Windwakerguy430 Article: Wind and the 90s

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posted by Windwakerguy430

So, everyone seems to think I hate everything today, and that only the things in the 90s were good… wewe all really think that the 90s was all sunshine and handjobs, huh? Not really.

Super Mario Brothers Movie
North
Speed 2
Batman and Robin
Showgirls
Mr. Magoo Movie
Psycho Remake
Fucking Everything about nyota Wars: The Phantom Menace
Alien 3
Biodome
jogoo 2: City of Angels
Ghost Dad
Felix the Cat: The Movie
Bebe’s Kids
The Magic Voyage
Tom and Jerry: The Movie
Mr. Nanny
Good Son
Double Dragon Movie
mitaani, mtaa Fighter: The Movie
Neverending Story III
The inayofuata Karate Kid
The Flintstones Movie
maziwa Money
Congo
Waterworld
Tank Girl
Kazaam
Dunston Checks In
Jack
The Phantom
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Spawn
nyumbani Alone 3
Jungle 2 Jungle
Godzilla
Blues Brothers 2000
3 Ninjas High Noon at Mega Mountain
Chairman of the Board
Baby Geniuses
Inspector Gadget

There, wewe got plenty of cancer to go around. So, for the decade that won…. Nobody. Nobody won. The decades before the 90s was filled with Cold Wars, Great Depressions, and Richard Nixon. So there wewe go, no decade wins. Everybody’s a fucking loser. Stop saying which decade was great, because they all sucked.

deathding and Seanthehedgehog like this

Seanthehedgehog I think the 90's are just plain weird.

deathding You know, Sunshine and Handjobs has got to be one of the best lines you've ever came up with. Good job man..... May the force be with you.

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10 moments from my GTA comedy's, that I thought Wind would enjoy most.

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#1: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:

Michael: Alright Lester.. I'm inside. Why do I need these glasses?

Lester: (voice) For the 20th time.. They have a camera inside them.

Michael: Ahh.. So wewe can take pictures of me shopping for diamonds?

Lester: (voice) No idiot..I need pictures of the security and vents.

Michael: If only we brought a camera, right?

Lester: (voices) We DID bring a camera, stupid.. I just told you.

Michael: I'm confused.

Lester: (voice is getting angrier) There's a camera on your fuckin glasses, Michael!

Michael: And why would I need a camera on my glasses?

Lester: (voice) Just tell...

Bad Video Game Voice Acting: Zone of the Enders (Gameboy)

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Clockworks Part 1

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Walter: (Sleeping at his desk)
Carl: (Slams his hand on the desk) Hey, Walter
Walter: (Wakes up quickly) Oh…. hey, Carl
Carl: So, the promotion is coming up soon. I bet you’re looking mbele to that
Walter: Yeah, I sure am. Can’t wait for that promotion
Carl: I bet wewe can’t (Chuckles)

Phillip: (Looking in the mirror) wewe are better than what wewe are. wewe are better than this, man. wewe don’t need that weed to keep wewe calm. wewe are better than any-
Guard: (Bangs nightstick on the cell bars) Shut up in there, pothead. No talking! I have a hangover!
Phillip: Oh, sorry (Whispers in the mirror)...

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Wind's Angry Adventure - The Field Trip

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Wind: (Sitting at his desk)
Hannah: (Slams hand on desk) Wind
Wind: What do wewe want now, Hannah
Hannah: The teachers are taking a group of students to a field trip to Washington, and the student faculty is going to be watching over the school while they are gone
Wind: So why are wewe telling me this
Hannah: Because we need someone as psychotic and an intent to kill such as yourself that would be perfect to keep order around here
Wind: Nah. As much as I upendo power, if my power means I am helping you, I will not. Because I fucking hate you
Hannah: If wewe do it, I will buy wewe lunch all of inayofuata week
Wind:...

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juu Ten Forest Levels in Video Games - #8 - Click Clock Wood from Banjo Kazooie

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juu Ten Opening Levels in Video Games - #2 - Kokiri Forest from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

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What's Your Take - makala 186 - Crud! The End of Pokemon

posted by Windwakerguy430

Congratulations, Pokemon, you’re right up there with My Little gppony, pony and Sonic the Hedgehog with having the worst possible fanfics imaginable. I don’t blame you, Pokemon. I blame the writers of the fucking awful fanfics. I mean what the fuck. Who thought THIS thing would be a good idea. Well, the fanfic that made Pokemon have a bad fanfiction chanzo is none other than Pudge! The End of Pokemon. After kusoma this, it feels like it.
So, it starts with our character, Pudge, telling us that he is a ten mwaka old assassin. Okay, we are literally two sentences in, and this fanfic already sucks...

Windwakerguy430's juu Ten Video Game Myths

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Now, we all know those myths, about some pretty interesting stories, that, are not proven to be true, and are just a mysteries for a long time. So, just like urban legends, even games have myths. So, I will talk about the most maarufu myths in this list. Hope wewe enjoy.

Revive Aeris

#10: Revive Aeris - (WARNING: This entry contains spoilers from Final ndoto VII... Even though the internet has spoiled it time and time again.... but still) Now, I am going to be honest to wewe Final ndoto VII players.... I did not get sad at Aeris's death. She was not interesting enough, and she was kinda...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday Of Stories Episode 38 Part 2

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Tom & Snow Wonder: *Dancing*
Saten Twist: *Sitting at the bar, drinking a beer*
Wayne: Will wewe do something instead of being bored?
Saten Twist: No.
Mr. Nut: Welcome back everyone. I'm Mr. Nut from The Nut House, and we will begin On The Block, and The Nut House right now. Enjoy the sekunde half of our show.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think...

Windwakerguy430's juu 100 Animated Shows Part 5

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#60: Tom and Jerry

Ah, here it is. We have finally reached one of the classic cartoons of the early years of animation. Now, Tom and Jerry is a very simple show. It is about a cat and a mouse, who are always trying to kill each other so they can benefit, and they end up hurting themselves in humorous ways. And that is where the comedy for the onyesha comes from. It comes from all the wacky and odd ways they get hurt. Whatever happens, they will always hurt each other in a funny way, and then shrug it off like it was nothing. And there is also the insane amounts of places they are at. At a...