wewe know what I can’t fucking stand? All these Jeff the Killer ripoffs. Jane the Killer, Nina the Killer, Jenn the Killer, Jenny the Killer. Killer this. Killer that. ARE wewe FUCKING KIDDING?! What is it with the emotional teenage girls liking this pathetic little bitch, kahaba of a serial killer. He’s not even attractive, unless wewe find someone who just got done tounging a weedwhacker attractive. And his story is fucking awful, so why do people like this pale little shit so much to the point where there are ripoffs. And no, the ripoffs are just as bad. A perfect example is this one I am kusoma to wewe all now, known as Cleo the Killer.
So it starts with, what do wewe know, another Mary-sue-ish character. Oh, fuck me with a machete- uandishi Tip 101: You’re protagonist should never be a Mary-Sue. Your character needs to have something that keeps them from being an overpowered person. If you’re character is a Mary-Sue, and everyone loves them au they are powerful, than it is impossible to relate to alisema character, making all of their actions completely meaningless to the reader. NEVER MAKE A MARY-SUE! But no, all these Jeff the Killer ripoffs authors think that an emotional teenager can take on the military with just a jikoni knife. So, it starts with Cleo walking into school, hearing about this new kid named Jeff… I thought Jeff always went to this school. How can wewe make zaidi flaws to a creepypasta that was flaws from the fucking start?!
So, after that, Cleo walks to her locker, which, kwa SHEER COINCIDENCE, just so happens to be right inayofuata to Jeff’s locker. What unoriginal and horribly uncreative luck. So, for no reason, these bullies come up and shove Cleo into her locker, to which she then beats them up… And then she gets detention. That escalated quickly. A little too fucking quickly. After a few days, Cleo talks to Jeff… and this is just ignored, because Jeff goes crazy after being caught on moto and murders his parents. Oh boy, two shitty stories for the price of one. Just my fucking luck. So, a few days later (What is with the damn time skips) Cleo gets bullied again, and this time, she just stabs the bullies with a pocket kisu she had conveniently been carrying around. So, once she goes home…… Actually, no, I want all of wewe kusoma this to get closer, and read this inayofuata part of the creepypasta VERY slowly. Trust me, this is something so fucking stupid, it has to be seen to be believed. So, when Cleo gets home…. She goes to the bathroom…. And slices out both of her eyes…….. Yes. She intentionally cuts out both of her eyes for no damn reason. That just happened. Why in the name of fuck did she cut out her eyes. She had no reason to cut out her eyes. No, she’s just a crazy bitch, kahaba who wanted to do something stupid. Even if Jeff is an emotional little shit, wewe gotta give him some credit. At least he wasn’t dumb enough to blind himself on purpose. But this stupid bitch, kahaba just cut out her goddamn eyes like it would be scary. No, it’s just fucking dumb.
So, her mother walks into the room, trying to comfort Cleo… And Cleo then tells her to go get her dad so they could settle this. That’s right. Since her mother tried to comfort her, that means she betrayed Cleo’s trust, and now she has to die for caring for her daughter…. This is the stupidest fucking person I have ever seen in my entire life. So, her mother goes to get her dad, she tells him to get the shotgun and kill her. Because if my daughter is ever depressed and blinds herself, the best solution is to shoot her with the 12 gauge. So, as wewe can see, everyone in this story is a piece of human shit. Also, Cleo knows he has the shotgun. This would be believable, except for, well, wewe know, SHE CUT OUT HER FUCKING EYES! HOW THE FUCK DO wewe KNOW HE HAS THE SHOTGUN WHEN wewe CAN’T FUCKING SEE! So, of course, she kills them for no fucking reason, writes a sentence in blood because “scary”, and leaves the woods, possibly being the stupidest idea for a killer since Gary Busey played as a psychotic gingerbreadman.
I am not being over-dramatic here people. This is without a doubt the worst Jeff the Killer ripoff I have ever read in my entire life. From all the plot holes bigger than the craters on the fucking moon, to some of the worst creepypasta killers of all time, to just stupid as fuck story telling, it isn’t just one of the worst ripoff creepypastas, it’s one of the worst creepypastas PERIOD! But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
So it starts with, what do wewe know, another Mary-sue-ish character. Oh, fuck me with a machete- uandishi Tip 101: You’re protagonist should never be a Mary-Sue. Your character needs to have something that keeps them from being an overpowered person. If you’re character is a Mary-Sue, and everyone loves them au they are powerful, than it is impossible to relate to alisema character, making all of their actions completely meaningless to the reader. NEVER MAKE A MARY-SUE! But no, all these Jeff the Killer ripoffs authors think that an emotional teenager can take on the military with just a jikoni knife. So, it starts with Cleo walking into school, hearing about this new kid named Jeff… I thought Jeff always went to this school. How can wewe make zaidi flaws to a creepypasta that was flaws from the fucking start?!
So, after that, Cleo walks to her locker, which, kwa SHEER COINCIDENCE, just so happens to be right inayofuata to Jeff’s locker. What unoriginal and horribly uncreative luck. So, for no reason, these bullies come up and shove Cleo into her locker, to which she then beats them up… And then she gets detention. That escalated quickly. A little too fucking quickly. After a few days, Cleo talks to Jeff… and this is just ignored, because Jeff goes crazy after being caught on moto and murders his parents. Oh boy, two shitty stories for the price of one. Just my fucking luck. So, a few days later (What is with the damn time skips) Cleo gets bullied again, and this time, she just stabs the bullies with a pocket kisu she had conveniently been carrying around. So, once she goes home…… Actually, no, I want all of wewe kusoma this to get closer, and read this inayofuata part of the creepypasta VERY slowly. Trust me, this is something so fucking stupid, it has to be seen to be believed. So, when Cleo gets home…. She goes to the bathroom…. And slices out both of her eyes…….. Yes. She intentionally cuts out both of her eyes for no damn reason. That just happened. Why in the name of fuck did she cut out her eyes. She had no reason to cut out her eyes. No, she’s just a crazy bitch, kahaba who wanted to do something stupid. Even if Jeff is an emotional little shit, wewe gotta give him some credit. At least he wasn’t dumb enough to blind himself on purpose. But this stupid bitch, kahaba just cut out her goddamn eyes like it would be scary. No, it’s just fucking dumb.
So, her mother walks into the room, trying to comfort Cleo… And Cleo then tells her to go get her dad so they could settle this. That’s right. Since her mother tried to comfort her, that means she betrayed Cleo’s trust, and now she has to die for caring for her daughter…. This is the stupidest fucking person I have ever seen in my entire life. So, her mother goes to get her dad, she tells him to get the shotgun and kill her. Because if my daughter is ever depressed and blinds herself, the best solution is to shoot her with the 12 gauge. So, as wewe can see, everyone in this story is a piece of human shit. Also, Cleo knows he has the shotgun. This would be believable, except for, well, wewe know, SHE CUT OUT HER FUCKING EYES! HOW THE FUCK DO wewe KNOW HE HAS THE SHOTGUN WHEN wewe CAN’T FUCKING SEE! So, of course, she kills them for no fucking reason, writes a sentence in blood because “scary”, and leaves the woods, possibly being the stupidest idea for a killer since Gary Busey played as a psychotic gingerbreadman.
I am not being over-dramatic here people. This is without a doubt the worst Jeff the Killer ripoff I have ever read in my entire life. From all the plot holes bigger than the craters on the fucking moon, to some of the worst creepypasta killers of all time, to just stupid as fuck story telling, it isn’t just one of the worst ripoff creepypastas, it’s one of the worst creepypastas PERIOD! But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take