Song: link
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl!!
Applejack: *Shaking the camera* We're back!!!!!!!!
James: Yeesh! Calm down.
Nearby, a small building with bathrooms starts to shake up and down.
Tom: Looks like Rarity is getting it on with someone inside there.
Jerry: *Passes kwa with a freight train*
Honey Bee: *Sitting down kwa a tree* Hey. I'm Honey Bee from Ponies On The Rails. Welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your hostess with a great onyesha for you. The schedule is down below.
Part 1 - Now
Ponies On The Rails: TV-MA
Trainz: TV-G
Part 2 - 8:30
On The Block: TV-14
On The Block: TV-14
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
And Feauturing Metal Gloss from DragonAura15
Episode 17
Sending A Letter
December 19, 1952
Hawkeye: Goodnight Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Goodnight Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: *Sits at table* Ah. *grabs pencil, and paper* Dear Father. How are you? It's been a while since I got your last message, and I decided to write back to you. We just got a new worker named Metal Gloss. She's an engineer just like me, and she kind of reminds me of my first krisimasi on the Union Pacific...
December 23, 1947
Pete: Alright everypony it's two days until Christmas. We've gotta work out hardest.
Honey: Why must we get the most amount of passengers, and freight on holidays?
Pete: There's no use in complaining. Get to work.
Hawkeye: Sir?
Pete: What? Oh yeah, you're the new worker. What can I help wewe with?
Hawkeye: What do wewe want me to do?
Pete: Just work in the train yard, that's all.
Hawkeye: Ok. *Walks to train yard*
Percy: *Walks to Hawkeye* hujambo Pierce.
Hawkeye: Hello Percy. What are wewe working on?
Percy: Fixing track as usual. Me, and Jeff have to go into Colorado to repair a mainline.
Hawkeye: Good luck. I have to push freight cars down the hump in a train yard.
Percy: That's not bad.
Hawkeye: Yeah, but I want to drive an actual train on a mainline, and not be in the yards all day.
Percy: You're a new worker. One of these days when you're not new, wewe can drive a train on the mainline.
Hawkeye: *Sighs, and walks away*
Upon arrival at the train yard, Red Rose saw Hawkeye.
Red Rose: Mr. Hawkins?
Hawkeye: Yeah?
Red Rose: My name is Red Rose, I don't think we met before.
Hawkeye: I can't say we have.
Red Rose: Good, because now I can say it's great to meet you.
Hawkeye: *Looks at Red Rose* Yeah *walks to engine*
Red Rose: Wait, *Flies to Hawkeye* wewe know what to do?
Hawkeye: I've done it before, so yes.
Red Rose: Ok. *Flies back to signalbox*
Hawkeye: *Climbs in engine* Here we go again. Same boring job, in the same boring yards. *Shoveling coal*
Red Rose: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: What? I don't have enough steam in this thing! *Pushes lever*
The freight cars moved very slow.
Red Rose: Pierce, go faster.
Hawkeye: I'm trying! *Pushes lever further* Ugh, wheel spin *Pulls lever*
Red Rose: wewe still need to go faster.
Hawkeye: *Sighs* Ok. *shovels zaidi coal*
After shoveling zaidi coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.
Hawkeye: Now this is zaidi like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative brakes* Don't crash, please!!
The chemical car slowly went towards a locomotive, and stopped.
Worker: Ah, thank goodness. For a moment I thought the car was going to expl-
The chemical car explodes
Worker: *Flying in air* AAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!
Red Rose: Well, so much for that pony. Can this siku get any worse?
Pete: *Arrives* Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye: Right here sir.
Pete: Alright. I've got important news. A bunch of gangsters have derailed one of our trains. We need wewe to send a breakdown train there immediately.
Red Rose: Sir, we sold our breakdown train.
Pete: What?! Why?
Red Rose: We're the Union Pacific, these things never happen.
Engineer: *Derails passenger train*
Hawkeye: I'll do my best Pete.
Pete: Good. Now get going, and wait for Jeff. He's a unicorn, so he'll be able to cast a spell on the derailed train, and get it back on the tracks.
Hawkeye: wewe got it.
Hawkeye got in an inspection car, and went to the derailed train. It was on Archer Hill.
Hawkeye: Ok. Where's Jeff?
Percy: *Arrives in another inspection car* Hawkeye, what are wewe doing here?
Hawkeye: Pete sent me. Is there a unicorn named Jeff anywhere?
Jeff: *Next to Percy* That's me.
Hawkeye: Good. Pete sent me to help clear the mess, and he told me to wait for you.
Jeff: Right. Let's get this train back on the tracks.
Jeff, Percy, and Hawkeye continued getting the train back onto the tracks.
Jeff: *Using magic* Almost got it.
Percy: You're doing good.
Hawkeye: *sees three ponies walking towards them* Seems like our work is attracting a crowd.
Percy: *Sees ponies* Those are the ones that derailed this train.
Gangsters: *grab guns*
Hawkeye: They got guns!
Gangsters: *Shooting near Percy*
Percy: Get the revolver under your seat.
Hawkeye: There's a revolver under here? What kind of a railroad is this? *Grabs revolver*
Percy: Just do it.
Hawkeye: *Shoots three gangsters*
Jeff: *Gets entire train back on tracks*
Hawkeye: We did it.
Percy: wewe were great shooting those gangsters. wewe had a hawkeye when it came to shooting them.
Hawkeye: Hawkeye, hm? That should be my nickname.
Percy: wewe got it Pierce. I'll go tell Pete right away.
When they return to Cheyenne
Pete: Well Pierce, Percy tells me wewe saved him, and Jeff from those gangsters that derailed the train.
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
Pete: He also tells me that wewe wanted your nickname to be Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Pete: Well, congratulations Hawkeye. Tomorrow, wewe get to drive a passenger train to Los Pegasus.
Hawkeye: Thank wewe sir.
Pete: And wewe can just call me Pete.
Hawkeye: Thank wewe Pete.
December 20, 1952
I got my krisimasi wish. I wanted to drive a train on the mainline, and that's what I got to do.
Signed, Hawkeye.
When Hawkeye finished his letter, Metal Gloss arrived.
Metal Gloss: Pierce, it's time to go home.
Hawkeye: Ok. Thank wewe for telling me. Let's go.
The End
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
Another letter gets written.
Song: link
Honey Bee: *Dancing to the music*
Orion: *Driving a car on the train tracks with a sword sticking out of the front window* It's time to stop the talking trains!
Duck: *Coming from behind, he crushes Orion's car*
Orion: *Laying on the side of the tracks* On sekunde thought... *Puts a hoof on his neck since it's in pain*
Honey Bee: Trainz is up next.
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run kwa five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Stop the song
Episode 9: Alternate Route
Shayne, Carter, and Jerry work together bringing supplies to the Hunterdon Central Railway. They do this everyday, and go as fast as they can. The quicker they deliver the supplies, the zaidi money they get from Hunterdon Central.
When they pull the train, they always go on the line where Delta station is, because it's quicker. Just before Delta station is a switch, which takes them to Belette station, as well as Middlesex, and Tracy.
As Shayne, Carter, and Jerry were about to pass the switch, they saw Victoria blocking the track.
Shayne: *Stops*
Carter: What's the matter?
Shayne: Yeah Victoria, we need to get through.
Victoria: There's an accident at Delta Station. Jeff, and Bryce were bringing freight to Nova station, but crashed into Tabby's passenger train.
Shayne: Any injuries?
Victoria: Everyone's fine, but wewe three need to take an alternate route.
Carter: What's that?
Shayne: It's another route that we can take if the other one is blocked, au unavailable.
Jerry: Where do we go?
Shayne: We'll go to Belette Station. From there, we can get to the other side of our train, and take it into Hunterdon.
Carter: Good idea.
Jerry: Let's do it.
The three diesels pulled their train to Belette Station, but they ran into another problem.
Worker: The switch is jammed. wewe won't be able to get to the other side of your train from here.
Shayne: Well, so much for my idea.
Jerry: We'll just have to go around I suppose.
The track they were on was a loop. They just had to go around it, and they would be on the track passing Delta Station, and the wreck.
Shayne: *About to pass the Northern Errol Line bridge, but sees a red signal* We need to stop wewe guys. *Stops*
Carter: Don't tell me we gotta wait here.
Jerry: I hope no engines from the N.E.L try to antagonize us.
Shayne: I don't think so. We seem to be the only engines around here.
Carter: For now.
Kenny: *Stops on bridge with Panzer* What have we here?
Panzer: What are wewe three doing with the railway supplies for the Hunterdon Central?
Shayne: We're taking an alternate route Kenny.
Carter: There was a crash at Delta Station.
Kenny: How terrible. At least we don't have things like that on our railway. *Here's someone crash into his train* Who was that?!
Panzer: Let's go check. *Uncouples himself from train, and goes mbele with Kenny*
Jerry: I bet those two are embarrassed now.
Carter: I couldn't agree more.
Sean: *Passing kwa with a passenger train* Sorry to keep wewe waiting, but there's lots of passengers around here.
Shayne: No problem buddy.
Carter: Watch out for the switch at Belette Station, it's jammed.
Sean: I'll remember that. Thanks Carter.
Shayne, Carter, and Jerry went around the entire loop, and were now on the track heading for Hunterdon. They did not have to worry about anymore obstacles from preventing them to continue their journey. au did they?
Shayne: *Stops at Nova Station* Ethan, what's the matter?
Ethan: The line up ahead is no good. We're repairing it.
Jerry: How are we supposed to get these supplies to your railway now?
Ethan: Don't worry, just leave them here. I can get them.
Carter: Thanks. wewe had me worried for a moment. I thought we'd have to wait for a very long time.
Ethan: Nah, wewe guys can head back. Thanks for everything.
Shayne: No problem. We're just doing our job.
The three engines, pleased with their job being finished, uncoupled from the freight cars, and got on another track heading off to pull another train.
The End
Song: link
Honey Bee: Thanks for joining us. We're gonna take a break, then come back at 8:30 with back to back episodes of On The Block. Catch wewe later.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl!!
Applejack: *Shaking the camera* We're back!!!!!!!!
James: Yeesh! Calm down.
Nearby, a small building with bathrooms starts to shake up and down.
Tom: Looks like Rarity is getting it on with someone inside there.
Jerry: *Passes kwa with a freight train*
Honey Bee: *Sitting down kwa a tree* Hey. I'm Honey Bee from Ponies On The Rails. Welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your hostess with a great onyesha for you. The schedule is down below.
Part 1 - Now
Ponies On The Rails: TV-MA
Trainz: TV-G
Part 2 - 8:30
On The Block: TV-14
On The Block: TV-14
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
And Feauturing Metal Gloss from DragonAura15
Episode 17
Sending A Letter
December 19, 1952
Hawkeye: Goodnight Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Goodnight Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: *Sits at table* Ah. *grabs pencil, and paper* Dear Father. How are you? It's been a while since I got your last message, and I decided to write back to you. We just got a new worker named Metal Gloss. She's an engineer just like me, and she kind of reminds me of my first krisimasi on the Union Pacific...
December 23, 1947
Pete: Alright everypony it's two days until Christmas. We've gotta work out hardest.
Honey: Why must we get the most amount of passengers, and freight on holidays?
Pete: There's no use in complaining. Get to work.
Hawkeye: Sir?
Pete: What? Oh yeah, you're the new worker. What can I help wewe with?
Hawkeye: What do wewe want me to do?
Pete: Just work in the train yard, that's all.
Hawkeye: Ok. *Walks to train yard*
Percy: *Walks to Hawkeye* hujambo Pierce.
Hawkeye: Hello Percy. What are wewe working on?
Percy: Fixing track as usual. Me, and Jeff have to go into Colorado to repair a mainline.
Hawkeye: Good luck. I have to push freight cars down the hump in a train yard.
Percy: That's not bad.
Hawkeye: Yeah, but I want to drive an actual train on a mainline, and not be in the yards all day.
Percy: You're a new worker. One of these days when you're not new, wewe can drive a train on the mainline.
Hawkeye: *Sighs, and walks away*
Upon arrival at the train yard, Red Rose saw Hawkeye.
Red Rose: Mr. Hawkins?
Hawkeye: Yeah?
Red Rose: My name is Red Rose, I don't think we met before.
Hawkeye: I can't say we have.
Red Rose: Good, because now I can say it's great to meet you.
Hawkeye: *Looks at Red Rose* Yeah *walks to engine*
Red Rose: Wait, *Flies to Hawkeye* wewe know what to do?
Hawkeye: I've done it before, so yes.
Red Rose: Ok. *Flies back to signalbox*
Hawkeye: *Climbs in engine* Here we go again. Same boring job, in the same boring yards. *Shoveling coal*
Red Rose: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: What? I don't have enough steam in this thing! *Pushes lever*
The freight cars moved very slow.
Red Rose: Pierce, go faster.
Hawkeye: I'm trying! *Pushes lever further* Ugh, wheel spin *Pulls lever*
Red Rose: wewe still need to go faster.
Hawkeye: *Sighs* Ok. *shovels zaidi coal*
After shoveling zaidi coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.
Hawkeye: Now this is zaidi like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative brakes* Don't crash, please!!
The chemical car slowly went towards a locomotive, and stopped.
Worker: Ah, thank goodness. For a moment I thought the car was going to expl-
The chemical car explodes
Worker: *Flying in air* AAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!
Red Rose: Well, so much for that pony. Can this siku get any worse?
Pete: *Arrives* Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye: Right here sir.
Pete: Alright. I've got important news. A bunch of gangsters have derailed one of our trains. We need wewe to send a breakdown train there immediately.
Red Rose: Sir, we sold our breakdown train.
Pete: What?! Why?
Red Rose: We're the Union Pacific, these things never happen.
Engineer: *Derails passenger train*
Hawkeye: I'll do my best Pete.
Pete: Good. Now get going, and wait for Jeff. He's a unicorn, so he'll be able to cast a spell on the derailed train, and get it back on the tracks.
Hawkeye: wewe got it.
Hawkeye got in an inspection car, and went to the derailed train. It was on Archer Hill.
Hawkeye: Ok. Where's Jeff?
Percy: *Arrives in another inspection car* Hawkeye, what are wewe doing here?
Hawkeye: Pete sent me. Is there a unicorn named Jeff anywhere?
Jeff: *Next to Percy* That's me.
Hawkeye: Good. Pete sent me to help clear the mess, and he told me to wait for you.
Jeff: Right. Let's get this train back on the tracks.
Jeff, Percy, and Hawkeye continued getting the train back onto the tracks.
Jeff: *Using magic* Almost got it.
Percy: You're doing good.
Hawkeye: *sees three ponies walking towards them* Seems like our work is attracting a crowd.
Percy: *Sees ponies* Those are the ones that derailed this train.
Gangsters: *grab guns*
Hawkeye: They got guns!
Gangsters: *Shooting near Percy*
Percy: Get the revolver under your seat.
Hawkeye: There's a revolver under here? What kind of a railroad is this? *Grabs revolver*
Percy: Just do it.
Hawkeye: *Shoots three gangsters*
Jeff: *Gets entire train back on tracks*
Hawkeye: We did it.
Percy: wewe were great shooting those gangsters. wewe had a hawkeye when it came to shooting them.
Hawkeye: Hawkeye, hm? That should be my nickname.
Percy: wewe got it Pierce. I'll go tell Pete right away.
When they return to Cheyenne
Pete: Well Pierce, Percy tells me wewe saved him, and Jeff from those gangsters that derailed the train.
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
Pete: He also tells me that wewe wanted your nickname to be Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Pete: Well, congratulations Hawkeye. Tomorrow, wewe get to drive a passenger train to Los Pegasus.
Hawkeye: Thank wewe sir.
Pete: And wewe can just call me Pete.
Hawkeye: Thank wewe Pete.
December 20, 1952
I got my krisimasi wish. I wanted to drive a train on the mainline, and that's what I got to do.
Signed, Hawkeye.
When Hawkeye finished his letter, Metal Gloss arrived.
Metal Gloss: Pierce, it's time to go home.
Hawkeye: Ok. Thank wewe for telling me. Let's go.
The End
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
Another letter gets written.
Song: link
Honey Bee: *Dancing to the music*
Orion: *Driving a car on the train tracks with a sword sticking out of the front window* It's time to stop the talking trains!
Duck: *Coming from behind, he crushes Orion's car*
Orion: *Laying on the side of the tracks* On sekunde thought... *Puts a hoof on his neck since it's in pain*
Honey Bee: Trainz is up next.
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run kwa five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Stop the song
Episode 9: Alternate Route
Shayne, Carter, and Jerry work together bringing supplies to the Hunterdon Central Railway. They do this everyday, and go as fast as they can. The quicker they deliver the supplies, the zaidi money they get from Hunterdon Central.
When they pull the train, they always go on the line where Delta station is, because it's quicker. Just before Delta station is a switch, which takes them to Belette station, as well as Middlesex, and Tracy.
As Shayne, Carter, and Jerry were about to pass the switch, they saw Victoria blocking the track.
Shayne: *Stops*
Carter: What's the matter?
Shayne: Yeah Victoria, we need to get through.
Victoria: There's an accident at Delta Station. Jeff, and Bryce were bringing freight to Nova station, but crashed into Tabby's passenger train.
Shayne: Any injuries?
Victoria: Everyone's fine, but wewe three need to take an alternate route.
Carter: What's that?
Shayne: It's another route that we can take if the other one is blocked, au unavailable.
Jerry: Where do we go?
Shayne: We'll go to Belette Station. From there, we can get to the other side of our train, and take it into Hunterdon.
Carter: Good idea.
Jerry: Let's do it.
The three diesels pulled their train to Belette Station, but they ran into another problem.
Worker: The switch is jammed. wewe won't be able to get to the other side of your train from here.
Shayne: Well, so much for my idea.
Jerry: We'll just have to go around I suppose.
The track they were on was a loop. They just had to go around it, and they would be on the track passing Delta Station, and the wreck.
Shayne: *About to pass the Northern Errol Line bridge, but sees a red signal* We need to stop wewe guys. *Stops*
Carter: Don't tell me we gotta wait here.
Jerry: I hope no engines from the N.E.L try to antagonize us.
Shayne: I don't think so. We seem to be the only engines around here.
Carter: For now.
Kenny: *Stops on bridge with Panzer* What have we here?
Panzer: What are wewe three doing with the railway supplies for the Hunterdon Central?
Shayne: We're taking an alternate route Kenny.
Carter: There was a crash at Delta Station.
Kenny: How terrible. At least we don't have things like that on our railway. *Here's someone crash into his train* Who was that?!
Panzer: Let's go check. *Uncouples himself from train, and goes mbele with Kenny*
Jerry: I bet those two are embarrassed now.
Carter: I couldn't agree more.
Sean: *Passing kwa with a passenger train* Sorry to keep wewe waiting, but there's lots of passengers around here.
Shayne: No problem buddy.
Carter: Watch out for the switch at Belette Station, it's jammed.
Sean: I'll remember that. Thanks Carter.
Shayne, Carter, and Jerry went around the entire loop, and were now on the track heading for Hunterdon. They did not have to worry about anymore obstacles from preventing them to continue their journey. au did they?
Shayne: *Stops at Nova Station* Ethan, what's the matter?
Ethan: The line up ahead is no good. We're repairing it.
Jerry: How are we supposed to get these supplies to your railway now?
Ethan: Don't worry, just leave them here. I can get them.
Carter: Thanks. wewe had me worried for a moment. I thought we'd have to wait for a very long time.
Ethan: Nah, wewe guys can head back. Thanks for everything.
Shayne: No problem. We're just doing our job.
The three engines, pleased with their job being finished, uncoupled from the freight cars, and got on another track heading off to pull another train.
The End
Song: link
Honey Bee: Thanks for joining us. We're gonna take a break, then come back at 8:30 with back to back episodes of On The Block. Catch wewe later.