Setting:
Yoda was sitting watching tv in their living room.

Jedi: ''Yoda, Wer'e out of organic cookies.''
Yoda: ''Sorry, watching fox, mbweha 5 News, can't hear you.''
Jedi: ''YODA!! WE-ARE-OUT-OF-ORGANIC-COOKIES!''
(Yoda suddenly realizes this fact.)
Yoda: ''Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!''
Jedi: ''Yoda, we can just buy more, wewe know that right...?''
Yoda: ''Oh, yeah, right. I feel better now.'' :)
Jedi: ''What's with the smiley face?''
Yoda: ''You have a problem with that? It's like the organic kuki, vidakuzi all over again...''
Jedi: ''Yoda and his obsession over organic cookies....''
Yoda: ''Did wewe say what I think wewe said?!?!?''
Jedi: ''Ummmmmm yes?''
Yoda: ''That's it, I'm coming over there!''
(Jedi is now scared, when Yoda gets angry it gets personal.)
Jedi: ''No, no, no I'm sorry!!!''
Yoda: ''I don't care, wewe should have thought of that before wewe insulted me and ate the last organic cookie!''
Jedi: ''I didn't eat the last organic cookie...?''
Yoda: ''You didn't? Then who did?''
Jedi: ''You, idiot!''
Yoda: ''I'm not an idiot...'' :(
Jedi: ''What's with the sad face?''
Yoda: ''You have a problem with that!?''
Jedi: ''Well, kinda...''
Yoda: ''That's it!!!''
(Jedi is now freaked out even more, Yoda kinda scares him.)
Jedi: ''No!! I don't wanna die!''
(Yoda stops in tracks.)
(Yoda starts laughing.)
Jedi: ''What?!?!? Don't wewe have any feelings?''
Yoda: ''I was talking to my pet frog.'' ;)
Jedi: ''??????????????????''
Yoda: ''THE END!''