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Okay… So we got a really strange one for wewe all today. This is definitely going to be a shorter video because… well, I don’t know what to talk about it. This is a film that is so ambiguous and so… unique, that I actually have trouble discussing it. So, I guess, today, we will be talking about the 1991… Classic?... Begotten



So the story of Begotten is…. Whatever the fuck. It follows such characters as Mother Earth, Son of Earth, au Flesh on Bone, and God Killing Himself. My inayopendelewa has to be God Killing Himself. So, from what I can gather God Killing Himself does what he does best, kill himself, and Mother Earth is born from his blood. Than she creates Bone on Flesh. Some robed figures take him away. And then things occur. I know I keep sounding like I’m stalling, but this is a really hard film to talk about. Never before have I ever seen anything like this before, and I’ve been around the block when it comes to horror. I will say, I’ve never seen something like this before. It’s definitely something new. It makes no sense, but I will say it works in the sinema favor. It definitely is an uncomfortable experience, which is always a good thing to go for when wewe are watching something horror related. wewe don’t watch to sit down and be comfortable, at least when it comes to something that is trying to scare you. I am also to assume that this movie is a retelling of the Christian tale of Genesis. Well…. Good on wewe for finding a new way to tell that story.
Yeah, I think I’m actually gonna stop here. I know, this is a real short review, but there is so little to talk about this movie. It’s a disturbing series of strange, bizarre imagery. Do I like it? A part of me wants to say yes, but I honestly don’t know. It’s definitely an experience and is worth checking out, even if wewe have no idea what’s going on. The full movie is on Youtube and while I don’t condone that sort of stuff, it is pretty much the best way to watch it at the moment. I do recommend this movie, maybe not if your a little squeamish, but if wewe can stomach it, it truly is a worthwhile experience. Sorry for the short review and I hope wewe look mbele to, hopefully, a zaidi indepth review later today, in the hopes of getting back on schedule.
The mwaka is 2013. Fresh off of the threat of the end of the world in 2012, the political climate is getting pretty hot, and Adam Sandler graced the world with Grown Ups 2. Truly a horrible time to be alive. But hey, at least we got Pacific Rim. That was a good movie. But worst of all, cartoons on TV were fucking lame. Nothing of interest was on, and it didn’t help that Adventure Time was on Season 6 and Gumball on Season 3, which were both just… ugh, a mess. Hell man, even Regular onyesha had it’s issues. But then comes a new challenger, Rebecca Sugar, with her own cartoon. A cartoon that...
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Sean: *Rings his kengele as he pulls five passenger cars towards a railroad crossing*
Johnny: *Leaning on his Plymouth* This sounds a cool song for a car chase.
S.B: I was thinking the same thing bila mpangilio person who looks exactly like me.
Parker: Welcome back ladies, and gentlemen. I am Parker from The Nut House, and now it's time for our back to back episodes of The Nut House.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House....
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Hello, and welcome to the first review of Cultober, a series where I spend the entirety of October talking about cult movies, new and old. And today, we’ll be talking about the 1957 monster classic, I Was a Teenage Werewolf. Not reviewed highly my critics at the time of its release, it did gang a fandom and had a cultural impact, being referenced in several tv shows like Spongebob and appearing in an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. It was also the first movie of it’s kind to put teenagers in danger of the monster, which was unheard of at the time. So, let’s talk about what makes...
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~Part 2: Mack the Knife~

*Mikey looked at himself in the bathroom mirror. A black vest with barely visible red lines, atop a white uniform. Seeing himself in such a suit, one he had no intentions of using, was enough to make him feel zaidi defeated than he did just the night before. He kept his gaze on the mirror, before his eyes fell down in a sort of somber silence, before the door opened, with Mambo leaning against the door, stirring a glass of bourbon, the ice clinking against the glass as Mambo took a slow drink, before looking up, giving a satisfying sigh)
Mambo: Kentucky brand. Perfect....
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Well, here we are. The first update of the year, I think. Gun laws have become a huge event this year, Mark Zuckerberg is actually a horrible person, and Jimmy Kimmel still sucks. Well, what better time to make an update than now. Hello, and greetings everyone. It’s that time again where I can start up another update on what’s going on for the website. So, first off, for the two of wewe that care, the Scarlet butterfly, kipepeo series is going to be a series that will be in the work. I just need to think of the outcomes of the readers choices and see what happens from there. I do plan on working...
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Oh boy, the Nintendo DS. I reviewed some Wii games on Hidden Gems, but I have yet to review a DS game. And let me tell you, if the Nintendo Wii is the king of shovelware games, than the Nintendo DS is at least the sultin. DS shovelware was bad, but we all know it never got to the levels of Ninjabread Man bad. But man, finding underrated DS games is way harder than Wii titles. With Wii, wewe can at least pick out the good hidden gems from the bad ones. With DS, it’s not so easy. wewe could find one with a decent box art only to be hit with a poorly made game. But thankfully, we’ll be talking...
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TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE 1:

Trevor: (angry, but around little childrun, so avoids swearing) SON OF A GUM-CHEWING FUNK MONSTER! WHY THE matunda DOES ALL THIS FUNNY STUFF HAPPEN TO ME?! FORGET MY LIFE ALWAYS SURROUNDED kwa MISERABLE FAILING CLODS LIKE THIS WHOLE WORLD JUST LIKES TO BEND ME OVER AND FIND ME IN THE ALPS LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF SHLOP RECEPTACLE! WELL AS FAR AS I CARE, THESE MISERABLE COWS CAN HAVE A FANCY BARBECUE WITH A GODDAMN PIG!

SCENE 2:

Trevor: I'M SO RAGED WAIT NOW!

Franklin: (sarcastally) What else is new?

Trevor: (blasted kwa sudden spot lights) AAH! MY RAGE HAS BLINDED ME!

SCENE 3:

NORTH...
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~8:30 PM
June 20th 2079
Sangria City Racetrack~

(Apollo was walking out into the center of the track. The tack was a massive circling road that went around the area, with the spectator seats surrounding the outer parts of the road. In this area, the entire audience of Takedown TV were able to attend, as they were all cheering and awaiting the inayofuata match. Mr. Biggs himself sat at the highest point, the chair made to look golden, as he spoke into his microphone)
Mr. Biggs: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the inayofuata ranked battle on Takedown TV!
(The crowd began to give a thunderous cheer as they awaited...
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