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I remember a time when people were talking about how amazing Dead Space 2 was, and while it’s not a bad game kwa any means… I’m sorry, I just don’t get why people call it the best in the series. Well, if it was this au Dead Space 3, I could understand. But honestly, my inayopendelewa in the series is and will always be the original Dead Space.
Dead Space follows Isaac Clarke, a shy little boy who travels with a rescue team to the Ishimura, a massive space mining ship that went radio silent some time ago. Isaac came because his wife, Nicole, is on the ship, and could still be alive. But once they land on the ship, it is eventually clear that the ship is a Lost cause, as it is running with violent alien creatures formed from the corpses of the humans onboard, and Isaac now has to find a way off the ship using only the mining equipment onboard the ship. Unlike Dead Space 2, Dead Space 1 is quite, with each small sound freaking wewe out. Just hearing a pipe fall in a distant location can cause wewe to piss yourself. Dead Space uses silence real well. It won’t take long before Necromorphs are running at you, ready to tear wewe apart. The game gives wewe a ton of great weapons, like the Ripper, the Plasma Cutter, The Line Gun, The Flamethrower sucks, so throw it away, and so much more. But wewe aren’t just limited to your weapons. wewe also have Telekinesis powers. There are only two, but work well for puzzle solving and dealing with enemies. There’s the normal Telekinesis which allows wewe to songesha things around, as well as moto them forward. The other one allows wewe to slow down things, from closing doors to enemies, which will make fighting them off much easier. Using the telekinesis when fighting enemies also works well, as wewe can send pipes at them and impale them, which is a ton of fun to do. And the game is just all kinds of creepy with it’s enemy designs. Something about seeing the body contort and deform just to fit the monster that is controlling the human body always disturbed and fascinated me. I think it was because I watched The Thing when I was a young kid, which probably was not a good idea. Just looking at the Necromorphs disgusts but interests me. It’s like looking at a really, really bad car accident. And I mean that in a good way… kinda.
Dead Space was a true classic among the horror genre, wewe know, before Dead Space 3 fucking killed it. It was creepy, atmospheric, and just an ujumla, jumla fun experience for me. And it’s a shame that the franchise died, but, that’s what happens when wewe got EA breathing down your neck, am I right?
wewe know, I always told myself, if I ever start to run out of ideas, I should review this horror game. And what better time to review it than on the mwezi of fear, October. So, I’d say it’s time we break that emergency glass and take out a game that I’ve been holding out on for a long time. The sci-fi horror game, System Shoc- Dead Space. It’s Dead Space. No one cares about System Shock.



Dead Space is a franchise that reminds me a lot like Alien. Dead Space 1 is a much zaidi scary game and filled with terror. Dead Space 2 is a zaidi action oriented game due to everyone knowing of...
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Sean: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Laughing*
Jerry: *Laughing*
Mike: *Stops inayofuata to his friends* Heeey. What's with the laughter?
Sean: Listen to the music.
Mike: Ah. *Laughing*
Jerry: We oughta do something like that. Think of how famous we could become.
Shayne: We could, but let's focus on hosting the very last episode of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Sean: This is the last one?
Shayne: Yeah. Let's give the audience one hell of a show. We'll feature an episode of Trainz, and Johnny Lightning, then onyesha off The Seven Ups.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place...
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Now, what is one of the most laughably bad fanfics I have ever read in my entire life. Well, I think that that fanfic would be the creepypasta known as Mad for McDonalds.
Now, this story starts with a man who goes to a local McDonalds and starts eating. However, he just keeps eating, to the point where he becomes addicted to it. So addicted to where he goes there all the time, just eating Big Macs and stuff like that. Soon, his family keeps him from going back, so he gets angry and, for some reason, dresses up as Ronald McDonald and sneaks off to eat zaidi at McDonalds only to become a great big fat fuck.
And that's about it. Like I said, this creepypasta, while not even being all that creepy, but is just so bad, that it is so hilarious. But, hey, that's only my opinion. Whats Your Take
posted by Windwakerguy430
Here is the first juu ten of the mwezi of October, everyone. And today, let’s liven it up with the total opposite: the living dead. Zombies were not that maarufu back in the early stages of film. Sure, wewe had The Mummy and Frankenstein, but nothing crazy like we have today. Then George A. Romero launched them into the mainstream that we known them for today. Nowadays, there everywhere, from horror movies, to practically comedies. We’re in no short supply of these kinds of movies, let me tell you. So, to make this orodha a bit zaidi interesting, while I will be putting zombies on this list,...
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Now, what has to be one of the most insulting moments in anime history. Maybe its poor english voice acting, pathetic censorship, au maybe its the god awful theme songs they add. But, what if they took all those awful things and put them together. Well, thats 4Kids for you.
Now, 4Kids was a channel that was to host anime for kids. Sadly, most of the shows were pretty violent, especially One Piece. So, instead of just putting them for a zaidi mature audience. They censored out EVERYTHING!!! Literally, everything. All the blood and death was gone, pistols and rifles were turned into hammers or...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Fast motion scene

Ralphie: *Running with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Scut, and Grover: *ChasingRalphie, and his friends*
Randy: *Chasing Scut, and Grover* Come on wewe guys, wait up.

At school.

Students: *Handing in themes to Miss. Shields*
Ralphie: *Places his theme on Ms. Shields desk*

I knew I was handing Ms. Shields a masterpeice. Maybe Ms. Shields would be so thrilled with my assignment, that she would excuse me from theme uandishi for the rest of my life.

Fantasy time!

Ms. Shields: *Wearing red coat, with black hat that has two long black feathers on it* Look at these themes! Lousy!...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Cody: (Walking with James) Wait, how can wewe understand what that Egyptian stuff says in History class
James: Simple. It’s like a little picture book. The pictures spell out “the falcon, kozi got stepped on kwa the brown bird and put the watermelon, tikiti maji into a bowl and sent it down the river to give it to the spinny thing”
Kids: Hey, wewe two
Cody: Oh… hello, little guys
Kid: What do wewe think you’re doing on our turf (A bunch of little kids appear behind him)
James: This is just a school parking lot
Kid: This is the turf for my gang, the Scorpions
Cody: Look, what’s your name
Kid: It’s Snake
Cody:...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Welcome everyone to another Halloween-oriented list. This week, we will be looking at the walking dead, au undead if wewe will, zombies. Zombies are very dangerous creatures. Sure, they are slow and not very bright, but they are dangerous in packs, as one bite could infect anyone, causing an outbreak in just a couple of hours. So, with that said, it’s no doubt that zombies have gotten extremely maarufu in our generation. They’re like ghosts of the eighties, au aliens of the first time sinema came out. So, with that said, let us look at the ten greatest zombies in my opinion. First off, only...
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Oh... my... fucking... god... Sparking Tickle. That's all I can say.
Now, this is a crossover fanfiction about Iron Man and Astro Boy. I have seen both of these and I enjoyed both of these. So, with that, we get this god awful fanfic. It starts with Astro Boy visiting Tony Stark, kwa the way, if wewe watched the Iron Man movies, you'd know that Tony Stark is Iron Man. Anyway, Tony shows Astro Boy gay porn, because he wants to do what all bad fanfics have done before. I'll let wewe think of what it is.
So, once that is done, Tony proceeds to suck on Astro Boy's penis. And let me remind wewe that...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to the first siku of the 12 Days of Christmassacre. From this siku until Christmas, for over twelve days, I will be talking about krisimasi movies. But, I won’t just be talking about krisimasi movies. Oh, no, no, no. I’m going to be talking about krisimasi horror sinema (Because why else would it be a Corner of Horror review?). So, with all that out of the way, why don’t we start this orodha off with the most well known krisimasi horror movie. And that movie is Black Christmas.



Black krisimasi is a 1974 horror movie, from our Marafiki all the way in Canada....
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Okay, some of these aren't even funny, but I think you'll still like them.
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I never been very good at giving pproper discriptions, au fillimg moods. So apologises in advance..

Rick finally awoke from his coma, only to realize he must of been there for a long Tom now, the place was empty, and all the doors were blocked up.

Rick saw something trying to get into the window, it was clearly a female zombie, though Rick didn't know of that yet.

It looked aweful, and smelled even worse. And kept groaning.

"My god... She's so drunk" Rick laughed.

"Hey love. How much wewe have last night?" Rick mocked the groaning zombie.

Rick decided to keep exploring the hospital.

Rick ended up opening...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Hey, everyone, welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. So, after having been on this website for four years, I can safely say that, I have matured. A lot. Mentally, anyway. There was a time where I couldn’t handle a small opinion without have a fucking hissy fit like a baby suffering from the most violent case of autism you’ve ever seen. There were times when I couldn’t even do criticism right. Hell, I think I may have ruined the word “criticism” for a few people who knew me on this website. So, for the fourth anniversary of my arrival on this website, I’m not gonna celebrate with...
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Hello, and welcome to the Third siku of Christmassacre. And today, we got something extra special for wewe all. We all know that Black krisimasi was a great and subtle slasher film. And we all known nothing about Elves other than it’s bad and it’s hilarious because it’s awful. But, if we were to merge the two together, getting a slasher movie that has so bad, it’s good concepts and is a hilarious mess…. Silent Night, Deadly Night. Let’s get into this wonderful, wonderful mess.



So, this movie was released to the world in the good old mwaka of 1984. Ronald Reagan was in office,...
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There are a lot of endings in video games. They all usually end happily, with the main character beating the bad guy, and saving the world. And, as a fictional world where things end well for everyone, we all like to see good triumph over evil. But, in the world of video games, there are just some moments that don’t care about the good ending. Sure, the good ending is right there, but what if wewe can’t get it. What if, no matter how hard wewe try, wewe can’t get that good ending, resulting in a bad ending au even the worst ending possible. And that’s what this orodha is for. So, let us...
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Halloween was a pretty good movie… And then it made a bunch of crappy sequels. I could talk about how I hate all of them equally, but I want to focus on the one that was an immediate sequel to the first one, the sekunde movie in the franchise. So, how could what was alisema to be one of the greatest slasher sinema of all time manage to get worse and worse with time… Well, why don’t we look into it and find out?



First off, I would like to point out one thing. The director of the first movie was John Carpenter. However, he was then changed to producer, and Halloween 2 was directed kwa Rick...
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Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed kwa the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.



Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
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