I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a babies toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did tafuta up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town wewe want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever. The town is yours to call whatever. And do whatever, because the sekunde wewe go in, they just decide to make wewe the mayor of the town because these fucking peasants haven’t had a leader in god knows how long and give the reins to a person with no political experience au even in the legal limits to be a politician. But of course, why talk about that adult stuff in a kids game? It’s in video game parodies that are unfunny, so let’s songesha on. As the mayor of the town, wewe can decide what to do in your town. From change the way the rules are to make the town zaidi pretty au to increase the towns economy for zaidi money. wewe can start projects to create things in your town like fountains, benches, lamps, and monuments. Of course, being in charge isn’t the only thing that makes New Leaf the most interesting in the series, at least to me. Since wewe can take Animal Crossing anywhere wewe want, it makes for a lot better experience than say the original, au City Folk on the Wii. wewe can always keep in touch with your villagers, get a letter that exact day, and not have to worry about missing work because of it. Animal Crossing also gives wewe a ton of villagers to interact with, and form friendships with the villagers. I’m Marafiki with Olaf because his big anteater nose is stupid and I like it. wewe can also collect bugs, fish, paintings, and fossils to donate to the museum, which is also for completion. And it seems that no matter how much I do in this game, there’s always something for me to do in the game. I finish off my house debts, I can buy an expansion to it. I finish with that, I can work on building the town project. Done with that, I can compete in the fishing tourney. Done with that, I can work on finishing up the book I have. There is never a moment where I feel like I have done everything, because there’s just so much to do. And then there’s the music. While it’s not muziki I would listen to on it’s own and bump my head to on the train, it’s still very calming music. It fits with the theme of the town. I upendo going around at night trying to find the bugs and I just hear this little jingle in the background. It’s so calming and peaceful and is just an ujumla, jumla enjoyable experience.
Animal Crossing: New Leaf is the perfect game for anyone to own, whether they have a 3DS au they want to get into the Animal Crossing franchise. It has the best features in the franchise, wewe can play it anywhere, and wewe don’t have to worry about your neighbors leaving when wewe are gone for three days. It’s just a fun, relaxing time. Sure, video games are all about blowing stuff up and trying to get the best graphics, but sometimes, wewe just wanna play a relaxing game. And New Leaf is that game for me.
Now, guess what........... There is a creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare wewe all for the stupidest thing wewe will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. wewe know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare wewe all for the stupidest thing wewe will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. wewe know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take