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Point and Click horror games were always a inayopendelewa of mine. Sure, the gameplay is HORRIBLY limited, but they always managed to tell such interesting stories and have some creepy and disturbing monsters and images. Games like Sanitarium, Darkseed, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (NOT FUCKING FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S) were all vipendwa of mine. However, the game that started the point and click horror craze and launched horror games into the mainstream was a little SNES game, that was so disturbing and violent that it never got released in America until a few years later. That game we now know as Clock Tower.



The game follows a young orphan named Jennifer who is adopted kwa a man kwa the name of Mr. Barrows. They are taken to his mansion kwa a woman known as Miss Mary, who leaves Jennifer and her three friends, Laura, Anne, and Lotte, in the mansion to find Mr. Barrows. However, oce Jennifer leaves the room, the game suddenly becomes scary. So, throughout the game, wewe need to go around the mansion, saving as much of your Marafiki as possible while solving puzzles. Your Marafiki will start to turn up dead all around you, and wewe need to try and find a way out. Sadly, there’s just one problem with this game… wewe songesha SO SLOW! No joke, I Think Jennifer may be a contestant for the slowest video game character ever. She walks at a snail's pace, so it’s good to know that there is a run button, because if not, then this game may never end. Now, I know I’ve been stalling long enough of what the game's main enemy is. So, here we go… The Scissor Man



The Scissorman, also known as Bobby Barrows, is a small, wrinkled man with large scissors that chases Jennifer around the mansion and kills one au two of Jennifer’s Marafiki if you’re not careful. The Scissorman will follows wewe and the best thing wewe can do is hide from him, as he is not able to be attacked. In fact, I think the Scissorman started the whole trend of horror game monsters that chase wewe and are indestructible. Think about it, there’s Nemesis from Resident Evil 3, Lisa Trevor from Resident Evil: Remake, Pyramid Head from Silent kilima 2, The Hunter from Dead Space, the Xenomorph from Alien: Isolation, and yes, the animatronics from (Ugh) Five Nights at Freddy’s. I think Scissorman started that trend, and here… Yeah, it’s still fucking scary. And then.. There’s the story of the game. Also spoilers from Clock Tower. I’m sure it won’t matter, since this was a Japanese SNES game that never got released and no one cares anymore… But spoilers anyway.



So, as it turns out, Miss Mary is actually working with the Barrows in an attempt to murder the girls to the two Barrows children, Bobby and Dan (We’ll get to the other one soon). If wewe run into Mary without figuring this out, she’ll drug wewe and lock wewe in a cage with Mr. Barrows, who's become a psychotic cannibal. You’ll need to find some ham before this happens and feed it to him, au wewe might as well kill yourself. Also, while I’m on the subject, be careful not to screw up, because death in this game means wewe need to go back to the beginning, so you’d better not screw up. Anyway, there is a way to avoid being drugged kwa Miss Mary. The only way to do so is to find the corpse of Jennifer’s father in a secret cell. As it turns out, he had come here to help with the birth of the Barrows children, and when he saw that they were evil demons, he was left to die in the cell… That’s the only thing I don’t get. I mean, Jennifer’s father was the one that died and Jennifer happened to be adopted into the same house where her father was… what an incredibly huge coincidence. Once wewe find this out and find Miss Mary, you’ll already know that she’s… A crazy bitch. And then she’ll try to stab you, so you’d best run out. After that, it’s just “Collect this and that and avoid the Scissorman”. Once you’ve found all the necessary items, a door to the Catacombs underneath the mansion will open, and here… Here is where you’ll meet Dan. Whose Dan? THIS is Dan!



I think I may never eat again, actually. How did this come out of it’s mother- Actually, I don’t want to know. Anyway, wewe lead him back through the Catacombs where wewe lead him to a pool of oil and set him on fire. In the PS1 version of Clock Tower, it shows that it was just a body made of corpses and blood, and the real Dan comes back in the inayofuata Clock Tower game… stupid, I know. So after that disturbing shit, wewe make it to the juu of the Clock Tower, where wewe find that Bobby hates the sound of the clock tower's bells… Not sure why, but he hates them. And then Mary tries to kill you. Depending on what choices you’ve made, either a bird will come and save wewe and you’ll fucking electrocute her to death on a power box. Either way, wewe can save at least one of your friends, au wewe can make it depressing and have no one but Jennifer live (And that’s the canon ending). The other endings are just kinda “You Fucked Up” endings, as I like to call them, because Jennifer dies in them. Weather Scissorman hacks her up in the elevator au wewe leave in a car and Scissorman is right behind you. However, if wewe find your Marafiki dead and leave in the car, it will say that Jennifer went back to the orphanage but was found dead a few days later. Was it suicide? Murder? It doesn’t say. It’s probably the most depressing, but the ambiguity makes it my inayopendelewa one.



So yeah. Clock Tower for SNES. It was a very simple and hard to play game due to the slow movement and the one life only mechanic, but it was still a unique and interesting horror game for the time. And I’ll definitely say this. It was sure as hell better than the later Clock Tower games we got afterward. I mean… What the hell were those games? But, at least Clock Tower for the SNES will have a part in horror game history, and that’s enough to make it a game worth checking out… au watching some bila mpangilio Youtuber freak out over. Take care.

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Sean: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Laughing*
Jerry: *Laughing*
Mike: *Stops inayofuata to his friends* Heeey. What's with the laughter?
Sean: Listen to the music.
Mike: Ah. *Laughing*
Jerry: We oughta do something like that. Think of how famous we could become.
Shayne: We could, but let's focus on hosting the very last episode of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Sean: This is the last one?
Shayne: Yeah. Let's give the audience one hell of a show. We'll feature an episode of Trainz, and Johnny Lightning, then onyesha off The Seven Ups.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place...
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Now, what is one of the most laughably bad fanfics I have ever read in my entire life. Well, I think that that fanfic would be the creepypasta known as Mad for McDonalds.
Now, this story starts with a man who goes to a local McDonalds and starts eating. However, he just keeps eating, to the point where he becomes addicted to it. So addicted to where he goes there all the time, just eating Big Macs and stuff like that. Soon, his family keeps him from going back, so he gets angry and, for some reason, dresses up as Ronald McDonald and sneaks off to eat zaidi at McDonalds only to become a great big fat fuck.
And that's about it. Like I said, this creepypasta, while not even being all that creepy, but is just so bad, that it is so hilarious. But, hey, that's only my opinion. Whats Your Take
posted by Windwakerguy430
Here is the first juu ten of the mwezi of October, everyone. And today, let’s liven it up with the total opposite: the living dead. Zombies were not that maarufu back in the early stages of film. Sure, wewe had The Mummy and Frankenstein, but nothing crazy like we have today. Then George A. Romero launched them into the mainstream that we known them for today. Nowadays, there everywhere, from horror movies, to practically comedies. We’re in no short supply of these kinds of movies, let me tell you. So, to make this orodha a bit zaidi interesting, while I will be putting zombies on this list,...
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Now, what has to be one of the most insulting moments in anime history. Maybe its poor english voice acting, pathetic censorship, au maybe its the god awful theme songs they add. But, what if they took all those awful things and put them together. Well, thats 4Kids for you.
Now, 4Kids was a channel that was to host anime for kids. Sadly, most of the shows were pretty violent, especially One Piece. So, instead of just putting them for a zaidi mature audience. They censored out EVERYTHING!!! Literally, everything. All the blood and death was gone, pistols and rifles were turned into hammers or...
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Fast motion scene

Ralphie: *Running with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Scut, and Grover: *ChasingRalphie, and his friends*
Randy: *Chasing Scut, and Grover* Come on wewe guys, wait up.

At school.

Students: *Handing in themes to Miss. Shields*
Ralphie: *Places his theme on Ms. Shields desk*

I knew I was handing Ms. Shields a masterpeice. Maybe Ms. Shields would be so thrilled with my assignment, that she would excuse me from theme uandishi for the rest of my life.

Fantasy time!

Ms. Shields: *Wearing red coat, with black hat that has two long black feathers on it* Look at these themes! Lousy!...
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Cody: (Walking with James) Wait, how can wewe understand what that Egyptian stuff says in History class
James: Simple. It’s like a little picture book. The pictures spell out “the falcon, kozi got stepped on kwa the brown bird and put the watermelon, tikiti maji into a bowl and sent it down the river to give it to the spinny thing”
Kids: Hey, wewe two
Cody: Oh… hello, little guys
Kid: What do wewe think you’re doing on our turf (A bunch of little kids appear behind him)
James: This is just a school parking lot
Kid: This is the turf for my gang, the Scorpions
Cody: Look, what’s your name
Kid: It’s Snake
Cody:...
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Welcome everyone to another Halloween-oriented list. This week, we will be looking at the walking dead, au undead if wewe will, zombies. Zombies are very dangerous creatures. Sure, they are slow and not very bright, but they are dangerous in packs, as one bite could infect anyone, causing an outbreak in just a couple of hours. So, with that said, it’s no doubt that zombies have gotten extremely maarufu in our generation. They’re like ghosts of the eighties, au aliens of the first time sinema came out. So, with that said, let us look at the ten greatest zombies in my opinion. First off, only...
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Oh... my... fucking... god... Sparking Tickle. That's all I can say.
Now, this is a crossover fanfiction about Iron Man and Astro Boy. I have seen both of these and I enjoyed both of these. So, with that, we get this god awful fanfic. It starts with Astro Boy visiting Tony Stark, kwa the way, if wewe watched the Iron Man movies, you'd know that Tony Stark is Iron Man. Anyway, Tony shows Astro Boy gay porn, because he wants to do what all bad fanfics have done before. I'll let wewe think of what it is.
So, once that is done, Tony proceeds to suck on Astro Boy's penis. And let me remind wewe that...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to the first siku of the 12 Days of Christmassacre. From this siku until Christmas, for over twelve days, I will be talking about krisimasi movies. But, I won’t just be talking about krisimasi movies. Oh, no, no, no. I’m going to be talking about krisimasi horror sinema (Because why else would it be a Corner of Horror review?). So, with all that out of the way, why don’t we start this orodha off with the most well known krisimasi horror movie. And that movie is Black Christmas.



Black krisimasi is a 1974 horror movie, from our Marafiki all the way in Canada....
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Okay, some of these aren't even funny, but I think you'll still like them.
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I never been very good at giving pproper discriptions, au fillimg moods. So apologises in advance..

Rick finally awoke from his coma, only to realize he must of been there for a long Tom now, the place was empty, and all the doors were blocked up.

Rick saw something trying to get into the window, it was clearly a female zombie, though Rick didn't know of that yet.

It looked aweful, and smelled even worse. And kept groaning.

"My god... She's so drunk" Rick laughed.

"Hey love. How much wewe have last night?" Rick mocked the groaning zombie.

Rick decided to keep exploring the hospital.

Rick ended up opening...
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Hey, everyone, welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. So, after having been on this website for four years, I can safely say that, I have matured. A lot. Mentally, anyway. There was a time where I couldn’t handle a small opinion without have a fucking hissy fit like a baby suffering from the most violent case of autism you’ve ever seen. There were times when I couldn’t even do criticism right. Hell, I think I may have ruined the word “criticism” for a few people who knew me on this website. So, for the fourth anniversary of my arrival on this website, I’m not gonna celebrate with...
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Hello, and welcome to the Third siku of Christmassacre. And today, we got something extra special for wewe all. We all know that Black krisimasi was a great and subtle slasher film. And we all known nothing about Elves other than it’s bad and it’s hilarious because it’s awful. But, if we were to merge the two together, getting a slasher movie that has so bad, it’s good concepts and is a hilarious mess…. Silent Night, Deadly Night. Let’s get into this wonderful, wonderful mess.



So, this movie was released to the world in the good old mwaka of 1984. Ronald Reagan was in office,...
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Halloween was a pretty good movie… And then it made a bunch of crappy sequels. I could talk about how I hate all of them equally, but I want to focus on the one that was an immediate sequel to the first one, the sekunde movie in the franchise. So, how could what was alisema to be one of the greatest slasher sinema of all time manage to get worse and worse with time… Well, why don’t we look into it and find out?



First off, I would like to point out one thing. The director of the first movie was John Carpenter. However, he was then changed to producer, and Halloween 2 was directed kwa Rick...
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Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed kwa the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.



Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
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Johnny: *Running on a rooftop*
Parker: *Running with Gordon* Get him!!
Sean: Why is that guy being chased?
Jeff: I don't know.
Johnny: *Hiding, watching Parker and Gordon run in the other direction* Finally, they're gone. They want me dead because I'm tonight's host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. There are two films we have for you.

8:00 PM - Con Mane: Golden Iris

8:30 PM - Six Shooters 5

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope...
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