hujambo guys, it's me, Skittles98 as wewe can probably see. Now, I'm going to be interviewing the most clever person I can think of and testing them with riddles.
Me: Robin, have a kiti, kiti cha
Me: I have some riddles for you. If wewe answer them all correct, wewe will get a prize
R: Let's go
Me: What runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has kitanda but never sleeps, has a head but never sleeps?
R: Not KF, that's for sure...hmmm...could be Batman...no...Got it! A river!
Me: Yes. inayofuata riddle. wewe are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right is a sharp drop off, and on your left is an tembo thundering along at the same speed as you. Directly infront of wewe is a galloping kangaroo, kangaruu and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind wewe is a lion running at the same speed as wewe and the kangaroo. What must wewe do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
R: Get off the Merry-go-round
Me: How-? Nevermind. inayofuata Riddle. A man jumps out of a window of a 20-story building. He falls all the way to the ground below, and lands on solid concrete with nothing to cushion his fall. The man gets up, still alive and completely uninjured. How is this possible?
R: He was on the first floor
Me: inayofuata Riddle. wewe are in a locked room. It has no windows au anything. There is just walls and wewe have a piano, a calender, and a bed. How do wewe eat drink and get out?
R:...You drink from the springs in the bed. wewe eat the dates on the calender and wewe use the keys on the kinanda to get out! It is all about homophones.
Me:...-_- Final Question. Can wewe pass the Kinder Garden Test?
Me: Okay. Repeat everything I say
R: repeat everything I say
Me: Red Robin
R: Red Robin
Me: Blue Robin
Me: Purple Robin
Me: machungwa, chungwa Robin
R: machungwa, chungwa Robin
Me: dhahabu Robin
R: dhahabu Robin
Me: What was the first thing I said?
R:...C-What was the first thing I said?
Me: Do wewe want to know what your prize is?
Me: Your prize is...the majibu to the riddles!
Yes Robin, I'm quite aware I'm a sly $%#@