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posted by minniemeg
Authors note: Hi, this is my first time publishing something that wasn't shabiki fiction but its what I've been passionate about forever. So please forgive the inconsistent rhyming.

If I never saw wewe again.

How happy my life would be!

I'd be jumping up and down the walls so full of glee!

No zaidi nagging!

No zaidi griping!

No zaidi constant whining!

No zaidi rants about how dreadful your life is!

I could be free from the locks that is your torn up mind, no longer a prisoner in my own home.

Aw the very thought of never hearing your voice again fills me with so much joy!

No zaidi yelling!

No zaidi shrieking!

No zaidi do this au do that!

The very mention of my name kwa your irritable voice makes my ears bleed buckets.

The look of your horrendous face when yelling at me makes me vomit on the inside.

To imagine my life without you.

Is like a dream that's impossible to obtain.

Oh well, whilst I sleep that dream I long is true.

Where I am so happy.

To never see you.
Last summer I went to Los Angeles to stay with my cousin for a few weeks.One afternoon we were having lunch in a nice restaurant in the centre of the town when my cousin got a call on her mobile phone and went outside to talk.While she was speaking to her friend,I suddenly noticed a man in a black hat who was sitting at the inayofuata table.It was the actor Johnny Depp!He was alone,and I decided to take my chance.So I got up and went to his table:'Excuse me,could I have my picha taken with you?'I asked.He alisema yes,so I stopped a waitress who was passing kwa and gave her my camera.She took the picha of me and Johnny,I thanked them both,and then I returned to my table.When my cousin came back,I smiled.'Why are wewe looking so pleased with yourself?'she asked.
'I had my picha taken with Johnny Depp.'
'Johnny Depp?Where is he?'
'He's sitting over there.Look!'
She turned around to look and then started to laugh.
'That's not Johnny Depp!'I looked at the man in the black hat-he was laughing too.
posted by ZekiYuro
My Name's Jon,And This Happened To Me When I Was On Holiday In Seville,In The South of Spain.


I was having a coffee in a bar when a man came up to me.He was quite smartly dressed,and he looked very respectable.'Do wewe speak English?'he asked.He definitely wasn't Spanish,but I'm not sure where he was from.'I'm very sorry to bother you,but I have a serious problem,'he continued.'I'm here on a business trip,and I've Lost my briefcase-it had my passport,my wallet,my money,my credit cards,my mobile,my address book,everthing.Could wewe help me?I need to borrow 60 euros to get the train to Madrid-my...
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posted by ZekiYuro
In 1952,Audrey Hepburn was in Rome,making the film Roman Holiday with Gregory Peck.She was engaged to James Hanson,a London 'playboy',and she asked a famous Italian designer,Zoe Fontana,to make her a dress for the wedding.

Signora Fontana said,'Audrey was 23.She was so young and so beautiful then.She tried the dress on many times.It was in white lace,with a lot of tiny buttons down the back,and she wanted to wear flowers on her head.'

But 2 weeks before the wedding,Audrey Hepburn decided not to get married.She phoned Zoe Fontana and said,'I've cancelled the wedding.But I want another girl to...
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posted by ZekiYuro
Here are some zaidi texts from people.
1.Writing and then sending a funny e-mail au text message to my friends.And of course,imagining their faces when they read it.

2.I really like driving at night when there's no traffic,listening to my favourite music.I feel completely free.

3.Staying in kitanda on Sunday morning and kusoma the newspaper.Then getting up very late and having my dog for a walk.

4.I enjoy going to the jym and really getting tired then taking a long hot kuoga followed kwa a nice hot cup of tea.There's nothing better.

5.Turning off my computer at the end of the day.Leaving work,and getting into my car to go home!It's the best moment of the day.I upendo it!
As we know,Richard Taylor-a 26-year-old musician-claimed that his best friend Danny knows him better than his mother,Mrs.Meg,by the way they chose the girfriends for him.So what about hearing what he alisema about those girls?

1.His friend's choice:Claire
"I was very optimistic when I went to meet Claire.,My first impression was that she was very friendly and very extrovert.Physically she was my type-she was quite slim and not very tall with long dark hair-very pretty.
And she was very funny too.She had a great sense of humour.We laughed a lot.But the only problem was that Claire was very talkative.She...
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Dear Diary,

I hate my life now. I am now going against everything of what I stand for. It's all because of one stupid mistake. I can't write about it now. It's just too shameful to write about it. Today I mostly hung around my room. au my new room in Jerry's house. Man I hate him so much now. wewe are probably thinking Who are you? What are wewe talking about?
I am Lily. I'm a super hero. Actually no I am not. I can die like a normal person but I can't get hurt easily. I have zaidi than one powers so I live a normal life span.
You know I am actually not a super hero anymore but I'm working on that....
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I work for a magazine,which was doing an makala about British language learners.As an experiment,they asked me to learn a completely new language for one month.Then I had to go to the country and do some"tests"to see if I could"survive"in different situations.I decided to learn Polish because my great-grandmother was Polish and I have some relatives there.I can already speak French and Spanish quite well but Polish isn't a latin-based language so I knew it would be completely different.

I did a one-month intensive course at a language school in Birmingham.I thought I was good at languages before...
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posted by axemnas
Role playing au Rping as most of the community calls it. Almost everyone's done it one way au another whether they realize it au not. Remember those days when you'd pretend wewe were a movie character au a prince/princess au a pirate au whatever. wewe were role playing in a since. Now days when wewe hear the word role playing wewe probably think things like War Craft, nyota Craft, Nights and Dragons, Toontown, etc..
Something you've probably never figured however, is rping in relation to writing. Writing, that's all rping basically is. It's just uandishi a collaborative story from different points...
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posted by edwardsca
    I was sitting at my dawati at school, uandishi my krisimasi list. It was hard to think of zaidi than three things, so I wrote down a gift card to itunes, some movies, and a new pair of nike shoes. I'm trying to think of something, and my teacher alisema "Emily it wouldn't be wise to ask for money for a present". When I went nyumbani I was still thinking about my krisimasi list, but then my little sister came up to my face "Sissy, sissy, wewe should ask for a super big princess kit'. Then chajio, chakula cha jioni came, we had roasted chicken. My older brother Eric was bragging about making the basketball...
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posted by ZekiYuro
When wewe Have To Choose Between 2 Possibilities:

1.Take your time.The most important thing is not to make a decision in a hurry.

2.Make a orodha of the positive and negative points for both opinions.Then decide which points are most important and compare the two lists.

3.If wewe ask other people for their advice,don't ask zaidi than 1 au 2.If wewe ask a lot of people,this will probably confuse you.

4.Use your imagination to help you.Imagine yourself in both situations.How do wewe feel?Relaxed au stressed?

5.When you've made a decision,wait a bit before wewe tell other people,to see how wewe feel.If wewe feel comfortable with your decision after an hour,you have probably made the right decision.

6.Finally,remember that wewe can't have everything.Choosing one of two possibilities always means that wewe can't have the one wewe didn't choose.And it's impossible to always make the right decision!
posted by Okuni
Just a short one-shot I thought of on the spot...Mother's siku is coming so I thought, why not? It's not that good, just so wewe know...

I hate her. I really really hate her. Sure she's the woman who gave me my life. Sure she's the woman who raised me all the sixteen years I've been alive since my father left us shortly after my birth. But I cannot bring myself to upendo her. What has she ever done that actually made me smile? She has always been a cruel and selfish woman who would do anything to get what she wanted. She would gladly hurt others for her own benefit, even me, her own flesh and blood....
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posted by MickCayla133
Logan was walking through palmwoods looking for Carlos, he saw him kwa the pool with Jennifer's so he walked towards them, he alisema Hi". The Jennifer's alisema hujambo Logan. Carlos had alisema hujambo logan, what are wewe doing. Logan says I am good, I am trying to get away from Camille she gets on my last nerves. Camille says hujambo logie want to go out with me saturday night for kiss and tell. Logan says no i can't maybe i will ask someone else okay. *camille had left*. Carlos says i better find a girl to go with me at Kiss and Tell. Jennifer 2 says i wanna go with wewe *She had smiled*. Jennifer 1 says No,...
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posted by GodIsGood
Dear Cambelle,
It’s great to hear from you! How have wewe been? wewe mom and Leah say hi. It’s kind of annoying that your aunt’s house doesn’t have a computer, so we have to konokono mail each other.
I know wewe want to keep a low profile, but
We all miss wewe a lot Cambelle. My dad says wewe should come back. And mom wants to send wewe cookies. (She still thinks you're too thin).
I took your sister to the zoo yesterday. No wonder wewe nicknamed her Panda! She loves those bears.
Victor Terrah also emailed me. He wants to get a hold of wewe so wewe two can spar again. I could be wrong, but I think...
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posted by MerlinLemon
1
~ Beginning ~


Me and my best friend, Leo, both work at the same dumb pizza duka mostly every night of the week, we both get paid the same amount and work the same number of hours. The only difference – I do the deliveries.
I ride this crappy little flat-tyred around the neighbourhood – which, kwa the way, is so small I memorised it kwa the age of seven – delivering pizza after pizza. Sometimes I wonder how such a small town can order so many pizzas. I deliver about twenty each Thursday night… to the same houses. Still, they know me so well the tips are considerably higher.
But moving...
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posted by Lord_Anubis
What is love?

Oi there mates… Let me tell wewe few things here. I actually asked myself that swali long ago. Why? Well, maybe because I had no Marafiki au other people who would accept me when I was a kid. Now I know all that matters is to accept yourself and I got a lot of friends, but to find that explanation all alone pulled me through a lot of pain. Aye... wewe couldn't believe it. Most of the people can't endure the lonlines, I've seen it... And finally when I found the explanation, I asked myself: ’’What the hell is upendo then?’’. Lately on I started to watch other people to see...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
(Not a very creative name, I know)


ONE

I sat on the bed. Doing nothing. Nothing. Nothing. I looked at the clock. Friday, five-fifty-eight PM. Five-fifty-nine. Waiting. Waiting. moyo pounding. Counting seconds. Every week. Every week, SHE came. SHE would try to kill me. Then I would scream for help and they would come. Then I would get a lecture that nothing was there, possibly some treatment au whatever. Then inayofuata Friday at six, it would happen again.
Forty-five seconds. I glanced at the book. I brought it with me. That way, no one else would read it. It was old and leather-bound, and had pictures...
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HEY! SORRY I HAVEN’T ilitumwa ANYTHING IN SO LONG, IT’S BEEN LIKE A mwaka SINCE MY LAST POST. I DON’T REALLY HAVE ANY EXCUSES BUT DON’T WORRY I’M BACK NOW! ANYWAY THIS WILL BE THE LAST CHAPTER IN THE MY TRUE upendo SERIES- I’M SO SAD! ALTHOUGH I upendo IT VERY MUCH AND HAVE REALLY ENJOYED uandishi IT, I FEEL THAT I HAVE EXHAUSTED NESSIE’S STORY NOW. BUT I WILL BE uandishi ANOTHER, TWILIGHT RELATED SERIES WHETHER IT WILL BE ABOUT NESSIE au NOT, I DON’T KNOW. ANYWAY THANKS FOR STICKING WITH ME FOR SO LONG AND I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN A VERY LONG MESSAGE BUT IF ANY OF wewe ARE GOOD AT ART OR...
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posted by StarStorm
The Fay
The fay is a kuvuka, msalaba between a demon and an angle.
They are very very powerful and are now hunted, but
a fay can take the form of any living organism, so the few that are left are in hiding. And this is the story of one human who finds out that all the myths and legends about angles and demons are all very very true.



Suizanna Gentry is a average girl. She lives in a small apartment with her mom and dad, she has two Cats and a overexcited
dog. She goes to a good school. Makes average grades. Has
four best friends. And is plain. But one siku she wakes
up to hear her parents arguing with...
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