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Alright, I'm tired, I'm hungry, and I have classes in the morning, so sorry if I sound a little off in this article. But I wanted to get all my thoughts out before I forget them. Anyway, It 2017 is a reboot of the original mini-series, and I can safely say, as a reboot, it's really good.



So, before I talk about this movie, I feel as though I should mention the original miniseries from the 90s. Honestly, I felt as though it wasn't scary. zaidi silly, if anything. Pennywise was just yucking it up throughout the whole film in a gloriously hilarious performance kwa Tim Curry, some of the scares are pretty dated if wewe ask me, and I don't even want to talk about the disappointing appearance of the true form of Pennywise. So, to be honest, my expectations for this film were as low as they could possibly go. So, when I watched it in the theaters, I was shocked to see just how good it was. It follows a group of called the Losers (Not the greatest name in the world, but whatever), consisting of group leader and main character Bill, Jewish kid Stan, fat kid Ben, ... girl Beverly, funny guy Richard, walking quarantine zone Eddie, and black kid Mike, who are trying to find out the murders of children caused kwa a paranormal clown. Now, first off, I never found clowns scary. I saw them as overused and kind of annoying, but here, I find him to be zaidi threatening. He can be a little goofy at points, sure, but when compared to the original It, he looks like Hannibal in comparison. Not to mention, how he uses fear, going into the gangs psyche and becoming what they fear the most in physical form. It really makes Pennywise a much zaidi threatening horror movie antagonist instead of... Whatever Tim curry, bizari was doing.



Before I songesha on to the inayofuata thing, let me talk about something tiny. It's the little letter wewe see at the bottom of the movie poster: R. This is an R rated horror movie. Now, sure, all of the modern horror sinema I've seen, like Don't Breathe and Annabelle: Creation were all R rated, but they didn't seem to push the R rating that far. But It. It really does push it. When wewe see a child in a horror movie, wewe wouldn't expect them to be killed, au if they are, it would be off screen. Not in It. In this movie, the first child in the movie, in the first few minutes, gets his arm ripped off kwa the clown and then dragged into the sewer. And yes, it shows everything. The kid's meat chunk where his arm was, the screams of agony and fear, the blood inside the rain puddles. This movie doesn't pull any punches. When it shows wewe a murder scene, it shows it. The death scenes are few, but when they onyesha them, they don't hold back. They truly do push that R rating. Speaking of the kids, they are all actually well acted, and decently written. I thought I was gonna hate all these kids, but I actually grew to like them. The side characters though, from Beverly's dad to the bullies, they were at least well acted. I'm not kidding when I say the scenes between Beverly and her father made me zaidi uncomfortable than any scene with Pennywise. Just watch them and tell me wewe don't start to squirm in your seat. They're that uncomfortable, but that's a good thing in my eyes.



Another thing I liked about It is that, between the moyo racing fear moments, there were parts that were just chilled and humorous, and I mean that in a good way. When the characters are just hanging out, either kwa going to a swimming hole au kwa going around town and just chatting, it can be a lot of fun, and can be pretty funny at times. I thought that these kids would just be one dimensional philosophy dispensers that just try way too hard to be deep. No, it's the opposite. They're just some high school kids hanging out and being their dumb high school selves. They felt way zaidi believable than any college kids in a slasher film awali from this movie. Hell, I grew to enjoy these characters that I didn't want to see any of them killed off. I rarely want all the characters to live in a story, but damn if It didn't make me care for these characters survival. Not all of them are good, sadly. I feel like the character, Mike, is just kind of dragged along for the ride in this movie. I don't hate him, but he doesn't really do a whole lot. The same could be alisema about Richard, but he at least manages to be there for comedic purposes, and is there throughout the entire film. Mike just kinda shows up and is gone for a major chunk of the film. But other than that, I really do enjoy the kids in this movie. They aren't terrible.



The movie isn't perfect, sadly. There are points where I thought it was pretty dumb. Like when the kids walk into places that could have easily been avoided but just do so just so we can get zaidi scares from Pennywise the Dancing Clown. And, no spoilers, but Bill was the king of stupid choices, especially near the end of the movie. It got to a point where I was frustrated and just wanted him to stop so I wouldn't end up hating him. I tried my hardest not to hate Bill, but he made it hard for me, I can assure you. But, thankfully, he made up for it. I also notice that there were some similar jumpscares. They aren't too bad, but come on, how many times do we need to see Pennywise scurry to the camera with a loud booming sound? Hell, how many times do we need to have his eyes slowly open with a loud boom sound? Why have the boom sound there? wewe couldn't just have no sound at all and create a zaidi unnerving feeling that way? But no, loud booming is scarier.



While it does have some typical horror movie tropes, It zaidi than makes up for it with some great acting, characterization, and some unique scares that zaidi than once left me excited in the theater. And, again, no spoilers, but I can safely say that the final confrontation with Pennywise was way better than the original. Sure, I know that this won't be the last It movie, and this was just the first chapter, which I am excited to see. It was a good horror movie. Probably the best I've seen this year. I still think Don't Breathe is the best modern horror movie, but It is a very close second. It will probably go up there with Body Snatchers, The Fly, and The Thing (Carpenter's) as one of the best reboots. But, I think we can all agree that, Richard playing the original, first mitaani, mtaa Fighter game was the true terror of this film. That game was terrible. Take care.

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~Story~

In 1898, Westward Expansion is at an all time high, with people travelling to the inhabited west of the American country to strike it rich. An archeologist kwa the name of Robert Grimley travelled to the west in tafuta of any ancient artifacts that he believed were undiscovered. As he was patrolling the landscape, he came across a band of slaughtered Native Americans, killed kwa a group of bandits. After taking what he could from the bandit camp, he found a strange artifact in the shape of a skull. The artifact was known as Mictlantecuhtli, an artifact from an ancient Aztec temple cursed...
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So this is a game I have only heard about in whispers. Everyone has told me that Rogue Warrior was a terrible game, but no one ever told me why. They just say “It’s boring” au “It’s not fun”, but I was always curious as to why it was so bad. And then I figured it out. Rogue Warrior was a game Rebellion Developments and published kwa Bethesda. Yep, the same Bethesda that tells us sweet little lies. wewe people thought Fallout 76 was the worst thing with Bethesda’s name slapped on it, just wewe wait. Based very, very, very loosely on the autobiography kwa actually named Richard “Dick”...
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Standing, in the darkness.
Alone, with only your dreams.
Or rather.
Your nightmares.
Could they be fiction?
Or your own reality?

Chestnut Pines, Washington. A small town out from the lively cities and locations of the country. A town of dying business and abandoned homes. It gets by, but barely thriving. It’s a simple town, but that will change. A nightmare is coming into the town. Nobody will suspect it, and when they do, it may be too late. This is a mwaka of something dark. What will happen? What choices will be made? Will they be for the best, au will they go wrong. The choice is up to you,...
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Song (Start at 0:51): link

Sean: It's that time of the week again.
Hawkeye: Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Karl: We have no host this time.
Kyle: But we do have something special for you.
Spike: We have featured all of the 12 Gran Turismo episodes this season, and now we will onyesha the four best episodes of the show.
Captain Jefferson: From best to worst. Enjoy.

What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do wewe know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out...
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Song: link

Kevin: This is it! The moment we've all been waiting for! Who's faster?! Johnny Lightning, au Sean, the Amtrak F40PH?!
Johnny: *Revving his car's engine*
S.B: *Holding a flashlight. He shines it*
Sean: *Takes off with seven Amfleets in tow*
Johnny: *Quickly accelerates to 35 miles an hour*
Sean: Give me zaidi power!! *Uncouples an Amfleet and goes up to 75 miles an hour*
Johnny: WHAT?!?!
Sean: *Crosses the finish line first*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Kevin: There wewe have it. A talking train can beat a car just kwa shouting while uncoupling one of his cars. Now let's watch The Legend Of Zelda: I Can't...
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September 9th

Hello. I’m David. My Marafiki call me Dave au Davey. But, since I do not have friends, wewe may call me David. And I regret to inform that, kwa inayofuata year, I will die. Perhaps it is best if I start back from the beginning, from this morning. I had woken up in a daze, my head feeling funny. I gave it a scratch. It felt very satisfying. I had made my usual cup of coffee, black, no sugar au cream, along with my usual breakfast: Prescribed medication to make my brain all better. I had been taking this medication for a while now. I believe it was to help with my extreme seizures and violent...
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Hey, look, the disturbing stuff is back…… Goodey. Now, the orodha is the same as the first two. These have to be things that disturb me, and they have to be something that wasn’t on my original list. Now, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Birdo from Super Mario Bros - Now, there have been a few disturbing things in the Mario universe. Mostly in Super Paper Mario. But, lets go back to the first disturbing thing ever in a Mario game. Back in 1988, there was an enemy called Birdo, who would shoot eggs at you. Doesn’t sound too bad, until, wewe read the games instruction booklet, where...
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So I talked about this game back in my Corner of Horror review (A series I need to get back to since I haven’t review anything since Halloween), and I think I was a little too harsh on this game. So I want to give it another review, another shot, if wewe will, and let wewe know that I really do upendo this horror classic. So let’s stop talking about it and start talking about Condemned: Criminal Origins.
You play as one Ethan Thomas, a not to bright young investigator for the SCU who is tracking down a serial killer when he has a run in with Serial Killer X, a man who goes around murdering...
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So yeah, I guess this is going to be a yearly thing. Boy, 2017 was a great year, wasn’t it. The great Weinstein scandal where many Hollywood watu mashuhuri were found out to be big pieces of shit, huge race riots in Charlottesville that resulted in the death of an innocent bystander, nuclear war between America and North Korea zaidi closer than ever before, everyone on Youtube that wasn’t a celebrity au Jake Paul getting utterly fucked kwa the company, large mass shootings resulting in the highest shootings in U.S. history took place in just one year, and the complete and utter nuterization...
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Song: link

Ian: *Listening to the music* What are we in a Western now?
Kevin: *Dressed as a cowboy, while riding a horse* This is my Halloween Costume.
Ian: Ah. Well at least I'm the host tonight. Here's tonight's lineup.

Con Mane: The Mare With The Golden Gun
Overwatch Parody: Nightmare Before Christmas

Liam: *Dressed as an Indian, running after Kevin* Wait for me Kevin!
Ian: Let's start the onyesha before zaidi cowboys, au Indians arrive.

Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can wewe check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony:...
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About a mwaka ago, when I was still new to living in Oxford, I had this bus driver. She was basically the female equivalent to the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket… au basically, my mother, except, instead of some of the time, she was all the time. However, other than the fact that she really liked to yell at kids, she was always absent a lot. Every time she wouldn’t come to work, she would send her substitute, who was this very friendly elderly man. Shame the kids on the bus didn’t respect him though. So, one day, while I was waiting at the bus stop, and this time, I was with my...
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Song: link

Johnny: *Yawning as he stretches his arms* We're starting already? It's not 8 PM.
S.B: I'm going on vacation! *Walking away with two suitcases*
Ian: *Stops inayofuata to Johnny*
Johnny: He's not the creator of the show, is he?
Ian: He does have the initials, S.B.
Johnny: Yes, and he also looks exactly like me.
Ian: ...right. Hello everyone, I'm Ian from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Good morning, and let's get started. Here's our lineup.

8 AM

Goldhoof

8:30 AM

Gran Turismo - Bak2Bak

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a...
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So it is no surprise to anyone that my inayopendelewa horror game of all time Silent kilima 2. It’s been that way and it’ll continue to be that way for a long time. But with it’s awkward gameplay and acting, can I really put such a game in my juu ten inayopendelewa games ever? The answer is yes, and I just did.
Silent kilima 2 follows James Sunderland, an awkward man who arrives to the town of Silent kilima after he receives a letter from his dead wife, Mary. He meets all sorts of other characters there, like Angela, Eddie, and Laura, and a mysterious woman named Maria, and has to get through the...
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Song: link

Two officers were standing inayofuata to a moto kwa the Tie Interceptor.

John: That could give us extra trouble. We'll have to take care of the pilot.
Morris: I'll take care of him. *Walks downstairs, and passes them, heading towards a radio room*

Skip the song to 1:08

When Morris walked in, the room looked empty, but he wasn't so sure.

Morris: *Pulls out his silenced blaster, and looks in front of him*

Out of Morris' view to his right behind a wall, the radio operator was making himself a cup of coffee.

Morris: Hello.
Radio Operator: *Walks in front of Morris*
Morris: *Fires his blaster*...
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Song (Start at 2:38): link

Johnny: *Fighting a guy in a green hoodie* And who are wewe supposed to be?!
Guy: I am WindWakerGuy430, and I'm jealous! Your success will be mine!
Johnny: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Grabs a remote, and hits the play button* Enjoy Six Shooters 5 everyone!
Guy: No! Now the screen will turn black and I'll fade away!

The screen turns black as the shabiki fiction begins.

Song: link

Johnny: Whoa. It actually worked. See wewe inayofuata Saturday.

Cape May, 1971

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A WindWakerGuy430 shabiki Fiction

Six Shooters 5

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430...
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Hey, did wewe guys know I like No zaidi Heroes!? Crazy fact, huh?! Anyway, let’s talk about it for the twentieth fucking time why I upendo No zaidi Heroes!
No zaidi Heroes follows the tale of a young man named Travis Touchdown, a huge nerd with an figure collection, masterbates to porn all day, and spent all his rent money on a Beam Katana in an online auction. So, in need of money and some sex, Travis takes part in the United Assassin’s Association’s ranked fights in the hopes of becoming number one and getting laid. So, off he goes on a killing spree to take out the ten highest ranked...
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Song: link

Sonic: *Enjoying the music*
Dave: Isn't this from one of your games?
Sonic: Yeah.
Dave: It's very catchy.
Mily: I'm just glad no one's fighting for once. Normally that happens when I'm the hostess.
Dave: wewe must be very popular. This is your 4th time now.
Mily: Yep. *Giggles* We got a Trainz trio on our way for wewe right now.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run kwa five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 31: Highball

Narrator:...
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Song: link

Johnny: Now that the race has been cancelled, we have to wait two weeks.
Mabel: Why so long?
Johnny: The first two Saturdays we're taking off, because of Labor Day.
Mabel: Oh, well in that case, let's wrap, upangaji pamoja up our onyesha so we can go on vacation sooner.

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 6: wewe Smell Like Shit

Alinah was walking through town, eating a burrito.

Alinah: *Farts*...
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Set of hands, who here remembers Road Rash? It was a fun little arcade game where the goal was to race as a motorbike racer against other motorcycle racers to win races and get prize money. wewe also beat the shit out of your opponents with chains and bats while running over pedestrians and taking out cops. It was insane. Some games have tried to bring that style back, and one of those games was Road Rage. Developed kwa Team 6 Studios, this little indie game from 2017 was regarded as one of the worst games out there, as recently as 2017. We’re still getting broken trash games that can contend...
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