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Thomas: *Racing Sonic* You're not in any shows.
Sonic: I will be once On The Block begins season 2.
Thomas: Oh yeah.
Sonic: Plus my cousin Sean's in it.
Sean: *Blows his horn as he passes Thomas, and Sonic*
Sonic: Not that Sean.
Captain Jefferson: Gran Turismo is over. Let me go home.
Sonic: That's also the wrong Sean.
Sean The Hedgehog: *Waves hello to Sonic, and Thomas*
Thomas: But he's not.
Tom: Who cares?!?! Let's get those back to back episodes started!

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent...

I upendo animation. Hell, I am actually planning to get a career in being a writer for animation. And there are a lot of uhuishaji out there. However, some of them can be… pretty screwed up at times. Now, for this list, I am only including one scene per show. I am also only including episodes from shows that I have seen. Also, these have to be cartoons. So, Goosebumps, while scary, is out. Also, I am excluding most anime, because the orodha will be full of them. However, if it has been shown to kids on TV, than it is allowed. Okay, now, with all that said, let’s start the list.



#10: Imperfect...

After a tiring and busy siku of work in the hospital, the flaxen coated mare unlocked the door of the vaulted residence. Her tawny mane was in a messy bun, and she was dressed in a white coat. As she walked inside her home, she accidentally stumbled upon a few letter blocks and stuffed wanyama that belonged to her young daughter, Willow. Her tangerine eyes shut as she released a sigh, carefully walking around the mess, heading straight to the living room. It was six in the morning, so she did not want to bother her family who were sleeping upstairs, so she instead would sleep on the couch.

To...

Walter: (Buying masks, gloves, and a bottle of aspirin from the Mall-Mart)
Store Clerk: (Swiping items)
Customer: Come on, man. Hurry up
Walter: Hey, wewe mind shutting up? We all got crap we got to do
Customer: (To the store clerk) wewe aren’t questioning this guy buying all this stuff
Store Clerk: Honey, I make minimum wage a week. Unless this gets me a raise, I won’t swali a damn thing
Walter: So, why don’t wewe stop poking your nose where it doesn’t belong and head to the express isle
Customer: It’s zaidi than ten items
Walter: Well, look at you, with your body weight, I doubt you’ll...

So, let’s go over the underaged killer stories again in the creepypasta world. Okay, so we got Jeff the Killer- Well, this was a fucking mistake. As wewe know from… well, me, I am not a shabiki of the whole “emotional teenager becomes an unstoppable killer because people are too stupid to fight off a kisu wielding psychopath with a gun” creepypastas, au E.T.B.U.K.B.P.A.T.S.T.F.O.K.W.P.W.A.G. Creepyastas This includes Jeff the Killer, all of his awful shabiki creepypastas, Jane the Killer, Clockwork, and Eyeless Jack. And trust me, I’m going to touch upon those stories later on. So, when I...

Back during the sixth generation of gaming consoles, we got a game called Red Dead Revolver, the original, Red Dead Redemption, one of my inayopendelewa games of all time. Now, Red Dead Revolver wasn’t… Terrible. I liked it, in a way, but it was clearly not what everyone wanted. It had wewe go through linear missions, when everyone was hoping for GTA but with horses. Sure, it’s not a bad game, but everyone was hoping for an open world wild west game… But, little did they know, that there was a wild west open world game that was released… And still, little did they know, because no one I...

(Phillip and Walter walk down the hall of Ricardo’s building)
Phillip: Walter, do we really want to go back and work for this guy
Walter: He’s got money. We don’t. I think that if we work for him a bit longer, we could make our money back. Besides, I got everything planned out
Phillip: wewe do?
Walter: Yes. We’ll do just a few zaidi jobs for him, and when we’re sure we’ve got everything we need, we’ll do one last job. A huge heist at a bank.
Phillip: A-a bank heist?
Walter: Yes. It’s the perfect way to get all the money we need
(They open the door to Ricardo’s office)
Ricardo: (On the...

So, I was looking around the internet… and guess what… THERE ARE zaidi BONG CHONG DONG GHOST STORIES! AH HA HA HA HA!..... Fuck my life.
So, the inayofuata one I will be talking about is the Bong Chong Ghost 2. So, is this one any better than the original…. lets find out.
So, it starts with yet another nameless character, this time a boy. So, he is waiting in the train station, alone. Gee, wewe think with a population as big as Korea’s, you’d think zaidi people would be in the subway. Anyway, as he’s waiting, he see’s this woman, who is walking around. She is stumbling around, and the boy...

Hey, so, I guess this is going to be a recuring thing, it seems.... oh well. Well, I guess I will go ahead and talk about zaidi things that irritate me.. seriously, we must be up to thirty kwa now.

Stereotypes - Now, these jokes are just some of the stupidest things ever. Literally, there are stereotypes for everyone. Idiots have to be slurred and cross-eyes, which is fucking bullshit (I made a rant about why this is false in my Derpy Hooves review already, so I won't continue it again). If your old, wewe are very forgetful, also bullshit, because my grandmother is in here seventies, and she can...

(News onyesha starts)
Announcer: This is R.A.T News, ripoti on American Tidings
News Anchor: This just in. Eastwood High School has been hit with a dangerous plague. Here to give wewe this story is our on-the-field reporter, Victoria Hurtless
Victoria: Thanks James. Eastwood has been known for many different things. Its drug busts, its pathetic police, and now, homosexuality. After getting information from a… (Looks over Spacebook on her phone) reliable source, we were able to find that homosexuality has been running rampant in Eastwood. Here is the one who has been giving us this information
Cody:...

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV onyesha they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created...