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So remember that time Bioware wasn’t making shit like Anthem, and wasn’t constantly getting flack kwa everyone for making a god awful piece of shit that was unfun and ruined your consoles and they weren’t on the brink of death every time EA did something stupid?.... So yeah, let’s talk about Dragon Age: Origins
wewe play as either a noble human, a noble au peasant Dwarf au a peasant au tribal Elf. Due to circumstances in either story, wewe end up joining the Wardens, a group of soldiers that are able to fight the monsters of this land, the Darkspawn. But due to a traitor among the group that runs from the fight, only wewe and a very few number of Wardens are left. All that is left for wewe to do is to travel around the kingdom, gaining the help of four major groups, all in the hopes of stopping the Darkspawn before they can destroy all humans. Yes, this sounds like the nerdiest shit in the world, and I am aware of that, but this game is still a ton of fun, and can get real dark too. wewe got a clan of mtu-bweha being hunted kwa Elves to near extinction after one of the Elves was raped and murdered, wewe a blood mage that is on trial for murder only because of the magic he practices, and wewe have the Darkspawn stealing Dwarf women to become hideous monsters and that is just a whole other level of fuckery I’d rather not get into right now. Regardless of all this, the game is still a ton of fun. The combat isn’t anything special, but the story is amazing. No choice wewe make is bad, at least for you. Some people gotta suffer, but regardless, wewe need an army to save the kingdom and whatever happens, wewe gotta live with that decision. Do wewe want an corrupt tyrant who knows how to run a country to rule over the Dwarf city au would wewe rather a kind hearted moron do it. Do wewe want to gain the strength of a mass army on your side to help in your fight au do wewe want the allies wewe have to stick with you. Speaking of which, I upendo the characters in this game. All of them. Alistar is a cocky guy who is always quick to make jokes, Oghren has a ton of crude jokes but is a beast on the battlefield, and Liliana is a real fun character to be around for her backstory and her kind behavior. And then there’s Dog…. And he’s just a Dog…. I upendo him. Despite all that, and the humor wewe get from your party members banter, a lot of this game can get real heavy real fast, but doesn’t feel forced au anything. It just feels like a true epic tale of dragoni and warriors and I upendo every sekunde of it. No game has ever made me want to replay the game as soon as the credits were over, but damn if Dragon Age didn’t give me that feeling.
Dragon Age: Origins truly was a one of a kind game. Dragon Age II was a complete failure of a game, and while Inquisition tried to bring it all back, I just didn’t feel it with the long, drawn out side missions. No, Dragon Age: Origins was the true experience for me, and while it’s a shame that it’s sequels weren’t as good, and a real damn shame EA will never continue the franchise, I was just glad I got to play this game.
Happy Halloween, everyone. For real this time. Now we have finally reached the last movie of this crazy month. Are wewe excited? I know I am. So let’s talk about the Halloweeniest sinema out there, otherwise known as Hallowee- Oh, wait. I already reviewed Halloween… Well, don’t worry. I got something even better. Something even zaidi Halloweeny. And that movie is the underrated horror movie, Trick ‘r Treat.





Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels zaidi like a Halloween movie (The holiday,...
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Art by SeantheHedgehog
Back in the 70s, when sinema were hard to make, and when the only slasher movie out there was Psycho, a little known director kwa the name of Tobe Hooper had a vision. Create a movie that’s very violent and gory, without much violence and gore shown. And so he went to work, creating a movie that me and my Marafiki find to be one of the best slasher sinema out there. And that movie happens to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre… The 1974. Not the crappy and gory remake.





The movie follows a woman kwa the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...
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(Over the town of Sangria, a lighting bolts crashes through a building) (A large human-like creature emerges from the lightning bolt and begins to run through the city)
Alarm: Attention all civilians. A large monster is attacking the city. Evacuate immediately
(Crowds of people run away from the giant monster)
Police Chief: This is the City of Sangria Police Chief. Can any Heroes hear me. We need help
(The radio is answered)
Crimson Salvation: Don’t worry, I’ve got this
Police Chief: C-Crimson Salvation? Is that you
Crimson Salvation: That’s right. I’ll take care of this problem
Police Chief:...
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(Please be advised that there's some zaidi mature humor in this, thanks in advance!)

Shadow the Hedgehog. A huge gaming ikoni and certainly one of the most maarufu anti-heroes of all time. He's made many appearances throughout the Sonic series, and will always be loved in the hearts of many.

....Which brings me to the conclusion that he is EVIL! Yeah, a hedgehog named Shadow is evil, WHO WOULD'VE FUCKING GUESSED IT!?

So without further ado, I'm your host Ethan Bradberry and let's get RIGHT into the fucking news.

1. His name is Shadow for God's sake. And we're original. Trust me. ;)

2. It doesn't matter...
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(Please be advised that there's some zaidi mature humor in this, thanks in advance.)

Toon Link. The cartoon version of one of gaming's biggest icons, and it looks like he's here to stay.

And honestly, what's not to upendo about Toon Link? He's courteous, powerful, and is always way stronger than he PROBABLY SHOULD BE IN SMASH BROS GODDAMMI-

And is ujumla, jumla a very memorable character.....Which brings me to the logical conclusion that he should RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

Why wewe may ask?

Stop asking such silly questions. :)

So without further ado, I'm your host Killer Semenstar and let's get RIIIIIGHT into the...
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Art by SeantheHedgehog
Wow, a horror anime review. It only took a while, with the last one being Parasyte. I know it’s been awhile since my review on a horror anime, which I will try to do a lot zaidi of if I have the time. Because having to watch episode after episode is a bit of a challenge. So, today, we’ll be watching a special horror anime. One that I upendo oh so much. And it doesn’t even have creative disturbing monsters, which wewe know will instantly interesat me. Instead, we got an anime about human. But I assure you, people can be just as much of monsters as any creature. And this anime just so happens...
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I always enjoyed the horror genre. Sure, I may upendo those family friendly Nintendo games, and all of those bright colors in it. But, whenever I get the feeling, I just want to play a game that’s grim, dark, and terrifying. And thankfully, there is no short supply of terrifying video games. There are so many, like Dead Space, now turned into a non-survival horror game in the 3rd game thanks to EA’s co-op decision, Fatal Frame, which is now being highly censored due to angry mobs of femi-nazis, and Five Nights at Freddy’s…….. And that’s all I gotta say. But if there are two wonderful...
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Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple mbwa (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! wewe don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should mgawanyiko, baidisha up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea

Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well...
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Wind: After all the shit I went through in Skyrim
(Flashback)
Wind: (Gets eaten kwa a dragon and is swung around)
(End of flashback) I just want to leave Skyrim and never look back. Maybe there’s something good in Morrowind

Wind: Okay. There’s giant mushrooms… and brown grass… Nothing much
Cultist: wewe there, are wewe Dragonborn
Wind: I’m Wind, but I did yell at a dragon one time
(Flashback)
Dragon: (Resting on a mountain)
Wind: (From the bottom of the mountain) Fucking asshole
(End of Flashback)
Cultist: Well, we are from the Temple of Miraak. We would like it if wewe would come with us
Wind: I’m...
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Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable kwa radar....
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Boy, do I upendo video games. I still have a ton I want to play, but until I do, I just want to orodha the ones that I myself have played. No, rules as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only ones that I have played. And, after I buy a million zaidi games, I may make another orodha in the future. I don’t know, we’ll see. Well, with all that said, let us start this long, yet short list

#100: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter



A very fun and kinda hard game. The controls may be a lot different from how they are today, but after wewe get used to it, the game is still really fun. And it is a real blast...
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Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one kwa far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, kwa far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of wewe with the flu who think wewe got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine...
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#10: nyumbani SWEET PINEAPPLE:
Cheers for SpongeBob moving away along with Gary, paying no attention to Patrick's sadness. But this is understandable, he always hated Spongebob.. But the pineapple nyumbani grows back to normal and squashes Squidward..

#9: SQUIDWARD THE UNFRIENDLY GHOST:
When SpongeBob and Patrick believe they have killed Squidward and that he is now a ghost, he takes advantage of this kwa making them his slaves..

#8: GOOD OLD WHATHISNAME:
Squidward steals What Zit Tooya's wallet and ran a red light in front of a police officer and gets arrested and was sentenced to 10 years in jail.

#7:...
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1: VALENTINE'S DAY:
When SpongeBob didn't give him a present for Valentine's siku (He did but the present didn't come at first) Patrick was upset when he thought Spongebob lied to him. But eventually Patrick went insane over this; nearly destroying the amusement park and threatening the citizens. This is also widely considered to be Patrick's straightest villain role (alongside Rule of Dumb).

2: I'M WITH STUPID:
When Spongebob pretends to be dumb to make Patrick look smarter in front of his parents, Patrick takes it too far and begins treating Spongebob like he really is dumb. Not only that, but...
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 WARNING: These songs will make wewe wish wewe were never born. Seriously, if wewe think wewe know bad songs, wewe haven't seen anything yet.
WARNING: These songs will make you wish you were never born. Seriously, if you think you know bad songs, you haven't seen anything yet.
Music! :D One of the most well-known types of media out there and I'd be telling the most BS lie in the world if I alisema I hated it. muziki is a wonderful thing that we can listen do at practically anytime we want for a little zaidi entertainment and drastically increases our mood, no matter what the situation.

...............

And then there's THOSE songs. The ones that make others wish they didn't exist. These toxic melodies aren't just bad, oh no. They're god-awful. An insult to humanity. These despicable songs should be burned in the flames of Hell.

Whether wewe like them au not, wewe have to admit...
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wewe know, I'm pretty sure we all have those shows out there that we know exist and even sometimes know are really good, but just refuse to watch. And that's what this orodha is about.

The anime on this orodha are all anime that I was originally going to check out and even finish, but I either gave up on it au just stopped.

And yes, a few of these shows I did actually watch to a certain point, and I know that's kind of cheating for this list, but it's my list, so SHUT UP! =D

#5. One Piece

Let me start off this entry kwa saying that I upendo comedy anime. And honestly, what can I even say about it? It's...
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Well, we’re finally at the juu ten. We’ve come quite a long way, haven’t we. But now, it is time to talk about the shows that impressed me beyond all expectations. So, here we go

#10: Elfen Lied



Now, if there is anything a horror anime must do best, it’s keep suspense and also scare the viewer throughout the entire show. Elfen Lied does just that. The onyesha is about two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, who find a girl on the beach, pwani named Nyu. However, what they are not aware of is that this girl is actually named Lucy, and she is actually a Diclonius, which are a race of humans with psychic...
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Now, I have seen some serious shit when it comes to movies. Just because there are so many amazing sinema out there doesn’t mean that all of them are amazing. Hell, some of them are the biggest pile of shit ever to rise from Satan’s toilet bowl. So, I am going to tell wewe all the worst sinema I have ever seen. First off, these have to be sinema that I have seen, so no chakula Fight, Biodome, au any of the animated Titanic movies. However, trust me, there are some real bad choices on this list. Also, forget about seeing The Wicker Man, Birdemic, and The Room on this list, because at least those...
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After seeing an April Fool’s joke about the ten best Wind Wanker islands, that got me thinking that I should make my own. And no, not an April Fool’s joke either. I mean a truthful list. Now, before I begin, the rules are that I am not counting any main islands that have dungeons on them, au are major islands. So, Outset Island, Forsaken Fortress, Windfall Island, Dragon Roost Island, Forest Haven, Tower of the Gods, Headstone Island, au Wind Isle are all out. Now, with that said, lets start the list.

 Islet of Steel
Islet of Steel


#10: Islet of Steel - Now, this is a very strange choice, since this...
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