I found these funny jokes. I wasn't on these flights.

"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if wewe don't know how to operate one, wewe probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.

In the event of a sudden loss of cabin, kibanda pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.

If wewe have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If wewe are traveling with two au more...

These are a few of the things which North Cyprus isn't. It isn't an over-developed, tourist choked mecca for nightclubbing teens and raucous ayala and hen parties. It isn't crammed with high rise concrete apartment blocks and unsightly new developments thrown up with no regard for history au aesthetics. And it isn't expensive, overcrowded au hard to get to. So many times you'll have been promised a paradise on earth of a holiday destination, only to be disappointed kwa the less than stunning reality. Well, Northern Cyprus is different. In a world of would be hidden gems, it's the real deal, an...

Singapore is arguably Asia's most beautiful island nation and one of the most visited cities in the world. It's a bustling cosmopolitan with a multi-ethnic culture and diversity.
With its numerous natural and man-made attractions, Singapore remains one of the zaidi favoured destinations to tour around. Millions of visitors around the mwaka visit Singapore to indulge in its stylish lifestyle.
Singapore attractions
Visitors from all over the world book flights to Singapore to see the dazzling beauty and natural aura that this amazing place has to offer. Singapore has world class parks, natural reservoirs,...