Song: link


Henry: *Laying down on a bed, uandishi a note*
Dad: *Turns on the TV*

Song (Start at 2:07): link

Henry: *Listens to the TV upstairs, but continues to write his letter*

Stockton, south of Henry's location.

Dale: *Wakes up* It's that time again.

* * *

Henry: *In the bathroom, brushing his teeth. He begins to have a flashback*

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Tammy: wewe cannot talk to people like that.
Henry: All I said...

So, there is word going around of the creation of a new theme park called Nintendo Land… needless to say, I feel like a joyful 8-year-old again. wewe all know that I upendo Nintendo games. They are all so much fun and amazing games. And after hearing that Universal Studios is creating a Nintendo theme park, I couldn’t be happier. Now, they haven’t aliyopewa out information of what it will be like and what rides it will have yet, but I’d like to give off some of my ideas for attractions that it could have. So, lets start the list.



#15: Mii Mascots - Mii’s are basically like those characters...

What do wewe get when wewe take a beloved cartoon and mix it with some of the worst fanfics known to man... wewe get Dipper Goes to taco Bell
You can tell just from kusoma that title that this is stupid. This is a Gravity Falls fanfic, and a bad one at that. Now, let me start off kwa saying I have not had the luck to watch Gravity Falls. Of course, I am willing to give the onyesha a try, but, for the moment, I have no clue what the onyesha is, au who the characters are, so, if I make a mistake involving the show, then, don't get mad. Just remember, I have not watched this onyesha yet. Anyway, the fanfic...

Seanthehedgehog Presents

A Hedgehog In Ponyville Story

The Grand Galloping Gala

Based off of the Grand Galloping Gala Roleplay from Applejackrocks1, now known as Jade_23.

It was one of those days in winter where all the water was freezing. I had to stop Discord from one of his crazy schemes.

Discord: *enters building*
Sean: *waits kwa door*
Discord: *pulls switch*
Sean: The building is going into the ground! *hops on roof*

I snuck into what seemed to be Discord's layer. It was underground.

Robotnik: Guten Tag Discord.
Discord: Dr! So good to see...

Song: link




Applejack was walking around Ponyville. All the ponies were having a wonderful time, and the weather was like a summer siku in August. It was wonderful.

Applejack: Twilight, what's up?
Twilight: Man I still sound like a black man, but things are alright.
Applejack: do wewe know when Celestia will let wewe become a princess again?
Twilight: I have to cast a spell that can fix broken...

wewe know what’s a good holiday to celebrate? Hitler’s birthday…. I think this may be my most controversial article. Oh well. So, what is the best chanzo of the media to promote the birthdate of a ruthless dictator? Video games. And people wonder why I’m not allowed to have friends. First, some rules. Of course, only games that I have played. I am also including games that I haven’t played. With that said, let us start the list

#5: Hitler from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: The Video Game



The Last Crusade was released on a LOT of consoles. The Amiga, DOS, Windows, Atari, Commodore,...

This is something that happened to me just today. However, I felt that this was somehow necessary for a WST. So, what I remember was that my mom, dad, and little sister had to go to the store to get some groceries, and, normally, they are gone for an hour, and it was just me all kwa myself, because my brother alisema he would go to his Marafiki house. So, I was just sitting in my room, doing…. usual stuff… And my usual, I mean I was just fucking around on Youtube, bored out of my goddamn mind as usual. kwa the time you're sixteen, being nyumbani alone isn’t all the exciting. However, I hear a knock...

Have wewe ever seen something that had a perfect ending, and it never needed a sequel to it ever? Let’s look at some examples. The movie Psycho was a brilliant horror film… It got a sequel. No one asked for it and it sucked. This also happens in video games, like Bioshock. Fun gameplay and interesting story... It got a sequel. No one asked for it, and it sucked. Same thing goes with anime, like Black Butler. A wonderful series with great characters... It got a sequel. Guess what? No one asked for it and it sucked. And guess what? Even creepypastas aren’t safe. Ben Drowned, a well thought...

~Story~

The series is meant to be based off of Japanese anime. The story follows a young high school student named Shusaku, who is told kwa his partner, an Angel named Akio, that he is a Death Angel, an Angel from Heaven sent to earth to fight demons. Shusaku is born as an Earthborn Death Angel, meaning that the time he was born, a Death Angel set foot on earth, giving him it’s powers. However, this means that he is zaidi stronger than usual Death Angels, and that he is now a target to Munemitsu, the Demon King who plans on taking over the world and making humans his slaves. Akio now wishes...

There are quite a lot of movies. So many sinema that people seem to love, no matter what… Even though I may have to disagree with them. And seeing that I already did a juu Ten Overrated Video Games, as well as a juu Ten Overrated Anime, I felt that a juu Ten Overrated Movie orodha was necessary. Now, before I start this list, I don’t hate these movies. In fact, I upendo some of these movies. I just feel they get zaidi praise than they deserve. Also, no Frozen, because obvious choice is obvious, and no Twilight, because, let's face it, EVERYONE hates that movie, so it’s not even loved enough...

100: Spectral Force 3
99: Yoshi’s Topsy-Turvy
98: Ghostbusters: The Video Game
97: Lego Battles
96: Return to ngome Wolfenstein
95: Matrix: The Path of Neo
94: Glover
93: Gex 3
92: Pac-Man Party
91: Lord of the Rings: Return of the King: The Video Game
90: Halo 2
89: Army Men: Air Tactics
88: Sonic Generations 3D
87: Saints Row IV
86: Lego nyota Wars 2: The Original Trilogy
85: Trauma Team
84: Tetris Plus
83: Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
82: Army Men
81: Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag
80: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
79: The 7th Guest
78: SimCity 2000
77: Resident Evil: Revelations
76: Ultimate Marvel VS Capcom 3
75: Dead...

Now, there are a lot of games that people praise for good reasons. However, there are times when I look at games and say “People say these games are the best ever made”? Now, don’t get me wrong, I do not hate these games (Well, not all of them, anyway), I just think they get zaidi praise then they deserve. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Grand Theft Auto V - Wow. Only number ten and already I am pissing people off. Now, Grand Theft Auto V is a fun game. It has an amazing open world, a great story, a cast of wonderful characters, and addictive gameplay....

Everyone, I have good news and bad news. Good news is that we are at the last of the Sonic.EXE series......... The bad news, is that this one is the worst of the bunch..... IT's Sally.EXE.... ugh.
So, it starts with this guy saying he never watches Sonic televisheni shows, however his inayopendelewa character is Sally, a character who only appears in the television. Wow, not even ten sekunde in and I hate this story already.
Also, I like to point out that this story takes notes from Sonic.EXE, in other words, its the same fucking thing as Sonic.EXE, just with Sally. It is literally the same fucking...

(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do wewe get when wewe get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ wewe get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...

Leonard: I'm a perfectly nice guy. No reason we can't go to a nice chajio, chakula cha jioni together. Have a lovely dinner. Maybe take a nice walk after. She ends up taking me to her apartment (begins having panic attack). We begin kissing.. We're GONNA HAVE SEX! OH GOD! OH GOD!
Sheldon: Is the sex starting already.
Leonard: I'm having panic attack!
Sheldon; Well.. Calm down.
Leonard: I can't calm down. Other wise they wouldn't call it a panic ATTACK!


Leonard: Do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign. Everytime I open my mouth!?


Penny: Your so sweet. Why can't all guys be like you.
Leonard: Cause if all guys were like...

Guard: (Whistles)
Link: Hey, you, bila mpangilio guard
Guard: Hey, its you....... girl clothed boy
Link: I got something for you
Guard: Oh, is it a Snickers bar
Link: Nope (Cuts guard in half) That's for throwing me in that cell wewe asshole

Link: (At the top) Finally. Here we are.... again
Aryll: Link, your back
Link: Aryll, how have wewe been
Aryll: Oh, well the seagulls have been looking at me constantly, but thanks to this jail cell, they can't really get in to attack me
Seagull: wewe LUCKY BITCH
Link: Well, lets get wewe out of here
Aryll: Um, Link, why is there some pirate hooker behind you
Link: Who (Turns)
Tetra:...

King of Red Lions: Well, here it is. Dragon Roost Island
Link: I knew that
King of Red Lions: How
Link: Well, the name of the island just materializes on the juu of the screen
King of Red Lions: Oh, well, wewe go ahead and see whats going on
Link: Aren't wewe coming with me
King of Red Lions: I would, but, wewe see, I have things to do, and- Oh right, I'M A FUCKING BOAT
Link: Okay, Mr. Smartass, I'll go look (Walks off)

Link: Wow, its a place filled with bird people. I feel as though, that this must be some sort of alien race
Postman: Link, hello again
Link: Hello... you
Postman: wewe don't recognize me....

Hello everyone. Now, what are some of the things that make a character unlikable. Are they annoying? Are they jerks? Well, it depends on who they are. But trust me, there are lots of hateable characters in video games. The only swali is which ones are the worst. Well, the rules are that there is only one per franchise and only games I've played. Now, here we go
(Warning, this orodha contains spoilers)

20: Vannile from Final ndoto 13 - Wow. We are actually starting with her? This is going to be a long list. Now, I would have chosen Tidus from Final ndoto 10, but I haven't played that one,...

(I would like to thank Alinah for informing me of this)
(Warning: This review contains spoilers)
So, um... I was told to review a Pewdiepie playthrough of the Witch's House, even though I told myself that I'm not supposed to review reviewers, and Pewdiepie is technically a reviewer so I can't review this. However, I can review the game itself, The Witch's House. but before I do, I have to make a short statement on Pewdiepie... Pewdiepie's funny, okay, now the review
The Witch's House is a Japanese game that was then translated to English. It is about a gmae where wewe [lay as a young girl named...

January 20, 2:39 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Happy Yappy- Wow. So this must be the room where wewe make your shows
Wind Waker Guy- Yep. Anyway, we need to think of what was going on when the mystery man was lurking around the warehouse
Happy Yappy- We could go to the warehouse and try to find some unfound evidence
Wind Waker Guy- I guess it wouldn't hurt to look

January 20
Tetra and Crew Fishing Warehouse

Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) No matter how many times I come here, I keep wishing I had no nose
Happy Yappy- So, we need to find some evidence that we missed
Wind Waker Guy- Right. Whats this right here...