Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There wewe are, wewe fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... wewe hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill wewe all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...

JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
In my opinion. Johnny was the best protagonist. He's so fun to use.. And he's actually quite relatable in most ways. Coarse. This also goes for Niko, but that's anouther story.
Anyway. After his once best friend, Billy Grey had finally Lost his mind and Johnny having had to put him down.
Johnny was in charge of the lost.. But he became a meth addict, and all that made him badass we're removed, because if it weren't I'm pretty sure Trevor and him would of been easily matched in a fight. But instead, Johnny was too gullible, and it cost him his life. And Trevor. Knowing they would...

Hello everyone, I am your host, Windwakerguy430, I am here to onyesha wewe memes from all over the internet and I shall decide if the meme is Fine au Foul. Today, we will be looking at the famous entity known only as Slender Man. Now, before we can talk about Slender Man, we need to talk about the origin of how he became just a picture to one of the biggest internet celebrity. On a foramu known as Something Awful, a user ilitumwa a picture of a group of kids with an odd looking man in the back. The title of the picha was known as Slender Man. Since then, he started getting zaidi and zaidi famous.
The...

How odd is it to read a fanfic based off a commercial. Pretty odd. But if it's good, then I'm all for it... But, what if that fanfic has rape and incest... That's the Saving dakika Saves Money fanfic.
Seriously, how does rape come to mind when wewe write a fanfic based on a cellphone commercial. Well, fuck, someone did it, and, surprise, surprise, sur-fucking-prise, some one did, apparently.
So, it starts with our character, Brad, getting yelled at kwa his mother for wasting minutes. Well, so far it is accurate to the commercial. Soon, Brad gets pissed and throws his mother onto the floor. And...

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's just a joke. Just a Joke. JUST A FUCKING JOKE!!! Today's fanfic is Just a Joke.
Now, this is a Smosh fanfic. Now, I enjoy Smosh. It is a very funny internet series and I really enjoy it. But.... We get Just a Joke. From every chapter, I was fucking sick to my stomach.
So, this is a sjipfic of Ian and Anthony. And, it is not just sickening, but it is fucking boring. When the story isn't making wewe vomit, its making wewe fall to sleep. And, this is one of the stories I really didn't want to finish....

Saten is trying to do tryouts for a play, the coach becomes frustrated with poor acts, Saten's rival sabotages performance and gets him cut.

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Saten returns home, angry, Sword calls to him from a vent in the house where he was trapped chasing a dropped piece of Skittles candy, and if Saten gets him out he'll help in return.

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BEDROOM / Sword had escaped.

Sword: I use to do characters and back before I met wewe guys (shows scrapbook) I was half of the most maarufu ventril-agrgah act in the world....

Western films, sinema about the freedom of the uncharted west of America, where man could make their own rules. And the samurai film, sinema about warriors that fight and die with courage and honor. So what if some Hollywood smuck alisema “Let’s put them together”, and put them together they did. The story of a samurai in an old west setting is nothing new. Putting an outdated group like the samurai in an era where guns were prevalent to see how they can stand toe to toe with outlaws and gunslingers has been around since the 1971 film Red Sun, yet very few games were made of it. The only...

QuikPiks are a side part of NikPiks that I do when I write makala that are much smarter than the usual and when I want to get a point out there quickly. So if I have a topic that I will spend less than an saa working and editing on, well, this is what to expect.

Let’s talk about Saints Row, preferably 2. Now for those who may not have played the franchise, wewe may think, “Saints Row? wewe mean that lame GTA rip off that just turned into pure insanity that everyone grew to hate”. But me, an intellectual, would tell you, “Of course not.” But it’s fair to think that. Saints Row did...

wewe know what’s a setting that indie developers really seem to like? The cyberpunk genre. I’m not complaining, I upendo that stuff too. But I have like three games played that are cyberpunk, and I am pretty sure I have zaidi waiting to be played that are also taking place in that setting. And naturally, I thought I would review the one I played first on here before the others. And low and behold, it is one that many people have talked about before, VA-11 HALL-A, pronounced Valhalla.



VA-11 HALL-A is set in a cyberpunk world, where corporations decide the fate of humans, where everyone...

Oh boy, we still got some Cultober to go through, everybody. au at the least, we’ve reached the ranking moment for these movies. I think we had a good haul this season. We had a few goodies, a few mehs, and some trash in the mix. But it was mostly a good first year. So let’s talk about the movies, talking about the worst ones and then making our way to the good ones, and what I recommend for ones viewing pleasure. Oh, and I will be rating this film on a ten outta ten scale, 5 points for how scary au spooky the film is and another 5 for how enjoyable it is. So there’s a chance I may like...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 4: Fat Pat

Song: link

Fat Pat: *Sitting on his throne*
Shirtless Shane: *Sitting inayofuata to him*
Fred: *Reading a book*
Bruce: *Searching for Mbwa mwitu loups on a laptop*
Fat Pat: Shane.
Shirtless Shane: Yes?
Fat Pat: How was our last shipment?
Shirtless Shane: Successful. Why sir?
Fat Pat: It was two days ago. Why haven't we been making anymore shipments?
Shirtless...

Wind: Okay, I know wewe guys are mad, but-
Link: Your damn right were mad
Wind: Well, that’s good to hear. But, I really need to get going and-
Tetra: Oh no. You’re not going anywhere until wewe tell us why it took a whole fucking mwezi to make another After Adventure episode.
Wind: Well, I could tell you….. but, there is some a job wewe need to do, so bye
Link: A job, wewe think we’ll get money for it
Tetra: I’m not sure. I guess we’ll have to check
(Some Time Later)
Link: Okay, where is the treasure. I followed that guys map
(Flashback)
Link: Hey, where is the treasure
Ho-Ho: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE...

Our protagonist.... named "Boy", because his parents never loved him, was looking through the assortment of treasure (And kwa treasure, I mean a bunch of garbage not even a homeless man would want) at a yard sale. Suddenly, he found a cartridge, katriji ya lying on the meza, jedwali written in black marker "Majora's Mask". Since Boy has not played Majora's Mask in ages, he decided to buy the game from the old man which looked 90% like a serial killer and 10% a pedophile.
"How much does this game cost?, alisema Boy.
The Old Man stroked his moustache, because he really liked to do that, and said, "Oh, it's free".
Boy,...

Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. wewe live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When wewe look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, wewe see, I have this salama here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, wewe just have this big punda salama lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link:...

Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what happened
King of Red Lions: Oh, Link, good thing your safe. After your Pokemon burned down that building, I got wewe out of there
Link: Huh (Sees Tetra) Holy shit, did me and Tetra-
King of Red Lions: No
Link: Goddamn it
King of Red Lions: Anyway, we need to go to the sacred realm again, because............. Well, lets go (Goes through portal)

King of Red Lions: Well, here we are
Link: (Breathes for air) Why the fuck didn't wewe warn me
King of Red Lions: I can't help it. I'm a boat. I don't even have lungs. Anyway, just go in there, and take Tetra
Tetra: (Wakes up) Did someone...

Courtroom No. 3
12: 00 p.m. June 16th

Judge: So, I believe that Mr. Mays was able to bring in the witness
Marcus: Yes, your honor. She is a little scared, so I suggest wewe try to keep calm... Mr. Justice
Swift: *There is something about this guy... I don't know what... But I feel like... No, thats just crazy talk*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Jessica: I'm Jessica Jess and... Well... Lou prefers to do all the hard work
Marcus: So wewe witnessed the murder
Jessica: ...Yes
Marcus: And, could wewe tell us who was the killer
Lou: ...*smile*
Jessica: I-it was... It was Lou
Lou: ................WHAT!!!...

Here’s another list, because twenty Lost games wasn’t enough. There was way too much games that were Lost for several reasons. You’d think that in this siku and age, it would be hard to lose a game with the level of internet access we have. But no, there are still hundreds of games out there, that never made it to consoles, and probably will stay that way. There was just way too much to leave out, I just had to make a sekunde list, continuing the discussion on Lost video games that were either eventually found, have some evidence of their existence, au are so obscure, wewe probably wouldn’t...

Okay, let’s just get the most controversial opinion out of the way. Let’s talk about the biggest horror game franchise of this year, and maybe even of all time, also being the video game franchise that I… well… How do I put this… I don’t like Five Nights at Freddy’s
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the mashabiki tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. wewe don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody...

Yet another fanfic about a onyesha I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A onyesha in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at maarufu stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the onyesha named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...