The following are upendo letters I wrote to my anime crushes and ilitumwa on Facebook one at a time.

Some notes: I realize L noticed Misa, but in general he seems asexual.

For Wolfwood, I was uandishi about the anime version, not the Plant worshipping manga one.

These are in the order I ilitumwa them, but not in any particular order as to how much I upendo each one of them.

Spoilers are present.

Here we go:

My darling Sven...I upendo your green hair, your mismatched eyes, your psychic powers, your briefcase, mkoba full of inventions, your sense of chivalry..oh wait, you're an anime boy (or man) and therefore fictional....