IT'S MY DADDY! Look I've drew a picture! It's me on the potty! XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That's absurd ! YOU'RE ABSURD ! Haha ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dumbledore: *phone beeps* oh! thats me! oh no, its a text from umbridge. it says: we need to talk, semi colon right parentheses. Snape: Oh i TOTALLY don't envy wewe right now..ha a ha a ha....*phone beeps* oh! thats me! its a bbm from umbridge! it says: are wewe with dumbledore did he get my text? oh great now you've dragged ME into this? Umbridge: did wewe get mah text? Dumbledore: uhh yeah uuhhh...Umbridge:Well, wewe didn't text me back. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

jellify! ugh! *comes back later* who knew the countercurse was just "unjellify"? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hehehehehe I'm watching act 1 part 5! funny! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Please jiunge my Joe moses shabiki club :) Thanks

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo lupin want to go look at the full moon with me? haha zombie!

My inayopendelewa characters are draco, lupin, snape and ron. Hilarious =) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe have a poop nose now.
Get it off get the poo off me! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

upendo this club.....who elses fave is lupin XD? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i wonder what would happen if i just... broke your fingers... then wewe wouldn't be able to play the guitar, gitaa anymore, and all of your Marafiki would leave wewe alone and you'd be just like umbridge.... 'cept umbridge can kick yo ass!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dear Papa

I am uandishi to inquire about my Hogsmeade permission form. I sent it to wewe on the very first siku of school and I am anxiously waiting it's return with your signature on it. But-b-but don't rush daddy. Missing out on trips like this allows me zaidi times to write letters to you....

Awwwww <3 Poor Draco ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

(ginny lets go of rons hand) FREEDOM!!!!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

inayofuata time I need a permission slip au need to get out of an assignment I might just use the "I'm Harry Potter" excuse ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm gonna pwn this pony! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I know it seems impossible,
we’ve been thrown off our track.
But if we can’t songesha forward,
why shouldn’t we… songesha back?
*audience gasps and fangirls* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Harry watch out that's Sirius Black"

"Take this wewe bastard Aloha Mora!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Guess who gets to be your new Headmaster now??!!!"

"Me?!"

"Snape?"

"No! Me! Your mama. UMBRIDGE!!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

cause Im Harry Freakin Potter!!

Poor malfoy. His father doesnt upendo him :( ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise Mudbloods and gingers. I hate Gryffindor house and my parents work for the man who killed your parents do wewe want to be my friend? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

didya get my text? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe can't disapparte inside Hogwarts right?!

Right!

Right!! Dammit!! *kicks Hermione* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I was watching Unwrapped on the chakula Channel and they showed how to make Red Vines. It made my day. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What did wewe get?
Defeat....
ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

im Remus freaking.... forget it... HERMIONE CAN'T DRAW! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I heard a dementor kissed her and it DIED. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A F*CKING ELF!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm Harry Freaking Potter! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who looks stupid now?!

wewe do. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

inayopendelewa way to say 'red wines' in a German accent? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hermione can't draw ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Lucius: OMG! Umbridge, stop texting me! Umbridge: Did wewe get mah text? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Oh my God, Dumbledore? Why wewe being such a lousy boyfriend?! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

sekunde POST! Red Vines for all of us cool people! *gives wewe a red vine package* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Red Vines: What the hell can't they do? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita