battle_tendency.mp4

Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There wewe are, wewe fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... wewe hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill wewe all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...

King of Red Lions: Now that we have all the orbs, we can finally place them on three islands and get into another temple
Link: FUUUUUUUU-

Blue Statue: (Heavy sigh)
Link: So, are wewe one of the statues I have to, for some reason, place a ball on
Blue Statue: Whatever
Link: Um.... Okay (Places ball on statue)

Red Statue: Who the fuck are you
Link: Um... I came to give wewe this ball
Red Statue: Get the fuck out of my face
Link: I'll just place it here (Places ball on statue)

Green Statue: Wow, man, welcome, bro
Link: Yeah, can wewe hold this
Green Statue: Sure man, I'll hold your ball....... Oh man, man, that...

~A Desire of Knowledge~
*Benny was sitting at his desk, the lab that he sat within kwa his lonesome was dark except for the single computer in front of him, lingering over him, the glare hitting his face as he worked in the night. The cool, autumn wind blew through the open window and brushed against him as he continued to work. A strange phenomenon was going on in the world of science. A strange artifact was found floating amongst space. It was something that no one on their own could tell what it was. The thought of what it could be drove Benny to utter hysteria, as he was obsessed on finding...

Wind: (Sleeping)
Mom: Wind, wake up
Wind: (Wakes up) What, mom?
Mom: wewe overslept again. Were wewe too excited for the festival
Wind: Kinda, but that’s only because that festival is the only interesting thing that happens in this damn village
Mom: Well, you’d better hurry. And remember. I want wewe to behave yourself
Wind: Sure… I’ll be sure to behave myself

Wind: (Walking into the festival) Okay, so, what should I do fi- (Gets bumped into)
Marle: (Falls onto the ground)
Wind: Goddamn, it watch where you’re going
Marle: (Drops her locket)
Wind: (Picks it up) (What a nice locket. Maybe I could...

(Light appears from ocean)
King of Red Lions: Here it is, the portal to the sacred realm
Link: Are wewe sure it isn't hell
King of Red Lions: Of course not..... Except for the fact that this sacred realm only has Dubstep. I hate dubstep. But, it does hold the sacred saber, so head to get the sacred saber stuck in the sacred plinth in the sacred realm
Link: What makes this place so sacred, exactly
King of Red Lions: I......... Don't know. Just go and get the sword
Link: Fine
(Link and King of Red Lions go into ocean)

(Link and King of Red Lions rise from ocean)
King of Red Lions: There, are wewe okay Link...

King of Red Lions: Ah, here we are. Forest Haven
Link: If its a haven, then why is there a temple that is possibly filled with demonic hellspawns
King Red of Lions: ........................................... Anyway, just go and meet the Great Deku Tree
Link: Wait, didn't that guy die in the past games
King of Red Lions: Yeah, but were in a different game, so its okay
Link: Oh okay

Link: Okay, so where is this giant tree
Great Deku Tree: Oh, hello there, good sir
Link: Who are you
Great Deku Tree: I am the Great Deku Tree....... obviously. I am the only mti in the world with a face
Link: So, where is...

Link: (Wakes up) Ow, sweet jesus that sucked
???: Ah, good to see your awake
Link: Who alisema that? Are wewe a ghost
???: No (Boat turns its head towards Link) It is I. The King of Red Lions. Your new sidekick
Link: AHHHHHH
King of Red Lions: Did I startle you
Link: Well yes
King of Red Lions: I guess its the fact that I can talk
Link: No
King of Red Lions: Well, it happens a lo- Wait, no?
Link: Yeah. I was startled that wewe weren't annoying. I mean, most sidekicks are like this
Navi: hujambo LISTEN hujambo LISTEN
Link: au this
Kebora Gebora: If wewe are ever lost, look at your map. Now stay there while I tell you...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....

Well, everyone, we finally reached the 200th article. Can wewe believe it. Over 199 makala and one whole mwaka later, and we have done so much to do with this series. So, what can I do for wewe guys to celebrate this 200th makala and one mwaka anniversary? Simple. I will review a movie. Yeah, crazy isn’t it. I have NEVER reviewed a movie before in this series, but, for wewe guys, I am going to make the first movie review for wewe guys. So, what film am I going to review for wewe guys? Well, how about Where the Dead Go to Die… Oooohh…. shit. So, before I review this movie, I need to tell you...

Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my inayopendelewa shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be alisema about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope wewe all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the onyesha started in October 2010. MLP was created kwa Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters nyumbani for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this onyesha is amazing. Of course, the...

Everybody: *On their phones*

Jared: Uh, don't wewe guys want to talk au something?

Joshua: NO. PHONES ARE EVERYTHING JARED. >:)

Jared: Ok then.... o____O

Jared: Then, uh, anybody want to go outside? Play some Baseball? Anything that isn't related to pho-

Everyone: NO!

Jared: Alright then. Today is going to be FUN. -_____-

*A little while later*

Joshua: Oh no, my phones almost out of battery. Better charge it up! :D

Madison: Funny, I was going to say the same thing....

Mike: I do NOT like where this is going..... o_____O

*Everyone's phone dies out*

Mike: So Jared, how many power outlets do wewe have...