wewe want?" Celestia finally asks. "Didn't wewe know I was watching wewe while wewe were here?" "You saw everything?" I ask terrified. "Everything. I saw wewe onyesha up in your car, I saw wewe race upinde wa mvua Dash, and I saw wewe throw a filly! Not only did wewe throw this filly, but wewe also killed her, along with one of my students." Celestia keeps talking about what she saw me do, and why some of those things were wrong. That's when I go mad. I couldn't stand it! I came here, to hide from a bad guy, and suddenly I became one. If I was the bad guy, I might as well kill Princess Celestia, and that's what I did. As soon as I did that, I grabbed the chaos emerald, and used chaos control. "Well, I'm back to being terrible at chaos control." I alisema to myself, for I ended up on juu of the white house. "At least wewe know what you're doing." I hear someone say. I look back, and somehow upinde wa mvua Dash is with me. "Dash?" I asked surprised. "Why did wewe have to kill Twilight?" upinde wa mvua Dash asks me. She looks like she is about to cry, and I don't blame her. "I'll explain everything but first lets get back to my world, then I'll get wewe back to Equestria." upinde wa mvua Dash agrees, and we get back to Mobius. We sit in a cave and I tell her everything that happened after leaving her cloudhouse. Meanwhile, Robotnik was at his headquarters looking at possible places I dissapeared to. When suddenly, "Sir! We found Sean the hedgehog in a cave with a blue horse." It was Snively, Robotnik's nephew. "Lead me to him," Robotnik demands, "and remember. We want. Him. Alive." They soon head off, and... Let's get back to me and upinde wa mvua Dash shall we? Before we head off, I soon see something, "Rainbow," I start saying, " I've gone to your house, how would wewe like to go to mine?" Ok was the response I get from her. "Here we go," I shout, and we make a break to my house away from Robotnik's army. Once we get inside i explain to upinde wa mvua Dash about the house. It wasn't really mine, it belonged to my cousin. "Alright now get me back to Equestria," She says impatiently. "Sean? What are wewe doing back here?" Sonic asks with Tails and Amy beside him. Basically Tails is a fox, mbweha with two tails, and Amy is a pink hedgehog with a red dress. "I had to come back here. Robotnik is inaonyesha up and we need to get upinde wa mvua Dash back to Equestria." After saying that to Sonic I hand him the emerald. He uses chaos control, and were off. As Robotnik shows up he spots us with chaos control. "YOU IDIOTS!" Robotnik shouted at his army of robots, and of course the nazis. Snively was there to, "why didn't wewe shoot them?!" He asks. Suddenly a buzz comes from Snively's pocket. "Sir," Snively says to Robotnik, "It says they ended up in a place called Equestria." "Well then," Robotnik says, "we'll just follow them." He grabs his chaos zumaridi, zamaradi and gets his army around him. "Chaos Control!" Robotnik shouts, and they're gone. Once they onyesha up they look confused. Robotnik is confused along with some anger, "What is this place? Everyone here is a pony!" Soon they see Pinkie Pie, who doesn't know what she is about to get herself into. "Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie. Who are wewe guys?"

I let upinde wa mvua Dash go, but with me, Sonic, Tails, and Amy was Rarity. "It's great to meet wewe three," Rarity alisema once she met us. "Great to meet wewe to," Sonic replied. Tails and Amy alisema the same as we walked towards the remains of my car. "Wow," Rarity exclaimed, as she saw the burnt muscle car in front of her. "Please fix it," I alisema sadly, "I can't leave without it." If she couldn't fix it, I didn't know what I would do. "I'll try," alisema Rarity. Her unicorn horn lit up, as she tried to cast a spell on fixing my car, and some things inside it. Rarity tried hard, her eyes closed shut, sweat was coming down her head, but soon it was over. The corvette was fixed. "I also made some upgrades during the spell," Rarity announced. "Thank wewe Rarity," I said, "I don't know how to thank you," and before Rarity could reply, upinde wa mvua Dash came back. "Sean, wewe gotta help me," she alisema looking worried. "What's the matter?" I asked. "A guy with these robots kidnapped Pinkie Pie," upinde wa mvua Dash said. "Robotnik" Sonic automatically says. "Let's not panic," Rarity alisema about to panic. "I've got a plan," I soon say. Five dakika later, I finish going over the plan with my friends. "Sounds good," upinde wa mvua Dash said. "and take these," I tell her handing her two mini uzi's. She gives me the 20% baridi face, says this is so awesome, and takes them. We soon head off to where Pinkie Pie was taken, Princess Celestia's castle. Since I killed Celestia, the ngome has been vacant, until Robotnik's army took over. When we get in we soon get a welcoming comitee. "halt!" shouts a badnik, guarding the entrance. Sonic jumps on him, and we go into the castle. We soon here someone shouting for help, then getting told to shut up, au she would be dead. We found what we were looking for. Tails shot the enemy protecting the cell with our friend stuck inside. "We got to get her out." Rarity informed us. "You might want to stand back," I tell Pinkie. As she gets back, I ngumi, punch the bars, and Pinkie is able to be free. As she gets out of her cell Pinkie goes towards my cousin, and his Marafiki and says, "Hi I'm Pink.." "We don't have time for that," upinde wa mvua Dash interrupts. "Yes. We need to kill Robotnik, and save Equestria." I say. "Speaking of Robotnik where is he?" Sonic asks. "He went with his entire army to take over everything." Pinkie alisema sadly. "Don't worry," I alisema reassuring Pinkie, "We'll save this place." During our tafuta for Robotnik, we find nearly every gppony, pony that lived in Ponyville, carrying weapons of sorts. "I guess wewe want to jiunge us to stop Robotnik?" I ask stupidly. "Yes," Donut Joe replied. Much of the unicorns were using magic to give all the ponies guns, somewhat like mine. "Allright," I start to say, "We've got our army, where is the enemy?" "Right here," Robotnik says flying in I don't know what it is, but I don't give a shit. "You've got a lot of nerve trying to attack this place," I shout at Robotnik. "Why are wewe protecting it?" He soon asks. "These ponies have done stuff for me, I'm going to do something for them." I say, I get very angry, as Robotnik tries to turn everyone against me, but it doesn't work. Robotnik realizes this and shouts at his army of badniks, and nazis (some of the nazis are mechanics) saying "Hiel Robotnik! Equestria will be ours!" "I doubt that," I start to say, then I find myself shouting, "Everyone!" I shout, "ATTACK!" This was it, the fight for Equestria was on.

Half a dakika after the war started, everyone on both sides stopped fighting. For during the battle, someone used chaos control. It was not a person fighting against his opponent, it was someone that just showed up in a yellow charger. In the car was a black hedgehog that had white fuzz on his chest. "Shadow," Robotnik yelled, "What took wewe so long?" The hedgehog did not get out of his car, and all he alisema was, "We gonna bitch, kahaba and moan, au kill people?" With that, he drove towards Pinkie Pie and nearly hit her. "I'm going after him" I alisema climibing into my car, to chase after Shadow. Both of our cars were from 1969, but Shadows was faster then mine, kwa two miles. We both pull out pistols, only mine is a revolver, and Shadow's is a Desert Eagle. We don't put the windows down, we just shoot each other. Meanwhile upinde wa mvua Dash, and Fluttershy were with Rarity. They had to bring Twilight Sparkle back to life in order to use the elements of harmony, and defeat Robotnik's army. "Get to it," upinde wa mvua Dash demanded. While Rarity was casting the spell, a bullet flew by, just missing upinde wa mvua Dash's head. "More nazis, cast that spell!" this time Fluttershy was talking. As her two pegasus Marafiki helped fight enemies away from her Rarity worked hard casting the spell to bring Twilight back from the dead. It was a tough job, and sweat was going down Rarity's head again. At last the spell was complete, and Twilight came back to life, "What happened?" she asked. Then she noticed Fluttershy and upinde wa mvua Dash carrying guns. "What are they carrying?!" Twilight asked freaking out. "That's not important," Rarity explained, "A man is trying to take Equestria from us-" "And we need the elements of Harmony to defeat him." interrupted Twilight. "Let's get this over with!" upinde wa mvua Dash alisema after killing all the enemies that were there. "How long do we have to do this?" applejack complained. "Long enough for the others to find the elements of harmony." Pinkie said. After telling applejack this Robotnik soon left. He overheard Pinkie Pie telling applejack about the element of harmony. "Where the fuck is he going?" Sonic asked chasing after Robotnik. During the process he killed a few badniks, and punched a nazi in the face. I was still chasing Shadow when he pulled out a chaos emerald, he was going to use chaos control, so I shot it before he could use it. "YOU DOUCHEBAG!!" he shouted, "LOOK WHAT wewe DID!!" "Oh wow, I'm sorry," I replied sarcastically. After that he rammed my car, and I did the same. We kept on hitting each others cars when we saw the railroad crossing in front of us. There was a train about to kuvuka, msalaba the tracks, and I had a chaos emerald. I could push Shadow's car into the train, and use chaos control, and that's what I did. As I escaped from the fiery inferno caused kwa Shadow's car being hit kwa a train Shadow was shouting out his last before his death, "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!" When I get back to the battlefield, I accidentally turned the radio on, and A view to A kill kwa Duran Duran starts playing at high volume. Every gppony, pony was fighting off Robotnik's army until the elements of harmony were found. I decided to get back in the battle, kwa running over some enemies, and shooting at others I missed. Meanwhile applejack jumped on a badnik that attacked Big Mack. "You allright?" She asked her big brother. Big Macintosh replied with his trademark "Eeyup." Then he kicked a nazi behind him, while Pinkie blew his brains out. "Oh no, I'm out of ammo." Pinkie said, but she threw her Desert Eagle at another nazi, grabbed an MP40 from the one she killed, and blew the brains out of that nazi. "They have to be here somewhere." Twilight shouted, trying to find the elements with Rarity. upinde wa mvua Dash and Fluttershy were watching guard. "How come wewe have two guns?" asked Fluttershy. "How come wewe have a big gun?" upinde wa mvua Dash asked pointing at the Thompson her yellow friend was carrying. While they were switching weapons, they noticed Robotnik heading towards them. "I've got wewe now!" Robotnik said, "I've got you!" Sonic alisema pushing Robotnik so that he missed the ponies he was shooting at. "You goddamn rodent!" he shouted "You made me miss!" Sonic just stared and said, "That was the plan." With Robotnik focused on the elements of harmony, he saw Twilight and Rarity carrying the box that contained the six magic weapons. "Give them to me!" Robotnik shouted as he flew past upinde wa mvua Dash, and Fluttershy pushing them out of his way. The two pegasus ponies got back up, and started shooting at the man with the machungwa, chungwa mustache.
Activating his shield, Robotnik laughed and gave the four ponies, plus a blue hedgehog the finger. "Now," Robotnik alisema smiling, "About those elements of harmony. I'll be taking them. So fuck you." "Fuck you!" upinde wa mvua Dash shouted, and with one mighty kick she deactivated the shield. Robotnik still got the elements, and flew away. Sonic jumped and grabbed them back, while kicking Robotnik out of his flying machine. Robotnik shouted, and fell to the ground. He was still alive, but he was injured badly. "I'll deal with Robuttnik, wewe get the elements of harmony to the others." Sonic said. With the four ponies leaving to find their Marafiki Sonic walked towards his bald headed foe. Then he did a spindash slicing Robotnik in half. "So long RobotDick." alisema the bloody Sonic. Twilight was running towards the ponies that were fighting off Robotnik's army. Once they got back I was confused about something. "Where did Sonic go?" I ask. "He just killed Robotnik, it was pretty bloody." upinde wa mvua Dash said. I gave my thanks, and drove off to find my cousin. "Pinkie, Applejack. Come here." Twilight ordered. As the two ponies arrived upinde wa mvua Dash was killing several nazis. Twilight gave her Marafiki the elements and things were going as planned. The six Marafiki stared, and smiled at there enemies with their eyes glowing. Then, every badnik, and nazi was dead. When I found Sonic he was still staring at the guy he just killed. "Hey," i said. Sonic replied saying the same thing I said. "I know it might be hard for you." I said, "but trust me. wewe did well. The ponies used the elements of harmony, and everything is over." We get into the car and drive back to our friends, having just ended the war after one battle. When we onyesha up, I notice Princess Celestia, the mighty Alicorn i killed for standing up to the fillies I killed, because they were bullying someone. I then notice they were back to life as well. We stop, and i get out of the car, "I thought I killed you." I alisema nervously. "You did," Celestia responded, "but the elements of Harmony brought me, and these two fillies back to life." "Who are wewe anyway?" I ask the filly. "I'm Diamond Tiara, who do wewe think I am?" She asked, with her usual annoying voice. "A queen," I responded, then I started laughing. Rarity laughs with me while Diamond Tiara stares at me. "Whats so funny?" she asked, not knowing of the nickname she was given. "Nothing. I have to go." I alisema as Tails, and Amy get on the car with Sonic holding a chaos emerald. "Chaos Control." Sonic shouts, and we leave. One week later, upinde wa mvua Dash was standing kwa Princess Celestia's ngome where the Equestria war took place. As she stares remembering the intense battle a horn goes off twice. After that, she hears someone calling her name, and shouting Rainbow! I'm back. As she looks behind herself she sees a grey hedgehog driving a 1969 corvette. Do wewe know any other grey hedgehogs driving a corvette? "Sean! You're back," upinde wa mvua Dash alisema excitedly. "Of course, I promised Pinkie I would visit her once a week. She didn't believe me so I made a pinkie promise to keep my promise." upinde wa mvua Dash and I soon start to laugh. "How about another race?" Dash asked. "Last one to sugarcube is buying a cake." I said, and the race began. At first upinde wa mvua Dash was in the lead, mostly because I was racing her in my car. When we got closer, I shifted into juu gear and took the lead, then we soon went up a hill. I look in the mirror, and see upinde wa mvua Dash talking to herself. "The little pegasus that could." I alisema to myself. Once we go downhill Dash took the lead again. We were getting close, but it becomes a tie. "Well," I alisema getting out of my car, "It's a tie. I guess were both buying a cake." We go inside anoieaht98ghioewrjfdjht4wejirj


"SEAN MIGHT HAVE DEFEATED ME, BUT I WILL GET REVENGE! Hahahahahaha!" kintobor said.

Who is Kintobor? I have no fucking idea!
Well, this one has been on the chopping block for a while, and, since its October, and since this anime is kind of a horror anime (Thought, that's debatable) I think now is the best time to talk about the anime, Highschool of the Dead.
Now, this is the first anime that has zombies in it. Now, I upendo anything with zombies, from games, like Left 4 Dead, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and Dead Rising, sinema like Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, and Land of the Dead, and televisheni shows like The Walking Dead........ Okay, so thats the only onyesha I know that has zombies in it. But, when I heard there was...
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Hello everyone and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be looking at the bosses from the game that people say is the greatest game ever made... That would be Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the N64.... Then remade fro Gamecube.... Then remade again for the 3DS.. wewe get the idea. Ocarina of Time is a game that supposedly turned the gaming world on its head. It's pretty good. It had great story, great overworld, and great graphics (At the time). But, what I think makes this game unique are the bosses... Lets take a look at them
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Gohma
Now, this boss is pretty much one...
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upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her kwa thinking she was a ghost. upinde wa mvua Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are wewe dreaming about the time wewe thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope wewe don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure wewe don't get scared.
Rainbow Dash: *Ignores Pinkie, and goes back to...
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Wind: But why do I have to do this
Teacher: Because at the last ballgame, your so called “National Anthem” caused a full scale riot
Wind: Oh, it wasn’t that bad
Teacher: Forty-six people died
Wind: Oh… well that what they get for going to a ballgame
Teacher: Okay, the way I see it, wewe have two options. wewe can either play a game of baseball and win this school a victory, au wewe can spend a siku with Austin over there
Austin: (Draws a penis on the board) HA HA HA HA!
Wind: I’ll play
Teacher: Your damn right wewe will
(That night)
Dave: Hello, Oxford. It is a beautiful siku here at the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run kwa thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 2: To Lease, au not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first siku working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the morning

Pete: Attention everypony! Listen up.
Workers:...
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So, I promised I would read zaidi Alpha and Omega fanfics…… much to my displeasure, so, here is the inayofuata one, known as Jasper Park Mating Season….. Haven’t even read it, and already, I regret my decision.
So, it starts with Kate washing herself… And, before wewe ask, I can’t tell if they are Mbwa mwitu loups au anthropomorphic creatures. I really isn’t explained. Anyway, Lily comes by, and so, they then talk about mating season. Oh, boy, here we go again with this shit. So, after that embarrassing conversation, they songesha to another embarrassing conversation, which is talking about Humphrey’s…....
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(Warning: orodha contains Strong violence and Nudity.... But, this is the anime club, and anime always has that, so wewe guys are okay with that)
You get the picture, lets start.... But, first, rules. Only one anime from a whole series, including its spin-offs, I do not have to watch the anime to include the opening, and my opinion on the opening does not reflect my opinion on the anime itself. I could utterly despise the anime but like the opening. Okay, then, lets start.

50: OP from Panty and stocking, pantyhose with Garterbelt
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49: Sora Mimi Cake from Azumanga Daioh
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48: Shooting nyota from Onegai Teacher...
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Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored kwa a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized glove, glovu weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told wewe if wewe keep falling asleep, their gonna kick wewe outta here"...
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Court Lobby
10:55 a.m. June 16th

Swift: Two entry ways. Thats just perfect
Lilly: But, haven't wewe noticed that jessica has not come into court
Swift: Marcus already alisema she refuses to testify against Lou
Lilly: But, Swift. I feel like she isn't telling me everything. I can't blame her, not wanting to testify in front of Lou
Swift: Well, if wewe think so. I guess we could get her onto the stand. But first, we'll have to cross-examine Leroy first. Once he's done, then we'll songesha on to Jessica *I hope we can*

Courtroom No. 3
11: 00 a.m. June 16th

Judge: Court will now reconvene
Swift: The defense is ready,...
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Video games have a lot of story in them nowadays. Back then, when it was just squares on a TV screen, all wewe did was songesha around and run and shoot… and occasionally jump. Games back then were a lot zaidi simple to follow than today. But that is what makes games of today so awesome. They have tons of plot and story in them, making them zaidi well thought out than games of yesterday. But, no better are a game’s story shown than the plot twist. Those moments when the story is changed in a different direction, surprising the player and keeping them interested. These usually come just to surprise...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Anderson White from Detective Smith
A man who was once a detective, working on the White glove, glovu Case, a large murder case involving the deaths of eleven people, including Smith’s mentor, Detective Osborne, caused kwa the White glove, glovu Killer. He was soon found out to be the White glove, glovu Killer, and the court deemed him as insane and placed him in an asylum. Even though he was found to be the killer, no one would know that he really wasn’t insane at all, and only killed because he loved it, claiming that he truly one in the end against Smith, causing Smith to feel Lost without his mentors help...
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………….. Jesus Christ, people. I mean, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I think we may have found one of the most god awful fanfics ever. Trust me, it’s bad…. It’s really bad… It’s really FUCKING bad! It is an eight chapter Metroid fanfic, known simply as Metroid…. High School….. We haven’t even gotten into the fanfic, and I am already inaonyesha wewe all how this is a mistake.
So, we start off this abomination with the mwandishi telling us that the Big Dance, au rather, the Baig Dance, was in three days, and Ridley decided to ask Samus…. wewe know, Samus? The bounty hunter whose parents...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the mitaani, mtaa with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten kwa parasprites, and now wewe want me to buy wewe a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are wewe in a bad mood? krisimasi is coming soon....
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There are a lot of sinema out there. And a lot of sinema have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from sinema that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my ujumla, jumla thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have...
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Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in sinema that just plain piss me off. So, I present to wewe all my orodha for the juu Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for zaidi than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it au not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, mitaani, mtaa Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the mwaka 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed wewe to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, juu Ten Overrated anime of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets zaidi praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most inayopendelewa anime of all time. I upendo this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...
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Now, if wewe know me, wewe would know that my inayopendelewa game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my sekunde inayopendelewa Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. wewe kinda lack good sidequests. I guess Nintendo used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell wewe all the juu Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give wewe items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...
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hujambo everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb nukuu are "Welcome to Hell World" au "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...
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