~Story~

In an alternate world, London had rebuilt itself after a dangerous fire. The moto had crippled most of the buildings, and killed many. They built over the city, and created New London. However, Old London still existed underneath New London, with many homeless and poor people living in it, with the rich people of New London treating the citizens of Old London like prey, hunting, torturing, and killing them for fun. However, a small resistance group known as Eagle's Flight wishes to stop the poor treatment of the civilians of Old London, and overthrow the cruel government of New London...

Wind: (Walks into the school building) Goddamn, if I have to hear zaidi stupid shit today, I am going to lose my mind (Walks in to see all the students wearing uniforms)
Cody: Hi, sir
Wind: Sir? That isn’t what wewe usually say. What’s going on
Cody: Didn’t wewe hear. There is this new guy who came to school. He’s been turning the whole school into some sort of monarchy
Wind: … how the fuck do wewe know the word “monarchy”, and how come no one told me this
(Flashback)
Wind: (Cellphone rings)
Cody: hujambo Wind, guess what
Wind: No
Cody: Okay, bye (Hangs up)
(End of flashback)
Wind: And...

Well... I can't believe its here. I alisema I'd review this back in my Modofiyers review, so here it is. I give wewe the worst, and I mean the fucking WORST, channel of this siku and age... Nickelodeon.
Okay, so why is Nickelodeon so awful... Well, lets compare some other channels. Cartoon Network has Adventure Time. Disney has Gravity Falls. Hub has My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. What does Nickelodeon have......... They have modern Spongebob, Sangey and Craig, and........... Well, I'll tell wewe the other onyesha when it comes to it. Now, these are the three shows that Nickelodeon has most......

Well, here we are again. Hello, everyone, and no, this isn’t a dream. A nightmare, maybe, but not a dream. Yes, a new Corner of Horror makala after many, many moons have passed. The world was just way too happy and way too kind for me not to come back. I mean, after all, there isn’t anything going on right now to instill fear in people, right? Well, there were a lot of sinema I watched over my time trapped in my house, not that that’s much different from what I usually do. And with wanting to get back into the horror discussion phase for a bit while I wait to play zaidi weird PS2 games,...

Oh boy, how will I ever be able to talk about this game? I guess, at the least, I should give this makala a zaidi 18+ rating, and that everyone should be advised of the game we are going to be talking about today. But the game is so old with graphics, that the violence almost doesn’t matter. Well, today, everyone, we have a very special horror game to talk about. Created kwa Rockstar, the people behind Grand Theft Auto, comes their first survival horror game, and easily one of their most controversial games out there. Rockstar is known for having controversy in their games from murder to bullying...

Anime. A wonderful example of just how amazing media nowadays can be. There's dozens upon hundreds of great anime out there and I think it's time we acknowledge that kwa rewarding that topic with an makala ON THINGS I WISH THAT THEY'D STOP FU***NG DOING.

Like pretty much everything that exists, anime has it's flaws. And I understand that! I know that writers can screw up kwa accident, and it's alright because we ALL do.

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But then there's when wewe kuvuka, msalaba the line in terms of sheer stupidity and decide to do something that will downright DAMAGE your onyesha and piss everyone off who's...

Now, what is a glitch in a video game. Well, whenever developers screw up (Which they seem to do a lot), games will always have some sort of issue occur that wasn’t supposed to be there due to something not being programed in correctly au at all. Some famous examples include infamous 4th siku glitch from Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask, the crazy swingset from Grand Theft Auto IV, au my personal favorite, watching your characters have a midair seizure because the cartridge, katriji ya is tilted from Goldeneye 007. But, there are times when glitches get so bad, that they can either halt your time in a...

If there is any game that is batshit insanely fun and stupid at the same time, completely screwing up all logic in the process, it is no doubt Saints Row IV. I mean, what other game has wewe start off the game with killing terrorists and climbing on a kombora, yamuua while Aerosmith plays and blowing it up over Washington D.C. and instantly become the president of the United States with Keith David as vice president…. No game does that. And then… there’s the DLC. OH BOY, THE DLC.
Now, I just want to state that I NEVER buy DLC. Believe me, I once bought Majora’s Mask clothing for Super Smash Bros...

Well. Another Christmas, another mwaka of stress, later leading to total bankruptcy because of the expensive PS4 wewe bought for your children, and you’ll be forced to starve while your parents work multiple jobs just to get by. What a magical time of year. So, naturally, whenever this time of mwaka comes up, I play every video game I can find and look over at all of the krisimasi themed levels in it. Weather it is a huge mound of krisimasi with lights and ribbons, au if it’s a small mound of snow, krisimasi is always a nice thing to see in video games. So, today, I want to share with you...

wewe know, I made quite a lot of mashabiki on Fanpop…… So lets lose every single last one of them in one fail swoop. Now, there are a lot of fandoms. Sure, a lot of people look at them as terrible and annoying idiots that are Lost in their own little world, but, they aren’t nothing compared to the worst fandoms ever. Now, if wewe are a shabiki to these things, I am not saying that wewe are a terrible person, au an annoying person. I am just talking about those zaidi hardcore mashabiki who will defend their opinion like it’s a goddamn fort. Now, with that said, let’s start the list.

#5: anime - Now,...

I was in the darkness again. I couldn’t see anything. Every night, I would come here, unsure of where I am. Suddenly, I saw it. A white house. It was two stories tall, with a walkway that stretched for what felt like eternity. The windows were curved, all of them having red curtains. But, what stood out was the white door with the black doorknob. Why was this hear. It looked threatening, but at the same time, it seduced me, tempting me, wanting me to turn it and open the door. I slowly reached toward it. The distance of my hand the the doorknob slowly decreasing. I finally placed my hand...

applejack was walking around Ponyville. All the ponies were having a wonderful time, and the weather was like a summer siku in August. It was wonderful.

Applejack: Twilight, what's up?
Twilight: Man I still sound like a black man, but things are alright.
Applejack: do wewe know when Celestia will let wewe become a princess again?
Twilight: I have to cast a spell that can fix broken windows. Do wewe have any?
Applejack: Maybe, wewe can go check in the attic in my barn.
Twilight: Thanks man.

Twilight went to Sweet apple Acres, and checked where applejack told her to. Just then upinde wa mvua Dash...

Song: link



St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy onyesha that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank wewe everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank wewe very much....

Song: link

Sean: *Slowly pushing a DJ stereo down the tracks*
Passengers: *Headbanging while doing a rock sign with their fingers*
Ian: What have wewe done to my passengers?!
Sean: Gave them some enjoyable music.
Kevin & Liam: *Headbanging*
Stylo: Who's hosting?!
Blossom: I am. We have back to back episodes for The Real Powerpuff Girls, then at 8:30, we'll onyesha an episode from Ponies On The Rails, and Trainz.

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People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*
Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, wewe finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, you...

I was really not looking mbele to this game. drake of the 99 dragoni is infamous for being a broken, buggy, glitchy mess… zaidi so than the games I’ve played thus far. It was a game that was heavily advertised when it came out, having boasted about having the team that worked on Batman: The Animated series. Published kwa Majesco and developed kwa Idol FX, drake of the 99 dragoni was meant to be the start of a massive franchise, with drake of the 99 dragoni getting a comic book franchise and even an animated TV show. But due to the game being drake of the 99 Dragons, it was dead on arrival....

Dragon Ball Z, a onyesha from many people’s childhood, myself included. It was a onyesha that had stylish uhuishaji and art to it, insane battles, and a onyesha where characters would die. In the 90s, this shit was hardcore. Dragon Ball Z has dwindled in popularity recently, still very much popular, but not as much as it once was, probably due to Super being… the worst fucking thing. Hey, speaking of the worst fucking thing, Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22. Why 22, we’ll get into that. Published kwa Infograms in America, but Bandai in Japan, the game was developed kwa Tose Software, who has made...

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Sean: Welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We will not be here inayofuata Friday since that is the first Saturday of the mwezi of July, but we will see wewe on the 13th. And now, here's The Seven-Ups.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Seven Ups

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
Other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer*
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
Stallion: *Carrying a vase as he walks downstairs*
Buddy: *Looks...

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Song: link

Kevin: Here's another song from J+1.
Buttercup: Is Parker going to freak out again, au will he seriously be the host?
Kevin: Keep your fingers crossed, and we'll find out.
Buttercup: Fingers? *Looks at her hands* I don't have fingers.
Kevin: Oh...
Parker: *Arrives* Hello everyone! My name is Parker from The Nut House, and I got a good lineup for wewe tonight.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails - TV-MA
Gran Turismo - TV-PG

8:30 PM

The Nut House - TV-G. Bak2Bak

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady...

Song (Start at 3:14): link


Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are wewe doing here?! Wait, dammit. I'm sorry, I completely forgot. You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, I'm sorry, but it hasn't arrived yet. As wewe probably already know, it's going to be on Saturday, hence the title. There's not exactly a whole lot I can do for you, but tell wewe to come back on Saturday. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and wewe can definitely wait for success....