Minecraft In A Nutshell

School Boy: Great. Late again (Walks out) Okay, master, I’m leaving
Drunk Master: (Jumps out of a pile of bia cans) Oh, okay. Here (Hands Wind toast)
School Boy: …… What is this?
Drunk Master: It’s toast. All late students need to eat toast on the way to school
School Boy: Actually, I already ate-
Drunk Master: EAT THE F**KING TOAST
(Later)
School Boy: (Runs with toast in his mouth)
Perverted Friend: hujambo confusing as hell Japanese name #1
School Boy: Hello, confusing as hell Japanese name #2
Perverted Friend: Hey, look, it’s that girl wewe like
Love Interest: (Runs to school, with her breasts...

Oh............ I am going to get so much hate for this. But, I just can't hold it in. I have to say it.............. I fucking hate Family Guy......... Now, before wewe call your local hitmen, please hear me out.
Now, back then, at least around the first four seasons, Family Guy was actually good. I loved this onyesha back then. They had some great comedy, there was always wonderful characters, and amazing morals. But, as time went on, Family Guy got cancelled, only to come back, but with a bigger ego. If wewe ask me, Family Guy is the adult equivalent of Spongebob. It used to be a great onyesha with...

Rick, Glenn and Hershel heard voices from outside the bar, obviously looking for Dave and Tony.

Glenn insisted that they had to be super quite, but unfortunately Rick saw a fly, and began wasting bullets shooting at the fly.

At one point the fly landed on his face. "Oh, ho, now I got yeah" Rick said, pointing the gun directly at the fly, as it was still laying on his nose.

Glenn slapped Rick's gun away, before Rick's stupidy would cost him his own life.

But things only gone from bad to worse as the group side mistook it as them attacking, and began shooting back at them, and although Rick's group...

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Sean The Hedgehog: Welcome to the sekunde half of our show. We will be inaonyesha wewe the Thomas & Marafiki spoof, Thomas & The Magic Railway.

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Me: I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D
Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

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Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

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Narrator: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*
Narrator: This...

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Kevin & Liam: *Running past several buildings*
Wayne: Come back here you!!!
Eddie: What did they do to Wayne this time?
Alex: They offered him a drink.
Eddie: What?
Alex: I know. Ridiculous, but I saw the whole thing.
Wayne: My pride is ruined thanks to wewe two!!
Annie: *Watching the chase* Okay. That was odd. Anyways, my name is Annie from On The Block, and I'm your hostess tonight. We have a good onyesha for wewe tonight. The schedule is down below.

8:00 PM

Trainz - Back2Back

8:30 PM

Ponies On The Rails - Back2Back

Annie: Enjoy two episodes of Trainz, and Ponies On The Rails.

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Nick VS Litterbugs

Nick: (Sleeping in his dorm)
Cody: (Knocks on his door)
Nick: (Crawls out of bed, then onto the floor, then crawls over to the door and opens it)
Cody: Hey, Nick, I was wondering when your gonna get up for school
Nick: ................ (Tries to shut door, but Cody blocks it with his foot)
Cody: Now, come on, wewe need to get to your classes
Nick: I'm sick... Now piss off (Shuts door) (Well, I'm sick of classes that is)
(A piece of garbage gets thrown at the window of his dorm and leaves a large stain on it)
Nick: What the hell (Looks outside to see a crowd of people walking kwa his...