Light: (Sitting in chair)
Ryuk: wewe know, Light. It’s been a week since wewe got that FBI guys name… Why haven’t wewe killed him yet
Light: Ryuk, out yourself in my shoes. Being Kira is hard work. Maybe, once in a while, I just want to relax.
Ryuk: Hard work? The most work you’ve done the past week is get up to go and take a piss
Light: Hard work
Ryuk: Oh, Jesus Christ
linkRaye: Hey, dear
Naomi: Raye, there wewe are. I was so worried ab-
Raye: Yeah, that’s great. Where’s dinner
Naomi: Honey, what happened while wewe were gone
Raye: Well, I spied on some child and some crazy criminal got killed...
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