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Okay…. This is the first Legend of Zelda entry on the list… and hoo boy, I think I already pissed some people off with this decision already.
Legend of Zelda follows the story of Link and his companion Navi as they travel across the land of Hyrule, saving the Sages and trying to stop Ganondorf from taking over Hyrule.. Yeah, get used to hearing that story description of other Zelda games. This was considered to be THE Zelda game back in the day, the one that everyone needed to play and is thought to be the greatest video game of all time. And while I don’t personally agree with that, I still upendo this game a lot. I played a lot of it when I had it and really got invested in finishing everything in this game. I really enjoyed going through the dungeons in this game. Some of my vipendwa were the Dodongo Caverns, the Forest Temple, the Shadow Temple, the Spirit Temple, and of course Ganon’s Tower. They really add well to the puzzles while making great use of the items wewe collected. Just going through them, experiencing all sorts of new ways to find out about the dungeons, as well as having a ton of interesting mini bosses from the Darknuts to the intimidating Shadow Link, really adds to the fun duels of this game. The bosses are also pretty fun. From the dragon Volvagia to the specter Phantom Ganon. Each boss feels fresh and, while some are easier and lamer than others, at least have a unique way of fighting them and isn’t just “Attack big weak spot” (Most of the time). One of my inayopendelewa thing was exploring the world far zaidi than doing the main dungeons, however. From going through Hyrule fields, to helping out in the side quests, I felt like there was so much to do in this game then there really was, and even if I did everything, I wanted to do more. I wanted to see what was going down at the Ranch. I wanted to go and explore Kakariko Village at night. I even wanted to do the lame stuff like try to beat the running man and always Lost and got real upset with how fast I moved only to realize there is nothing. And Navi was a lot of fun to have around. I know a lot of people thought she was annoying, but I found her conversations to be informative and helpful, unlike that blue annoyance Fi. Ocarina of Time just felt like a zaidi joyful experience, even with Navi calling to me all the time. And the muziki in this game kwa Koji Kondo is probably one of my inayopendelewa video game soundtracks out there. It’s so nostalgic and makes me happy just listening to it. I may upendo Wind Waker’s soundtrack, but even I admit that Ocarina of Time’s muziki is far superior. The game has an instrument in the title, it should be expected.
I know that Ocarina of Time is the most loved game in the franchise, and while I do upendo it, I do expect some people to disagree that it is this low. But regardless, we can all agree that Ocarina of Time is a great game and a timeless classic for everyone.
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Saten Twist: Who wants to take a look at my new chain saw?
Tim: *Points his gun at Saten Twist* Sir, put the chain saw down.
Saten Twist: What for?
Tim: wewe killed four other ponies with it.
Orion: I can't go one dakika without being interrupted.
Tim & Saten Twist: Sorry.
Tim: *Arrests Saten Twist*
Orion: Our final two shows for the night are...

On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG

Orion: Enjoy.

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*...
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Sonic: Huh… I wonder what this speed boost does (Steps on the boost and is launched down the street) Wow! I can go extra fast! Hmmm.
(1 saa Later)
Sonic: (Sets up an entire set of speed boosts) Alright, let’s go (Steps on the speed boosts and runs super fast, but soon ends up running too fast) (Sonic runs down the street)
Tails: Hey, So- (Sonic runs past him, tearing off Tails’s flesh and leaving his bones)
Sonic: (Runs down the street, destroying vehicles and buildings) (Sonic runs around the entire world multiple times in seconds, destroying cities and killing millions) (Sonic finally...
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For those of wewe wondering what I think the greatest game of 2015 was, since everyone on the planet seems to be talking about it, I would have to say that the best game of that mwaka had to be the groundbreaking masterpiece….. Alone in the Dark: Illumination. Oh, and Undertale was a great game to. So, since I obviously can’t review Illumination, we will just have to go with Undertale, as requested kwa Alinah_09. So, let us not waste anymore time (Then again, you’re kusoma a review kwa me)
Undertale is a game created kwa Toby Fox, who also worked on….. Uh….. All I know is that he worked...
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~Story~

In 2275, Earth has become known as the NightLight Planet, as Amethyst City’s thousands of neon signs makes the city extremely bright, making it almost as bright as the sun. This became a beacon for other races on other planets to find Earth and see it’s culture and people. This soon lead to the discovery of alien life on other planets, and it was soon revealed that aliens behave like humans do, with well paying jobs, a perfect economy, a justice system, and similar reproduction methods. However, like humans, some aliens were involved in gang violence, robbery, trafficking, and assassinations....
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Quite some time later.

Rick, Daryl and Oscar sneaked into Woodbury, but first they had to sneak past a guy in his own house.

Rick, in a rare moment of intelligence, had an idea saying "I have a quarter in my pocket.. Maybe if I throw it, he might go investigate the noise and we could sneak away.. Not even use violence".

"Good idea.. Quick Rick. Reach into your pocket" Daryl insisted.

Rick reached into his pocket, but forgotten his own idea as he alisema "I don't know where your going with this".

Rick pulled an out quarter out of his pocket.

"Hey! A quarter!" Rick cried happily.

"Quick Rick, Throw it...
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wewe died…. What else do wewe want. wewe just died… Okay, fine. wewe then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, wewe came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And wewe said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And wewe just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. wewe got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated wewe from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The...
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Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When wewe been a "stripper" as long as I have wewe know when wewe met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out kwa uigizaji like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: kwa Morgan, hope wewe never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:...
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Detective Smith: The London Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit


January 4th 12:32 PM London Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a juu hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...
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Now, I upendo Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, au God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the inayofuata life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...
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Now, let’s talk about Resident Evil….. I upendo Resident Evil. I upendo them almost all of them. I upendo the first one, the second, the third, especially the fourth, Code Veronica, Zero, Revelations one and two, and even Umbrella Chronicles. Resident Evil 5 and 6 were stupid in my eyes, though. And don’t get me started on Operation Raccoon City. But, with that said, there are still great Resident Evil games. And if there is one good thing about them all, it’s the monsters in them. Resident Evil has many great monsters, even the bad ones. And today, I want to share with wewe all the monsters...
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wewe know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a orodha of the juu ten best. So, the rules for this orodha are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that alisema and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
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Hey, everyone. Windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my juu Ten Hated Characters in Cartoons and my juu Ten Hated Characters in anime lists, I noticed that there are a LOT zaidi hated characters in cartoons and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little anime characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...
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Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own Marafiki home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old mashabiki are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



So as wewe can see, this game...
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I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a babies toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did tafuta up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town wewe want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever....
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So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the juu ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the juu ten so easily. Most of my juu ten inayopendelewa games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
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Another Tim Schaffer game on the orodha and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a zaidi niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, au Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, au a blue little bitch, kahaba who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the debate once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! wewe wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of wewe know Sega? Okay, now how many of wewe know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of wewe actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good swali because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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“Can wewe lose your virginity if wewe fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what wewe learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But kwa that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel au a crying smiley face”
Oh wewe innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can wewe actually lose weight kwa rubbing your stomach”...
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