"Saying oh yeah I remember, when wewe really don't know."
"I hate it when your sitting in the cinema ready to watch the movie and the inayofuata thing wewe know BOOM. Human giraffe sits in front of you."
"If wewe sext do wewe get a phoner?"
"That awkward moment when wewe see two twins fighting and one calls the other ugly."
"When I get the answer correct and the smart kid didn't and im feelin like a boss."
"That look wewe give your friend when someone attractive walks in the room."
"Laughing sarcastically and then making a serious face."
"Lazy rule: Cant reach what I dropped, don't need it."
"Touching things that...
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