D.Va with a side of salt

EPISODE 1:
Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).
Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweat pants) Hey. Nice car man.
Man: Jee. Thanks mister..
Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a bila mpangilio magazine).
Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I suppose to do with this!? 
Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's suppose to distract wewe as I steal your car.
Audience: (laughs and claps),
Man: (angrily) Hey! 
Trevor: (driving off) wewe just been T-Jacked, bitch! 
Audience: (cheers at this)  

Trevor: (still...

Now, there is this one internet flash game that I have played, and I love. It is a game known only as One Chance.
Now, One Chance is a Newgrounds flash game, where wewe make your own decisions and see what they do on the story. It sounds like a good story, but trust me, this story is depressing as hell. wewe play as a scientist, who has helped find the cure for cancer. However, as the story continues, wewe then realize that this medicine doesn’t just kill cancer cells, but it kills all the cells in the human body, and the scientists are now trying to find a cure for it. Now, I am going to spoil...

Well, its not everyday wewe see a fanfic based off Scooby-Doo. Now, before I start, I was always a shabiki of mystery shows, and Scooby-Doo was no exception. It had lovable characters, great, humor, and was a well written show…. can’t say the same for the fuckton of sinema it has, but that’s beside the point. So, wewe would expect someone would write a respectful fanfic about the show, right… Well, this fanfic, Stolen Thunder, surprisingly, does that. Yeah, after all the shit I read, this fanfic actually does something right. How does it do that? Well, lets find out.
So, it starts with the...

Hey, what do wewe know, its a Sonic the hedgehog fanfic. Now, wewe already know it sucks. Sonic is known for having some of the worst fanfics imaginable. And this one, right here, is no exception. This fanfic is known only as The Flatulence…. Someone, help me.
So, this happens 20 years in the future. Eggman is dead from old age, and Sonic is married to Amy… Why, I don’t know. Also, Sonic is fat, and is fucking disgusting, because we have to use every bit of gross out humor in this fanfic. Now, I am not a shabiki of gross out humor. I never got why people liked it. I always found it sickening....