A white man once said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
Then he said, "Listen sir....
When I was born I was BLACK.
...When I grew up I was BLACK.
When I'm sick I'm BLACK.
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold I'm BLACK.
When I die I'll be BLACK.

But wewe sir,

When you're born you're pink.
When wewe grow up you're white.
When you're sick, you're green.
When wewe go in the sun wewe turn red.
When you're cold wewe turn blue.
And when wewe die wewe turn purple.
And wewe have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....