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Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: wewe know, wewe shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did wewe hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase wewe forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a mti stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. wewe look very adorable. I gotta take wewe to meet some friends....

We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality kwa making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.



#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get wewe a new weapon, levels wewe up, au gives wewe money. However, there are THOSE survivors. wewe know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...

Freddy started the story kwa narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

 

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms mitaani, mtaa (supposebly where most of Freddy's...

~Story~

In 3045, humanity has been enslaved kwa a The Master Race, a race of chrome robots that are powered from the knowledge of humanity's smartest humans. Humans who were deemed as “Rotten” to the Master Race, they were sent to work in constructing God’s Eye, a large compound above Earth where other members of the Master Race from across the globe can meet from this one structure that is connected to every country in the world. The smarter humans known as “Source” are placed into small chambers where they are put to sleep and imagine themselves in a world before the Master Race came...

wewe know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only cartoons on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one onyesha that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this onyesha started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of televisheni limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only onyesha saved kwa Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...

Now, people have been talking about the creepypasta called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if wewe play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell wewe all that this story sucks. Or, zaidi importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack alisema it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, wewe can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought wewe liked Rarity....

Song: link

Rainbow Dash: Ooh, listen to that guitar.
Sean & Grayback: *Racing each other while pulling their trains*
Orion: Who knew trains could race?
Hawkeye: I did. I raced with Gordon a few times.
Mily: *Passes Thomas*
Screwball: *Pops up from nowhere* Hello, I'm Screwball. I'm your hostess for this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.

Trainz: Rated TV-G
Ponies On The Rails: Rated TV-MA
The Adventures of upinde wa mvua Dash: Rated TV-G
The Adventures of upinde wa mvua Dash: Rated TV-G

Screwball: That sounds about right. Trains on one half, and no trains...

Stand: One Vision
Appearance: A dark green phantom with a single eye on the center of it’s face. It wears a black cloak, and can use it to hide the hundreds of arms that make up it’s body.
Abilities: One Vision is able to drag anything from one piece of paper to another. It does not matter what the paper may be, it can drag it through the it. It is also able to send itself and it’s user through a piece of paper like a sort of teleportation. This can be done with anything, such as newspapers, napkins, posters, etc. As long as its paper. One Vision can also spy on anyone through a piece of...

Alan, and Stuart were running towards a dealership.

Stuart: I'm not certain if we have the money to buy a new car.
Alan: Who alisema we were buying it? I happen to know how to hot wire cars.
Stuart: No. We are not hot wiring a car.
Alan: Not even that one? *Points at a red 1967 Oldsmobile 442 convertible*
Stuart: wewe have to be fucking kidding.
Alan: I'm not, now let's go before those bad guys onyesha up. *Runs to the Oldsmobile*
Stuart: I think it's salama to wait for my Packard to be repaired.
Alan: Fuck that. We need to get out of here. It's now au never. *Gets in the car* A good thing someone decided...

Oh boy, now it’s time to get to a real treasure. Today is the fourth siku of Christmas, and today’s movie is a… real mess. Back in the good old days of the 90s when being a homosexual was the worse than being a murderer, Hollywood needed to create a horror movie, because the most maarufu horror movie out around that time was Aliens: Resurrection… Yeah. So, I guess that this movie would easily dominate the horror sinema that year, and it shows, because this movie was made on a small budget, and didn’t even get that back. Is this movie a Lost gem and should get zaidi attention- No…….....

(This is a redo on a review that I was not satisfied with. Please kubeba with me)


When I was a young, stupid little 13-year-old who was new to anime and hormones, I was looking through some maarufu anime that people are fond of. I then came across this one anime, and finally, my hormones and my lust for horror were catered to all at once. Now, as a young, stupid 17-year-old who is experienced with both anime and hormones, I am not zaidi able to talk about this anime PROPERLY! Seriously, I reviewed this anime about three times, and I hated all of them. But hopefully, I can be a little satisfied....

Some time ago, when I played Saints Row IV, there was a scene where Roddy Piper and Keith David were fighting in an alley in a pretty humorous way. I had no idea what the scene was, until I watched this movie. Now it all makes perfect sense. Another John Carpenter movie, as if three this mwaka weren’t enough. Thankfully, it’s a good one. Probably one of his most loved of all time. And that movie is the satirical sci-fi horror classic, They Live.





The movie follows a drifter kwa the name of John Nada, who comes to a town finding work, but instead, he manages to find something even bigger....

Back in the 1950’s, there was a movie kwa the name of The Thing from Another World. It was really cheesy and kinda silly, but it was a decent movie. Probably outdated today. I wouldn’t know. I haven’t watched it in years. So, in the 80s, John Carpenter, who worked on the Halloween movie, had started working on a remake, and thank god that we get to talk about a good remake on here. Probably my personal inayopendelewa remake out of all of them. That remake is The Thing, and it definitely is a thing alright. A good thing… Did I Really write that?





So the movie takes place in the Antarctic,...

In 1977, Stephen King, famous horror story writer, released his book titled The Shining. It was a pretty disturbing book that a lot of people enjoyed. So much, that it even got a movie made, directed kwa the legendary Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick had not worked on horror sinema before, so he wanted to give The Shining a shot. That sort of work ended up leading to one of the most influential and most iconic and greatest horror sinema of all time… In my opinion anyway.



The Shining follows Jack Torrance, a writer suffering from writer's block, who takes the job watching over the Overlook Hotel...